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01-30-2011, 05:48 PM
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Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you.
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: little town (but not the littlest) in texas
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MTP birthday AND drunk
Just sayin'
I'm 23 aaaaand drunk right now. thats what 1 and 1/2 of bottle of wine will do. I still got lots more and cheesecake! yum! I am a whole 23 yrs old. i'm not old but i feel it OK! Fuck all y'all I'm old b/c I'm unaccomplished! I hope I will be, but I'm REAALLLLLY lazy. REALLLY REALLY LAZY! so i will prob be nothing important. oh well. i like black/dark skin men and dreadlox idky. so, whatever, i have to pee so this is the end. bye cellar, i'm drunk
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01-30-2011, 05:55 PM
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Radical Centrist
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Cottage of Prussia
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happy birthday happy drunk moar!
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01-30-2011, 05:57 PM
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LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Arkansas
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Happy Bday !!!
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01-30-2011, 06:12 PM
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Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you.
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: little town (but not the littlest) in texas
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thank you! i'm waxing "it"
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01-30-2011, 07:33 PM
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Austin, TX
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Your car?!
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01-30-2011, 07:48 PM
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I love it when a plan comes together.
Join Date: Oct 2009
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Maybe she had just one BIG birthday candle for being another year older.
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01-30-2011, 08:01 PM
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Goon Squad Leader
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Seattle
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pics, or it didn't happen...just sayin. btw, that's a "her", not an "it".
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01-30-2011, 09:33 PM
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Werepandas - lurking in your shadows
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: In the Deep South
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Happy Birthday! I wonder how many tanning sessions I need? Hmm, I need to check on a weave too.
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01-30-2011, 10:41 PM
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Professor
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Houston, TX
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Hehe....well, Happy Birthday, MTP!!
  Btw, a person can't be expected to be accomplished at 23. Hell, I'm not accomplished, and I'm old. 
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01-30-2011, 10:53 PM
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Fucktard Resistance League
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: 1.14 acres of heaven
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When you reach my advanced state of being, you'll realize that what fits the description of "an accomplishment" is entirely in the eye of the beholder. Being able to make ends meet ain't nearly as important or fulfilling as HOW YOU FEEL about what you do to make that happen. Life is a crapshoot. My philosophy is to live it in any way that fulfills your soul - even if you're broke and struggling. Being happy and content is WAAAAY the fuck better than being able to buy/do whatever you want when the urge strikes, and it could all end tomorrow, so why make yourself crazy? Do what makes you happy and revel in it! |
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01-31-2011, 12:25 AM
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a beautiful fool
Join Date: Sep 2010
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Happy Birthday, Mortie!
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01-31-2011, 12:30 AM
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Master Dwellar
Join Date: Aug 2003
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happy b-day mtp!
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01-31-2011, 12:54 AM
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
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Hope ya had a good one!
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01-31-2011, 12:07 PM
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Makes some feel uncomfortable
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Happy b-day, MTP
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01-31-2011, 12:20 PM
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Are you knock-kneed?
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Middle Hoosierland
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Happy Birthday mtp! Heres hoping you are not paying for it dearly today. That much wine would put me down for two days at least...but Im an old fogey.
And You are quite an accomplished young woman....going to school and working as hard as you do - THATS NOT LAZY! |
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