Hello People

JBKlyde · 11-14-2008, 12:24 PM

Hi I'm JBKlyde just a goofy person who has wandered into this spot called the cellar dose anyone care to inform me as to what this place is really all about or must I stumble through the darkness to discover the light of this place...

lumberjim · 11-14-2008, 01:30 PM

this is a swingers site. go get your wife and come right back. we'll be here waiting.

classicman · 11-14-2008, 01:33 PM

and don't forget the pictures.

Sundae · 11-14-2008, 01:39 PM

Hey JBKlyde.
It's pretty much what it looks like at first glance. A group pf people who come to chat and share things. Pretty much international, so you'll find people here around the clock.

Think of it as your favourite bar and act accordingly. But bring your own alcohol. And you can turn up in your pants if you like.

wolf · 11-14-2008, 01:40 PM

Try the stumbling and groping around first. It's usually the best way to get to know us.

Especially the groping.

Welcome!

Bullitt · 11-14-2008, 02:51 PM

Glad to have ya Klyde. I would suggest you look over this and lurk a few threads in different forums on here to get a sense of how we all interact, discuss, argue, slander, and generally act like a dysfunctional family.

And just fyi, if you see anything label "NSFW", don't click on it at work or around people who are easily offended by nudity, gore, etc. (means not safe for work)

Other than that just enjoy, talk about what you want just don't be abusive or spammy.

Clodfobble · 11-14-2008, 03:12 PM

You know what makes me sad? The ones who make the biggest entrance, who make the most noise about how they really like it here and they 'think they'll stick around' are always gone in a few weeks.

Nice to meet you, JB. Hope to see you around.

Sundae · 11-14-2008, 03:26 PM

Ditto people that introduce themselves or their pets with photos. Never hear from them again.

classicman · 11-14-2008, 03:32 PM

maybe thats what I should have done

lumberjim · 11-14-2008, 03:46 PM

which time?

classicman · 11-14-2008, 03:50 PM

both, wait I don't think I ever said how much I liked it here... nevermind.

detour · 11-14-2008, 03:57 PM

That reminds me of a story

It begins with a young boy walking down the middle of an empty road on a hot July day. He has a Jack Russell puppy on a leash, and no shoes on. He's maybe 11 years old. As he comes over a gentle rise in the road, he sees before him a cow lying in the road. It seems that the cow has been hit by a car, and there are skid marks leading off into the cornfield on the right. As he approaches, the cow bellows in pain. The puppy barks....

Pie · 11-14-2008, 04:03 PM

detour, you'll do fine.

Cicero · 11-14-2008, 05:31 PM

Whale Penis. The only place on the internet strictly devoted to whale penis, sorry. ;(

Nice to meet ya!

skysidhe · 11-14-2008, 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by classicman

and don't forget the pictures.

I thought you said,"don't forget the pickles"

11-14-2008, 12:24 PM	#1
JBKlyde Banned Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Encrypted Into an AmpitheaterWall Posts: 1,722	Hello People Hi I'm JBKlyde just a goofy person who has wandered into this spot called the cellar dose anyone care to inform me as to what this place is really all about or must I stumble through the darkness to discover the light of this place...

11-14-2008, 01:30 PM	#2
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	this is a swingers site. go get your wife and come right back. we'll be here waiting. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

11-14-2008, 01:33 PM	#3
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	and don't forget the pictures. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

11-14-2008, 01:40 PM	#5
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Try the stumbling and groping around first. It's usually the best way to get to know us. Especially the groping. Welcome! __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

11-14-2008, 02:51 PM	#6
Bullitt This is a fully functional babe lair Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Akron, OH Posts: 2,324	Glad to have ya Klyde. I would suggest you look over this and lurk a few threads in different forums on here to get a sense of how we all interact, discuss, argue, slander, and generally act like a dysfunctional family. And just fyi, if you see anything label "NSFW", don't click on it at work or around people who are easily offended by nudity, gore, etc. (means not safe for work) Other than that just enjoy, talk about what you want just don't be abusive or spammy. __________________ Kiss my white Irish ass.

11-14-2008, 01:39 PM	#4
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Hey JBKlyde. It's pretty much what it looks like at first glance. A group pf people who come to chat and share things. Pretty much international, so you'll find people here around the clock. Think of it as your favourite bar and act accordingly. But bring your own alcohol. And you can turn up in your pants if you like.

11-14-2008, 03:12 PM	#7
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	You know what makes me sad? The ones who make the biggest entrance, who make the most noise about how they really like it here and they 'think they'll stick around' are always gone in a few weeks. Nice to meet you, JB. Hope to see you around. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

11-14-2008, 03:26 PM	#8
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Ditto people that introduce themselves or their pets with photos. Never hear from them again.

11-14-2008, 03:32 PM	#9
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	maybe thats what I should have done __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

11-14-2008, 03:46 PM	#10
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	which time? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

11-14-2008, 03:50 PM	#11
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	both, wait I don't think I ever said how much I liked it here... nevermind. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

11-14-2008, 03:57 PM	#12
detour it's this way.... Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Lumberton Posts: 4	That reminds me of a story It begins with a young boy walking down the middle of an empty road on a hot July day. He has a Jack Russell puppy on a leash, and no shoes on. He's maybe 11 years old. As he comes over a gentle rise in the road, he sees before him a cow lying in the road. It seems that the cow has been hit by a car, and there are skid marks leading off into the cornfield on the right. As he approaches, the cow bellows in pain. The puppy barks....

11-14-2008, 04:03 PM	#13
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	detour, you'll do fine. __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

11-14-2008, 05:31 PM	#14
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	Whale Penis. The only place on the internet strictly devoted to whale penis, sorry. ;( Nice to meet ya! __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

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