Trilbinite Dwellar-apes

monster · 01-15-2013, 11:48 AM

The world would be a horrible place without you. Not only do we pixellated cyber people care for you more deeply than we have any right to, but you have young impressionable future-of-the-future type beings for whom you are role models. your sons and neices and cats and houseplants....

Please stick around. Quit your stupid job and find manual labor that includes meals and board or something. Both of you. more than a job that satisfies heart and soul, you need stuff that doesn't destroy heart and soul. aim for neutrality rather than negativity. or something. what the hall do I know? I know you can consider yourselves lucky I can't drive down there right now and open up a can of whoop-asss on ya both. Because i would...... but it would be more of a creepy gelatinous tickly whoop-ass that would make you uncomfortable in a luke-warm sort of a way until you stopped threatening to or thinking about checking out.....

eh, i got nothing, i don't know what to say or do, but I can't just sit and watch you self-destruct without saying something. Even if it's just nonsense. but please stick around. think about me....... I always dress in black, I'd have to go out and buy something pink *shudder*

I'm no good at this, but I care about you both and i know I'm not the only one.

Nirvana · 01-15-2013, 01:33 PM

There but for the grace of FSM go I...

>wss<

Gravdigr · 01-15-2013, 03:12 PM

Channeling JB?

Dain bramage?

Do you smell burning bananas?

monster · 01-15-2013, 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

Dain bramage?

yes, now you mention it. now fuck off. the post is clearly not about you and you're clearly too dumb to get it. what's your excuse?

classicman · 01-16-2013, 12:50 AM

Monnie is apparently feeling better. Good for you.
I still think you're a bitch, but I'm glad you're still around.

monster · 01-16-2013, 07:11 AM

yeah, whatever, but you know, thid thread was a hope that some other dwellars would stick around so we can say that to them too. maybe even without the bitch bit. I hope they realize how much they matter.

infinite monkey · 01-16-2013, 07:35 AM

Wait, are you guys kidding?

I really don't want to have to kick anybody in the, you know, that one word.

Thanks to everyone who helped me out yesterday. Today looks a bit brighter.

And thanks monster...you're a good egg. :eggsmilie:

monster · 01-16-2013, 07:53 AM

I'm a little cracked......

infinite monkey · 01-16-2013, 07:55 AM

But you tell the best yolks!

I'll be here all week. Try the eggs benedict.

glatt · 01-16-2013, 08:00 AM

Good. Glad things are looking a bit brighter, IM.

You don't realize how free you are. You have nobody depending on you. You can quit you job, move to hut on a beach in Puerto Escondido, and not have to worry about anyone. Kind of like the final scene in Shawshank. After a while, you can open a little hostel and cater to the surfers. It will be a simple life, and I'm not sure about the internet connection, but the surfers will love you and the locals will have an affectionate nickname for you in Spanish. I wish I spoke Spanish so I could tell you what they're saying. I'm sure it's complimentary.

monster · 01-16-2013, 08:01 AM

I like to come over hard.......

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infinite monkey · 01-16-2013, 08:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glatt

Good. Glad things are looking a bit brighter, IM.

You don't realize how free you are. You have nobody depending on you. You can quit you job, move to hut on a beach in Puerto Escondido, and not have to worry about anyone. Kind of like the final scene in Shawshank. After a while, you can open a little hostel and cater to the surfers. It will be a simple life, and I'm not sure about the internet connection, but the surfers will love you and the locals will have an affectionate nickname for you in Spanish. I wish I spoke Spanish so I could tell you what they're saying. I'm sure it's complimentary.

That's lovely.

It's so true, too...I could really go anywhere. I just looked up Puerto Escondido. I could handle that! The ocean calls to me.

I guess I should learn spanish beyond counting to ten and 'cerveza.'

I need a plan. A goal. I need to make things happen!

monster, sorry chick, but that joke was fowl.

monster · 01-16-2013, 10:12 AM

oeuf, that hurt.

....and don't call me Benedict. It's Dic for short....

infinite monkey · 01-16-2013, 10:14 AM

Omelette that one go.

limey · 01-16-2013, 10:26 AM

That soufflé good of you, I'm sure.

01-15-2013, 11:48 AM	#1
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Trilbinite Dwellar-apes The world would be a horrible place without you. Not only do we pixellated cyber people care for you more deeply than we have any right to, but you have young impressionable future-of-the-future type beings for whom you are role models. your sons and neices and cats and houseplants.... Please stick around. Quit your stupid job and find manual labor that includes meals and board or something. Both of you. more than a job that satisfies heart and soul, you need stuff that doesn't destroy heart and soul. aim for neutrality rather than negativity. or something. what the hall do I know? I know you can consider yourselves lucky I can't drive down there right now and open up a can of whoop-asss on ya both. Because i would...... but it would be more of a creepy gelatinous tickly whoop-ass that would make you uncomfortable in a luke-warm sort of a way until you stopped threatening to or thinking about checking out..... eh, i got nothing, i don't know what to say or do, but I can't just sit and watch you self-destruct without saying something. Even if it's just nonsense. but please stick around. think about me....... I always dress in black, I'd have to go out and buy something pink shudder I'm no good at this, but I care about you both and i know I'm not the only one. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-15-2013, 01:33 PM	#2
Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	There but for the grace of FSM go I... >wss< __________________ Speaking simply... do not confuse this with having a simple mind.

01-15-2013, 03:12 PM	#3
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01-16-2013, 12:50 AM	#5
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Monnie is apparently feeling better. Good for you. I still think you're a bitch, but I'm glad you're still around. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

01-16-2013, 07:11 AM	#6
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	yeah, whatever, but you know, thid thread was a hope that some other dwellars would stick around so we can say that to them too. maybe even without the bitch bit. I hope they realize how much they matter. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-16-2013, 07:35 AM	#7
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Wait, are you guys kidding? I really don't want to have to kick anybody in the, you know, that one word. Thanks to everyone who helped me out yesterday. Today looks a bit brighter. And thanks monster...you're a good egg. :eggsmilie:

01-16-2013, 07:53 AM	#8
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I'm a little cracked...... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-16-2013, 07:55 AM	#9
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	But you tell the best yolks! I'll be here all week. Try the eggs benedict.

01-16-2013, 08:00 AM	#10
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Good. Glad things are looking a bit brighter, IM. You don't realize how free you are. You have nobody depending on you. You can quit you job, move to hut on a beach in Puerto Escondido, and not have to worry about anyone. Kind of like the final scene in Shawshank. After a while, you can open a little hostel and cater to the surfers. It will be a simple life, and I'm not sure about the internet connection, but the surfers will love you and the locals will have an affectionate nickname for you in Spanish. I wish I spoke Spanish so I could tell you what they're saying. I'm sure it's complimentary.

01-16-2013, 08:01 AM	#11
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I like to come over hard....... . . . . __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-16-2013, 10:12 AM	#13
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	oeuf, that hurt. ....and don't call me Benedict. It's Dic for short.... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-16-2013, 10:14 AM	#14
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Omelette that one go.

01-16-2013, 10:26 AM	#15
limey Encroaching on your decrees Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: An island within the south-west coast of Scotland Posts: 7,016	That soufflé good of you, I'm sure. __________________ Living it up on the edge ... of civilisation, within the southwest coast of

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