Dell Dude in pot bust

02-10-2003, 11:15 AM

Now, I think the war on drugs is pretty... well, fucking retarded. But this makes me giggle.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/delldude1.html

From TSG:

Quote:

Hey, dude, you're getting a cell! Benjamin Curtis, the 22-year old actor who portrays the Dell Guy in those bothersome computer commercials, was arrested late last night (2/9) on a marijuana possession charge, The Smoking Gun has learned. According to cops, Curtis was holding a "small bag of marijuana" when he was popped on Manhattan's Lower East Side (at Ludlow and Rivington for you Gothamites). Curtis is currently being held in Central Booking and is scheduled to be arraigned later today in Manhattan Criminal Court. Curtis, who lives in lower Manhattan, was charged with criminal possession of marijuana, a misdemeanor.

My guess is that Dell will kick him like a bad habit.

perth · 02-10-2003, 12:36 PM

excellent. now we just have to do something about those fucking interns.

~james

02-10-2003, 12:52 PM

I'll take the blond. Do with the rest as you wish.

wolf · 02-10-2003, 01:36 PM

Come on guys ... we all knew, deep down, that the DellDude was blowing weed ... was there ever ANY question?

Undertoad · 02-10-2003, 01:59 PM

Steven had too much weed, the interns don't have enough.

wolf · 02-10-2003, 02:00 PM

The interns are obviously all on Adderall and Ritalin.

It's not working.

SteveDallas · 02-10-2003, 03:12 PM

what interns?

perth · 02-10-2003, 03:47 PM

thems the fuckers right there.

daves right tho, the blonde is cute.

sorry its such a crappy picture, kinda hard to find pictures of them on dells website and google found shit.

~james

wolf · 02-10-2003, 04:52 PM

I think the blonde's smug, know-it-all demeanor takes away significantly from her overall attractiveness.

Of course, this IS a straight woman's perspective on the situation.

(Before anybody says anything here ... I will admit to the know-it-all demeanor, but I am NOT smug about it).

perth · 02-10-2003, 05:02 PM

the nice thing about being a man is the ability to separate attractiveness from personality. (sexist? yes, but rest assured that im in for an asswhupping when my wife reads this)

~james

02-10-2003, 05:09 PM

Eh, she's just acting anyway. I'll assume, though, that she's half that annoying in real life.

As a fucktoy, I don't care about her personality.

Any type of meaningful relationship, however, would come to a screeching halt. Jenni sometimes gets a hint of smugness, and it's the one thing that makes me feel like strangling her. Luckily, this only happens about once every eight months.

elSicomoro · 02-10-2003, 07:07 PM

Well, he's only been in that one commercial recently, so he was at the end of the line probably anyway.

02-10-2003, 09:45 PM

They had more plans with him. Or so they said a few months ago. We'll see...

elSicomoro · 02-10-2003, 09:51 PM

Perhaps a relative slipping a Dell notebook inside a cake...

slang · 02-10-2003, 10:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sycamore
Perhaps a relative slipping a Dell notebook inside a cake...

I just heard on the (shortwave) radio that Dude will not feel the wrath of The Man for this "offense" if he stays clean for a year.

<h3> Dude, yer gettin' a break </h3>

02-10-2003, 01:36 PM	#4
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Come on guys ... we all knew, deep down, that the DellDude was blowing weed ... was there ever ANY question? __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

02-10-2003, 02:00 PM	#6
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	The interns are obviously all on Adderall and Ritalin. It's not working. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

02-10-2003, 03:47 PM	#8
perth Strong Silent Type Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Fort Collins, CO Posts: 1,949	thems the fuckers right there. daves right tho, the blonde is cute. sorry its such a crappy picture, kinda hard to find pictures of them on dells website and google found shit. ~james Last edited by perth; 02-10-2003 at 03:49 PM.

02-10-2003, 04:52 PM	#9
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	I think the blonde's smug, know-it-all demeanor takes away significantly from her overall attractiveness. Of course, this IS a straight woman's perspective on the situation. (Before anybody says anything here ... I will admit to the know-it-all demeanor, but I am NOT smug about it). __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis Last edited by wolf; 02-10-2003 at 04:57 PM.

02-10-2003, 12:36 PM	#2
perth Strong Silent Type Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Fort Collins, CO Posts: 1,949	excellent. now we just have to do something about those fucking interns. ~james

02-10-2003, 12:52 PM	#3
dave Guest Posts: n/a	I'll take the blond. Do with the rest as you wish.

02-10-2003, 01:59 PM	#5
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Steven had too much weed, the interns don't have enough.

02-10-2003, 03:12 PM	#7
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	what interns?

02-10-2003, 05:02 PM	#10
perth Strong Silent Type Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Fort Collins, CO Posts: 1,949	the nice thing about being a man is the ability to separate attractiveness from personality. (sexist? yes, but rest assured that im in for an asswhupping when my wife reads this) ~james

02-10-2003, 05:09 PM	#11
dave Guest Posts: n/a	Eh, she's just acting anyway. I'll assume, though, that she's half that annoying in real life. As a fucktoy, I don't care about her personality. Any type of meaningful relationship, however, would come to a screeching halt. Jenni sometimes gets a hint of smugness, and it's the one thing that makes me feel like strangling her. Luckily, this only happens about once every eight months.

02-10-2003, 07:07 PM	#12
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	Well, he's only been in that one commercial recently, so he was at the end of the line probably anyway.

02-10-2003, 09:45 PM	#13
dave Guest Posts: n/a	They had more plans with him. Or so they said a few months ago. We'll see...

02-10-2003, 09:51 PM	#14
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	Perhaps a relative slipping a Dell notebook inside a cake...

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