Thank you TSA for totally messing up my suitcase!

chrisinhouston · 07-31-2011, 10:20 AM

Just flew back to Houston from Rochester where the airport employs TSA contract workers from an outfit known as McNeil Security.

I checked my bag and the side with the mesh covered area is where I keep my shoes, sandals and dirty laundry. Opened my bag to find that it had been inspected by the TSA and the nice inspection agent dumped out my toiletries bag that had been on the clean side of the bag and left all of it in a pile on the dirty side. Such thoughtfulness! I especially like my toothbrush being placed in my sandal!

These TSA agents really take pride in their work!

BigV · 07-31-2011, 10:30 AM

and now, our country is safe. Thank FSM.

Undertoad · 07-31-2011, 11:29 AM

They totally touched your junk.

DanaC · 07-31-2011, 12:38 PM

Show us on the picture where they touched your junk.

plthijinx · 07-31-2011, 05:29 PM

i don't doubt that one bit. was talking to my old instrument instructor last night, he now flies for world airways. in uniform, going to his plane, to fly the plane....TSA pulled the curtain on him. he was like "really? i mean REALLY?!?!"

those fkrs have no bounds. power trip mf's is what they are.

(oh, fyi: pulled the curtain means a full search. junk and all)

footfootfoot · 07-31-2011, 05:48 PM

They can fuck themselves, I'll walk, bike, drive, sail, or go up in a hot air ballon before I'll play their stupid game. If everyone stopped flying for a week, the TSA would be offering free blowjobs.

plthijinx · 07-31-2011, 05:58 PM

ok. wait. alright then. i'm sure there has GOT to be a TSA agent out there that's a good looking female. everyone stop flying and let me be first in line with her!

Spexxvet · 08-01-2011, 08:44 AM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot

They can fuck themselves, I'll walk, bike, drive, sail, or go up in a hot air ballon before I'll play their stupid game. If everyone stopped flying for a week, the TSA would be offering free blowjobs.

True, and that's why I've only flown once since 911, and don't plan to fly ever again.

The first time that the TSA goes easy on someone like those below, and a plane gets bombed, they'll be lynched. They're doing what they feel is the right thing to do in a no-win situation.

Nirvana · 08-01-2011, 10:35 AM

My breasts could have their own zip code and house a family of five easily and I always expect a search when I fly... never happens.
Just a thought I carry my toiletries in my carry on. I don't want anyone touching things that touch me.

Undertoad · 08-01-2011, 11:55 AM

Uhoh, this thread is getting dugg and stumbledupon.

wolf · 08-01-2011, 12:11 PM

I feel so much safer, now.

Sundae · 08-01-2011, 12:48 PM

I would like to state that I have never indulged in any terrorist activities, or even proclivities.

Neither have I flown this week, (or even in the last 52 weeks) and I want my free oral sex, damnit
I mean, really.
He/ she doesn't even need to wear a uniform!

Although those little scented wipes would be nice afterwards.

Chris, that's rotten luck.
Something similar happened to me (pre 11th Sept but in a country with its own terrorism) on a flight back from Sri Lanka. My used underwear was liberally scattered amongst my other clothing. I mean it wasn't technically dirty - I hadn't had diarrhoea! - but I was having a torrid relationship at the time, with lots of saucy phone calls... In fact my mobile bill cost me more than the entire holiday.

Maybe that's why they scattered my knickers throughout the case. They were too stiff to get back in the bag!

Sorry TMI.
It was a long time ago.

Trilby · 08-01-2011, 01:15 PM

What kind of Rx is that?

Opiates???

SatelliteHead · 08-01-2011, 04:23 PM

That ziploc bag of ping, orange and black pills looks highly suspicious. Looks like a suppository to be brutally honest.

plthijinx · 08-01-2011, 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae

....*snip* and I want my free oral sex, damnit
I mean, really.
He/ she doesn't even need to wear a uniform!

Although those little scented wipes would be nice afterwards.

um sarge?!? you're being paged!

07-31-2011, 10:20 AM	#1
chrisinhouston Professor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Houston TX Posts: 1,857	Thank you TSA for totally messing up my suitcase! Just flew back to Houston from Rochester where the airport employs TSA contract workers from an outfit known as McNeil Security. I checked my bag and the side with the mesh covered area is where I keep my shoes, sandals and dirty laundry. Opened my bag to find that it had been inspected by the TSA and the nice inspection agent dumped out my toiletries bag that had been on the clean side of the bag and left all of it in a pile on the dirty side. Such thoughtfulness! I especially like my toothbrush being placed in my sandal! These TSA agents really take pride in their work! Attached Images

07-31-2011, 10:30 AM	#2
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	and now, our country is safe. Thank FSM. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

07-31-2011, 05:29 PM	#5
plthijinx Master Dwellar Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,197	i don't doubt that one bit. was talking to my old instrument instructor last night, he now flies for world airways. in uniform, going to his plane, to fly the plane....TSA pulled the curtain on him. he was like "really? i mean REALLY?!?!" those fkrs have no bounds. power trip mf's is what they are. (oh, fyi: pulled the curtain means a full search. junk and all) __________________ For your dreams to come true, you must first have a dream.

07-31-2011, 05:48 PM	#6
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	They can fuck themselves, I'll walk, bike, drive, sail, or go up in a hot air ballon before I'll play their stupid game. If everyone stopped flying for a week, the TSA would be offering free blowjobs. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

07-31-2011, 05:58 PM	#7
plthijinx Master Dwellar Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,197	ok. wait. alright then. i'm sure there has GOT to be a TSA agent out there that's a good looking female. everyone stop flying and let me be first in line with her! __________________ For your dreams to come true, you must first have a dream.

07-31-2011, 11:29 AM	#3
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	They totally touched your junk.

08-01-2011, 10:35 AM	#9
Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	My breasts could have their own zip code and house a family of five easily and I always expect a search when I fly... never happens. Just a thought I carry my toiletries in my carry on. I don't want anyone touching things that touch me. __________________ Speaking simply... do not confuse this with having a simple mind.

08-01-2011, 11:55 AM	#10
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Uhoh, this thread is getting dugg and stumbledupon.

08-01-2011, 12:11 PM	#11
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	I feel so much safer, now. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

08-01-2011, 12:48 PM	#12
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I would like to state that I have never indulged in any terrorist activities, or even proclivities. Neither have I flown this week, (or even in the last 52 weeks) and I want my free oral sex, damnit I mean, really. He/ she doesn't even need to wear a uniform! Although those little scented wipes would be nice afterwards. Chris, that's rotten luck. Something similar happened to me (pre 11th Sept but in a country with its own terrorism) on a flight back from Sri Lanka. My used underwear was liberally scattered amongst my other clothing. I mean it wasn't technically dirty - I hadn't had diarrhoea! - but I was having a torrid relationship at the time, with lots of saucy phone calls... In fact my mobile bill cost me more than the entire holiday. Maybe that's why they scattered my knickers throughout the case. They were too stiff to get back in the bag! Sorry TMI. It was a long time ago. Last edited by Sundae; 08-01-2011 at 01:55 PM.

08-01-2011, 01:15 PM	#13
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	What kind of Rx is that? Opiates??? __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

08-01-2011, 04:23 PM	#14
SatelliteHead The Great Satellite in the Sky Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Greenville County Posts: 19	That ziploc bag of ping, orange and black pills looks highly suspicious. Looks like a suppository to be brutally honest. __________________ Daily Grind

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