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Old 06-07-2009, 12:55 PM   #1
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The ever resourceful Dutch have found a niche market to exploit... geek virgins.
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Vialet and some of her college friends have established an escort service that caters to geek virgins hoping to engage in horizontal refreshment for the first time.

Vialet has been in business for over a year and tells Dutch newspaper De Telegraaf she’s had “a lot of demand from virgins” - most of them from the IT sector.
Sounds like a great birthday present or prize for an office pool.
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Zoe has an elite team of five girls “specially trained” to give geeks the sexual experience they’ve never had. However, Vialet and her geek-pleasuring all-stars aren’t interested in quickies.

Vialet believes that geeks need to be “coached” in the ways of love. Therefore, geeks are brought along slowly during the prolonged personal coaching sessions to teach the nerdy virgies how to properly please a woman.

Vialet says, “every booking lasts three hours minimum. Longer is possible, shorter not. We take the time to take a bath together, do a massage and explore each others body. When the date is over, you will have had a fantastic experience, and you will be able to pleasure a woman.”
Hopefully the "graduates" would share their newfound knowledge with the geek chicas.

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Old 06-07-2009, 07:57 PM   #2
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The ever resourceful Dutch have found a niche market to exploit... geek virgins.

Sounds like a great birthday present or prize for an office pool.Hopefully the "graduates" would share their newfound knowledge with the geek chicas.

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Is this covered by insurance? This would make a great recruiting tool.
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Old 06-07-2009, 08:04 PM   #3
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hoping to engage in horizontal refreshment for the first time.
Horizontal refreshment...hahahahaa. I love it!
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Old 06-07-2009, 08:11 PM   #4
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Is there a 2.0 upgrade option?
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Old 06-07-2009, 08:26 PM   #5
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They are in cahoots with the Muslim vigins of the human bombers. But they are all guys and sheep.
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Old 06-08-2009, 06:52 AM   #6
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If I pretended to be a virgin, you reckon they'd believe me? I could dress up as a geek.....
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Old 06-08-2009, 10:07 AM   #7
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... and Greek virgins?
Any help for them?
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Old 06-08-2009, 10:08 AM   #8
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... and Greek virgins?
Any help for them?
Yes, we are going to send them to Turkey. :p
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Old 06-08-2009, 10:56 AM   #9
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... and Greek virgins?
Any help for them?
that was what I read too ...I'm imagining facial waxing kits...


*ducks to avoid flying moussaka*
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Old 06-08-2009, 12:05 PM   #10
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What's the definition of a Greek virgin?
A girl who can run faster than her brother.

*ducks to avoid flying crockery*
(it was an Italian joke anyway)
*ducks to avoid the Mafia*
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Old 06-08-2009, 12:32 PM   #11
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Old 06-08-2009, 12:56 PM   #12
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What's the definition of a Greek virgin?
A girl who can run faster than her brother.

*ducks to avoid flying crockery*
(it was an Italian joke anyway)
*ducks to avoid the Mafia*

I lolled. then choked on the crumbs of the McVities plain choccie biccie I was devouring.
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Old 06-08-2009, 01:57 PM   #13
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...choked on the crumbs of the McVities plain choccie biccie I was devouring.
Serves you right.
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Old 06-08-2009, 02:12 PM   #14
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I actually had another interpretation of Greek virgins...
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Old 06-08-2009, 04:41 PM   #15
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Serves you right.
Why do you hate America?
I don't ....but their cookies suck
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