A Quicker More Efficient IQ Test for Internet types

monster · 06-17-2009, 08:57 PM

Especially suitable for Dwellars. we'll have your smartfactor pegged in minutes.

Have you ever created a lolcat?
1. No. Teenage drivel
2. Several. I often improve on other people's too
3. Once. But nobody got it.
4. I'm more of a thread-bomb type person
Are you Libertarian?
1. absolutely
2. absolutely not
3. none of your business
4. is that like a more gentle Liberal?
Is that a Shark or a Dolphin?
1. No.
2. Yes.
3. Candygram
4. In-jokes are so childish
How often do you wear odd socks??
1. never
2. occasionally
3. don't know, never check.
4. what sort of crappy IQ test is this anyway?
Have you ever posted your own poetry on an internet forum?
1. yes
2. yes, if you count limericks
3. I couldn't find the nerve ....yet
4. poetry is a sign of emotion which is a sign of intellectual inferiority
How often do you discuss current affairs?
1. never. i get enough "news" from my TV,
2. hardly ever. history is a better source of wisdom
3. if it's not current, what's the point?
4. so you hears about Brad and natasha too?
Have you ever been rickroll'd?
1. yes, but not since early 2007
2. Rickroll'd?
3. Oh no, you di'int!
4. I'm a total sucker, they get me everytime
How do you do on regular IQ tests?
1. 130+
2. Never bother with them
3. Not well, they seem more like geometry tests
4. 75 lolz
What is your IQ?
1. Isn't that the point of this quiz?
2. 100 or less. i hate those tests
3. 100-140
4. >140 but I don't really put much store in that type of test
Did You cheat on this test?
1. Of course.
2. Of course not
3. I was just reading it, I didn't really pick answers.
4. Not until I got to question 3

scores (highlight to reveal)

1. 15
2. 15
3. 20
4. 10
1. 10
2. 10
3. 15
4. 5
1. 10
2. 10
3. 15
4. 20
1. 5
2. 15
3. 15
4. 10
1. 20
2. 10
3. 5
4. 30
1. 10
2. 15
3. 20
4. 5
1. 15
2. 5
3. 15
4. 10
1. 20
2. 20
3. 10
4. 5
1. 0
2. 0
3. 20
4. 0
1. 20
2. 20
3. 0
4. 30

So what did you score? hmmm? Add 'em up.. c'mon..... is it freaking scarily accurate or what?

eta: sorry the scores highlight thing doesn't show the question/answer numbers too well, but, you know, if you can't work it out, deduct 50 anyway.....

Shawnee123 · 06-17-2009, 09:01 PM

125

I'm above expected, for a dwellar.

(Yes I did take it and score it!)

monster · 06-17-2009, 09:03 PM

OMGz I must have fucked up somewhere!!!11!!11!

...but you are one of the brightest dwellarz...

Aliantha · 06-17-2009, 09:05 PM

According to my answers I'm 165. I don't think that's freakily accurate. I'm sure there are plenty here to agree with that.

monster · 06-17-2009, 09:08 PM

it's Ok -that's post-partum extra smartness, you're excused.

plus you posted on PD, so thet raised your score exponentially, even if it's only temporary....

Aliantha · 06-17-2009, 09:09 PM

I've never heard of that before.

monster · 06-17-2009, 09:15 PM

Well that's coz yer all busy with bein' smart an' shit

Aliantha · 06-17-2009, 09:16 PM

oh right...yeah...ok

classicman · 06-17-2009, 09:22 PM

I got a buck 42.50

Shawnee123 · 06-17-2009, 09:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by classicman

I got a buck 42.50

Good thing it wasn't a test on the maths.

monster · 06-17-2009, 09:23 PM

you're deducted 30 for being indecisive

SteveDallas · 06-17-2009, 10:03 PM

I got 135.

Question 9 is missing a choice:

e. >140 and I live to rub everybody else's face in my superior intellect

classicman · 06-17-2009, 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveDallas

I got 135.

Question 9 is missing a choice:

+50

spudcon · 06-17-2009, 10:13 PM

Mine is 505, but I cheated. I knew the answers ahead of time.

DanaC · 06-17-2009, 10:22 PM

I cheated but I only got 93

06-17-2009, 08:57 PM	#1
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	A Quicker More Efficient IQ Test for Internet types Especially suitable for Dwellars. we'll have your smartfactor pegged in minutes. Have you ever created a lolcat? No. Teenage drivel Several. I often improve on other people's too Once. But nobody got it. I'm more of a thread-bomb type person Are you Libertarian? absolutely absolutely not none of your business is that like a more gentle Liberal? Is that a Shark or a Dolphin? No. Yes. Candygram In-jokes are so childish How often do you wear odd socks?? never occasionally don't know, never check. what sort of crappy IQ test is this anyway? Have you ever posted your own poetry on an internet forum? yes yes, if you count limericks I couldn't find the nerve ....yet poetry is a sign of emotion which is a sign of intellectual inferiority How often do you discuss current affairs? never. i get enough "news" from my TV, hardly ever. history is a better source of wisdom if it's not current, what's the point? so you hears about Brad and natasha too? Have you ever been rickroll'd? yes, but not since early 2007 Rickroll'd? Oh no, you di'int! I'm a total sucker, they get me everytime How do you do on regular IQ tests? 130+ Never bother with them Not well, they seem more like geometry tests 75 lolz What is your IQ? Isn't that the point of this quiz? 100 or less. i hate those tests 100-140 >140 but I don't really put much store in that type of test Did You cheat on this test? Of course. Of course not I was just reading it, I didn't really pick answers. Not until I got to question 3 scores (highlight to reveal) 15 15 20 10 10 10 15 5 10 10 15 20 5 15 15 10 20 10 5 30 10 15 20 5 15 5 15 10 20 20 10 5 0 0 20 0 20 20 0 30 So what did you score? hmmm? Add 'em up.. c'mon..... is it freaking scarily accurate or what? eta: sorry the scores highlight thing doesn't show the question/answer numbers too well, but, you know, if you can't work it out, deduct 50 anyway..... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

06-17-2009, 09:01 PM	#2
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	125 I'm above expected, for a dwellar. (Yes I did take it and score it!) __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

06-17-2009, 09:03 PM	#3
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	OMGz I must have fucked up somewhere!!!11!!11! ...but you are one of the brightest dwellarz... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

06-17-2009, 09:05 PM	#4
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	According to my answers I'm 165. I don't think that's freakily accurate. I'm sure there are plenty here to agree with that. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

06-17-2009, 09:08 PM	#5
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	it's Ok -that's post-partum extra smartness, you're excused. plus you posted on PD, so thet raised your score exponentially, even if it's only temporary.... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

06-17-2009, 09:09 PM	#6
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	I've never heard of that before. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

06-17-2009, 09:15 PM	#7
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Well that's coz yer all busy with bein' smart an' shit __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

06-17-2009, 09:16 PM	#8
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	oh right...yeah...ok __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

06-17-2009, 09:22 PM	#9
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	I got a buck 42.50 __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

06-17-2009, 09:23 PM	#11
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	you're deducted 30 for being indecisive __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

06-17-2009, 10:03 PM	#12
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	I got 135. Question 9 is missing a choice: e. >140 and I live to rub everybody else's face in my superior intellect

06-17-2009, 10:13 PM	#14
spudcon Beware of potatoes Join Date: May 2007 Location: Upstate NY, USA Posts: 2,078	Mine is 505, but I cheated. I knew the answers ahead of time. __________________ "I believe that being despised by the despicable is as good as being admired by the admirable."

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