1/13/2004: Huang's Taiwanese Penis

[Undertoad]

Thanks to one earth for pointing this one out.

This man is Huang Shun-nan, and he's clearly proud of his 10 ton 10-footer. But it's really a political statement:

http://www.taipeitimes.com/News/fron.../30/2003107212

"I am not a politician and I don't know politics, but China's missile threat is a humiliation for Taiwan, so I want to use the most vulgar and most native expression to show Taiwanese people's anger."

Actually, I find it a bit sad that any phallic item is going to be used as a show of some sort of weird dominance or aggression or such. At one point a minority of feminists advanced the idea that penetration is de facto violent. But this is the metrosexual 00s, people, get with the program; penii are sexual items, not threatening or humiliating. Gone are the cold war days, when missile-like objects were impressively displayed but never, ever fired off. These are the new world order days; everyone is subject to rigorous multilateral inspections programs in search of biological problems or chemical imbalances.