This Year's Tickle Me Elmo???

wolf · 12-06-2002, 07:49 PM

Check this out!!

My only regret is that the article does not include a photo.

I want the Tora Bora Playset too ...

slang · 12-06-2002, 07:56 PM

Maybe the ticket would be a combo "operation" game, the kids game of dexterity from the 70s. It might have OBL's features on the board just like the original edition.

The original had the patient's nose light up when you screwed up by touching the edges of the sensor. Maybe this game would spin OBL's turban or something similar.

I have to get busy, x-mas is right around the corner.

Cam · 12-06-2002, 07:57 PM

Well this solves the christmas riddle of what to get all the little kids on my list

elSicomoro · 12-06-2002, 07:58 PM

I like this part: "As you know Osama is very popular in the whole world, the same thing is happening in Pakistan, people like him and he has become a celebrity now," said Imran, a young boy eyeing up the goods on offer at a Karachi toy store.

Hmmm...I already have ambitions of my own park and my own street...my own toy though...

I've got it! The Scream At You Sycamore. You twist the baseball cap on top of Sycamore's head and he spits out mean-spirited and vulgar messages.

It's perfect!!!

slang · 12-06-2002, 08:02 PM

What would the messages be Syc?

Cam · 12-06-2002, 08:07 PM

Is it just me or has the cellar been plain goofy the last few days, I think it all started with headsplices bong pic. It's just kind of snowballed since then. hmmmmm

elSicomoro · 12-06-2002, 08:17 PM

Cam, I am constantly hopped up on goofy pills...my history on Cellar will support that.

Hmmm...with today's technology, it should be able to hold many messages, but 6 that have to be on there:

"Shut the fuck up already!"

"Your babbling is making my head hurt!"

"My God! Why don't you fucking die already!"

"Suck it, bitch!"

"Look at the fucking chucklehead we have before us!"

"Man...I really hate you!"

wolf · 12-06-2002, 08:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by slang
Maybe the ticket would be a combo "operation" game, the kids game of dexterity from the 70s. It might have OBL's features on the board just like the original edition.

"Remove shrapnel from left ankle!"

[tinny explosion sound]

"Awwwww, I set off the booby trap on his explosive vest!"

"Okay, my turn ... Remove grenade .... ALL RIGHT!! Got it. I get 10 ounces of gold!"

wolf · 12-06-2002, 08:22 PM

Goofy? Who the heck you callin' goofy ... that's not because I offered to bail slang out, is it??

slang · 12-06-2002, 08:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sycamore

"Shut the fuck up already!"

"Your babbling is making my head hurt!"

"My God! Why don't you fucking die already!"

"Suck it, bitch!"

"Look at the fucking chucklehead we have before us!"

"Man...I really hate you!"

Hhmm....tough to improve on your core insults without using proper names.

Maybe the hands of the doll could be molded to flip the bird

Cam · 12-06-2002, 08:36 PM

Well yeah that's part of it I mean you really want to bail out that nutcase

. Keep him locked up, that way I don't need to spend hours of my day learning something by reading his posts and numerous sources.

wolf · 12-06-2002, 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cam
Well yeah that's part of it I mean you really want to bail out that nutcase . Keep him locked up, that way I don't need to spend hours of my day learning something by reading his posts and numerous sources.

I'll just commit him to the psych hospital. It's what I do, after all.

Don't worry, Slang. I'll make sure you get the room with the soft walls.

elSicomoro · 12-06-2002, 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by slang
Hhmm....tough to improve on your core insults without using proper names.

Maybe we could have different versions of it, like:

Scream At You Sycamore: The Ex-girlfriends
Scream At You Sycamore: Politicians
Scream At You Sycamore: The parents

Quote:

Maybe the hands of the doll could be molded to flip the bird

I had thought of that, but forgot to mention it.

Slang, you're alright man...I was worried about you at first, but you're alright.

jaguar · 12-06-2002, 09:48 PM

Didn't tickle me elmo have an easter egg? Be pretty funny if these started asking all muslim children to reliquinsh violence and buy more stuff to support the american dream next Ramadan.

slang · 12-07-2002, 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sycamore
Slang, you're alright man...I was worried about you at first, but you're alright.

Thankyou. Does this mean I can have 2 words for the poem?

I still like the jerky hanger combo

12-06-2002, 07:49 PM	#1
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	This Year's Tickle Me Elmo??? Check this out!! My only regret is that the article does not include a photo. I want the Tora Bora Playset too ... __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

12-06-2002, 07:56 PM	#2
slang St Petersburg, Florida Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 3,423	Maybe the ticket would be a combo "operation" game, the kids game of dexterity from the 70s. It might have OBL's features on the board just like the original edition. The original had the patient's nose light up when you screwed up by touching the edges of the sensor. Maybe this game would spin OBL's turban or something similar. I have to get busy, x-mas is right around the corner. Last edited by slang; 12-06-2002 at 08:09 PM.

12-06-2002, 07:57 PM	#3
Cam dripping with ignorance Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Grand Forks ND Posts: 642	Well this solves the christmas riddle of what to get all the little kids on my list __________________ After the seventh beer I generally try and stay away from the keyboard, I apologize for what happens when I fail.

12-06-2002, 08:07 PM	#6
Cam dripping with ignorance Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Grand Forks ND Posts: 642	Is it just me or has the cellar been plain goofy the last few days, I think it all started with headsplices bong pic. It's just kind of snowballed since then. hmmmmm __________________ After the seventh beer I generally try and stay away from the keyboard, I apologize for what happens when I fail.

12-06-2002, 08:22 PM	#9
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Goofy? Who the heck you callin' goofy ... that's not because I offered to bail slang out, is it?? __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

12-06-2002, 07:58 PM	#4
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	I like this part: "As you know Osama is very popular in the whole world, the same thing is happening in Pakistan, people like him and he has become a celebrity now," said Imran, a young boy eyeing up the goods on offer at a Karachi toy store. Hmmm...I already have ambitions of my own park and my own street...my own toy though... I've got it! The Scream At You Sycamore. You twist the baseball cap on top of Sycamore's head and he spits out mean-spirited and vulgar messages. It's perfect!!!

12-06-2002, 08:02 PM	#5
slang St Petersburg, Florida Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 3,423	What would the messages be Syc?

12-06-2002, 08:17 PM	#7
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	Cam, I am constantly hopped up on goofy pills...my history on Cellar will support that. Hmmm...with today's technology, it should be able to hold many messages, but 6 that have to be on there: "Shut the fuck up already!" "Your babbling is making my head hurt!" "My God! Why don't you fucking die already!" "Suck it, bitch!" "Look at the fucking chucklehead we have before us!" "Man...I really hate you!"

12-06-2002, 08:36 PM	#11
Cam dripping with ignorance Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Grand Forks ND Posts: 642	Well yeah that's part of it I mean you really want to bail out that nutcase . Keep him locked up, that way I don't need to spend hours of my day learning something by reading his posts and numerous sources. __________________ After the seventh beer I generally try and stay away from the keyboard, I apologize for what happens when I fail.

12-06-2002, 09:48 PM	#14
jaguar whig Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 5,075	Didn't tickle me elmo have an easter egg? Be pretty funny if these started asking all muslim children to reliquinsh violence and buy more stuff to support the american dream next Ramadan. __________________ Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Twain

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