What rhymes with "Abortion"?

Sheldonrs · 03-14-2007, 12:50 PM

You can now send an e-card to a freind or loved one after they have had an abortion.

http://www.4exhale.org/support/cards/index.php

"Violets are blue. Roses are red.
You didn't use a condom so next time
give him head."

03-14-2007, 12:56 PM

And it's Steak and a BJ day!

Sheldonrs · 03-14-2007, 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rkzenrage

And it's Steak and a BJ day!

If it makes you feel better, we can use A-1 for lube.

Spexxvet · 03-14-2007, 01:38 PM

You like sex in odd positions, maybe
To fuck you I must contort
Your womb is full of baby
I hope you will abort

freshnesschronic · 03-14-2007, 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spexxvet

You like sex in odd positions, maybe
To fuck you I must contort
Your womb is full of baby
I hope you will abort

I've heard some pretty funny abortion jokes (but i don't think I'll discuss them) but this poem was reallllll funny to me.

Sheldonrs · 03-14-2007, 01:44 PM

"He said he would love me forever.
He said it was love at first sight.
But then when I told him "I'm pregnant"
it was so long, exit, stage right"

Happy Monkey · 03-14-2007, 01:53 PM

So, anyone heard from Mircea.Gabriel recently?

bluecuracao · 03-14-2007, 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheldonrs

You can now send an e-card to a freind or loved one after they have had an abortion.

http://www.4exhale.org/support/cards/index.php

"Violets are blue. Roses are red.
You didn't use a condom so next time
give him head."

Oh my god, those things are GHASTLY. Just imagine if you sent the wrong one!! Chocolate would be better. Bourbon would be better!

Trilby · 03-14-2007, 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Happy Monkey

So, anyone heard from Mircea.Gabriel recently?

The nut is still around.

Happy Monkey · 03-14-2007, 02:17 PM

I know, I was just expecting it to show up in this thread at some point.

Elspode · 03-14-2007, 02:49 PM

Mircea.Gabriel? Wha'd I miss? Weirdness?

I don't get it.

Elspode · 03-14-2007, 02:51 PM

You're now knocked up
But don't dismay
Coathangers are so passe'
Your kitchen scoops
To measure portions
Are really useful
For quick abortions

Best wishes from all of us at the office!

Happy Monkey · 03-14-2007, 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elspode

Mircea.Gabriel? Wha'd I miss? Weirdness?

I don't get it.

A scripture bot.

Elspode · 03-14-2007, 03:59 PM

Ah. Yet another sign of the impending apocalypse.

Kagen4o4 · 03-14-2007, 04:08 PM

i love you so much
each and every single day
i long for your touch
but theres something i need to say
for the love of crimany
dont make this a fight
but you know threes company
so abort that parasite!

03-14-2007, 12:50 PM	#1
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	What rhymes with "Abortion"? You can now send an e-card to a freind or loved one after they have had an abortion. http://www.4exhale.org/support/cards/index.php "Violets are blue. Roses are red. You didn't use a condom so next time give him head." __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

03-14-2007, 01:38 PM	#4
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	You like sex in odd positions, maybe To fuck you I must contort Your womb is full of baby I hope you will abort __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

03-14-2007, 01:44 PM	#6
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	"He said he would love me forever. He said it was love at first sight. But then when I told him "I'm pregnant" it was so long, exit, stage right" __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

03-14-2007, 01:53 PM	#7
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	So, anyone heard from Mircea.Gabriel recently? __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

03-14-2007, 02:17 PM	#10
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	I know, I was just expecting it to show up in this thread at some point. __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

03-14-2007, 12:56 PM	#2
rkzenrage Guest Posts: n/a	And it's Steak and a BJ day!

03-14-2007, 02:49 PM	#11
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Mircea.Gabriel? Wha'd I miss? Weirdness? I don't get it. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

03-14-2007, 02:51 PM	#12
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	You're now knocked up But don't dismay Coathangers are so passe' Your kitchen scoops To measure portions Are really useful For quick abortions Best wishes from all of us at the office! __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

03-14-2007, 03:59 PM	#14
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Ah. Yet another sign of the impending apocalypse. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

03-14-2007, 04:08 PM	#15
Kagen4o4 The Sheriff of Nothingland Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Melbourne, Aus Posts: 1,794	i love you so much each and every single day i long for your touch but theres something i need to say for the love of crimany dont make this a fight but you know threes company so abort that parasite! __________________ something we both can enjoy??

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