Sharon vs. Arafat: The Final Battle

elSicomoro · 04-05-2002, 10:47 PM

After toying with this idea all week, I will now get the ball rolling.

As I mentioned in a previous thread, I think Ariel Sharon and Yasser Arafat should battle in a pay-per-view match. I may not get that wish, but I can certainly attempt to simulate it.

Through the use of my PlayStation and HBO Championship Boxing game, I will create two boxers, equal in every manner, and let the computer do the fight. (Sorry HB, they can't create their own weapons.)

The fight will commence tomorrow morning or afternoon.

Lastly, I give my word that I will not attempt to rig this fight in any way. Lady Sycamore will oversee the fight and its result.

And in this corner, wearing the blue trunks...from Kfar Malal, Israel...The Jewish Jackal...ARIEL SHARON!!!

And in this corner, wearing the green trunks...from Jerusalem...The Palestinian Piranha...YASSER ARAFAT!!!

Place your votes now.

elSicomoro · 04-06-2002, 11:06 AM

The boxers are ready to go. The match is a 12-rounder at Caesar's Palace Atlantic City, and will begin as soon as I post this. Fight results will be posted later.

elSicomoro · 04-06-2002, 11:39 AM

It lasted all of one round...

Sharon started quickly, with a vicious 3-punch combination, but Arafat held his own. Sharon went down first, at about 1:15 into the fight, but got back up after a count to 6. It was all Sharon from there, and Arafat was KO'd at 1:49 of round one.

ladysycamore · 04-07-2002, 03:21 PM

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Originally posted by sycamore
It lasted all of one round...

Sharon started quickly, with a vicious 3-punch combination, but Arafat held his own. Sharon went down first, at about 1:15 into the fight, but got back up after a count to 6. It was all Sharon from there, and Arafat was KO'd at 1:49 of round one.

ROTF. I'm a witness to this. I saw with my own eyes that Arafat went down...and went down hard. It was all over but the crying. I was like, "Damn, that's it??" :p

tokenidiot · 04-07-2002, 05:20 PM

I was hoping Arafat would use some sort of MONSTER FROG FACE OF DEATH attack to win it. Oh well.

elSicomoro · 04-07-2002, 06:00 PM

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Originally posted by tokenidiot
I was hoping Arafat would use some sort of MONSTER FROG FACE OF DEATH attack to win it. Oh well.

I picked Arafat to win myself. I was rather pissed. I figured by pairing the two equally, I'd see at least a good 4-5 rounder. Stupid computer game.

View Poll Results: Who will win?
Sharon	3	50.00%
Arafat	3	50.00%
Voters: 6. You may not vote on this poll

04-05-2002, 10:47 PM	#1
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	Sharon vs. Arafat: The Final Battle After toying with this idea all week, I will now get the ball rolling. As I mentioned in a previous thread, I think Ariel Sharon and Yasser Arafat should battle in a pay-per-view match. I may not get that wish, but I can certainly attempt to simulate it. Through the use of my PlayStation and HBO Championship Boxing game, I will create two boxers, equal in every manner, and let the computer do the fight. (Sorry HB, they can't create their own weapons.) The fight will commence tomorrow morning or afternoon. Lastly, I give my word that I will not attempt to rig this fight in any way. Lady Sycamore will oversee the fight and its result. And in this corner, wearing the blue trunks...from Kfar Malal, Israel...The Jewish Jackal...ARIEL SHARON!!! And in this corner, wearing the green trunks...from Jerusalem...The Palestinian Piranha...YASSER ARAFAT!!! Place your votes now.

04-06-2002, 11:06 AM	#2
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	And away we go... The boxers are ready to go. The match is a 12-rounder at Caesar's Palace Atlantic City, and will begin as soon as I post this. Fight results will be posted later.

04-06-2002, 11:39 AM	#3
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	The fans was robbed... It lasted all of one round... Sharon started quickly, with a vicious 3-punch combination, but Arafat held his own. Sharon went down first, at about 1:15 into the fight, but got back up after a count to 6. It was all Sharon from there, and Arafat was KO'd at 1:49 of round one.

04-07-2002, 05:20 PM	#5
tokenidiot how the gods kill Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 190	I was hoping Arafat would use some sort of MONSTER FROG FACE OF DEATH attack to win it. Oh well.

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