sniglets

lumberjim · 05-09-2004, 12:37 AM

why not? just don;t cheat and look them up online. originals prefered, out of memory is ok......

if you;re too young to remember, or if this didnt make it across the oceans:

SNIGLET (snig' lit) n. Any word that doesn't appear in the dictionary, but should.
-by Rich Hall & Friends

the place that one sock from each load of laundry goes is called the hosezone.

the yellow orange debris and grease that is left on your fingers after eating cheetos is called cheetle.

those were from rich hall's first book.

here's one my uncle came up with in the 50's.....he had no idea it was a sniglet at the time, and if he had been paying attention, he could have gotten on saturdaynightlive, too. too bad, Biff. Hindsight is 20/20.

Flarm: the wobbly mass of jiggling arm fat common amongst cafeteria ladies everywhere. Extreme cases are bordered by an elbow dimple.

xoxoxoBruce · 05-09-2004, 07:23 AM

Uncle Biff?

blue · 05-09-2004, 10:03 AM

Here's an original (I think) from one of my friends.

Sitting on the can after a big meal, all happy, then you look to your right, and...

WIPESHOCK

wolf · 05-09-2004, 11:15 AM

Jujyvision: Trying to determine the color and flavor of Jujy Fruits by holding them up in the movie theater during a daylight scene. (The purpose of this is to be able to avoid/discard the black ones ... which some of you are probably too young to remember, since Jujy Fruits are now just fruitflavored. They took the licorice ones out, perhaps in response to the cries of movie theater owners who were tired of scraping up the piles of black jujy fruits that would gather at the bottom of the theater near the screen.)

Lady Sidhe · 05-09-2004, 02:30 PM

Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

Bozone: The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating.

Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

Giraffiti: Vandalism spray painted very, very high.

Lady Sidhe · 05-09-2004, 02:31 PM

Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease.

Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.

Lady Sidhe · 05-09-2004, 02:32 PM

Glibido: All talk and no action.

Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

Arachnoleptic fit: The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

Beelzebug: Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

Caterpallor: The color you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you're eating.

Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.

elSicomoro · 05-09-2004, 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by wolf
Jujyvision: Trying to determine the color and flavor of Jujy Fruits by holding them up in the movie theater during a daylight scene. (The purpose of this is to be able to avoid/discard the black ones ... which some of you are probably too young to remember, since Jujy Fruits are now just fruitflavored. They took the licorice ones out, perhaps in response to the cries of movie theater owners who were tired of scraping up the piles of black jujy fruits that would gather at the bottom of the theater near the screen.)

Fucking racists!!!

staceyv · 05-10-2004, 09:53 AM

what about an alternate definition for camel toe?
nipplitis?

lumberjim · 05-10-2004, 10:14 AM

extra points for sexual sniglets.

Rectcelleration: the 0-60 time it takes your wife to shoot forward when threatened with imminent accidental "wrong door interaction"

jdbutler · 05-13-2004, 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lady Sidhe
Glibido: All talk and no action.

Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

Arachnoleptic fit: The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

Beelzebug: Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

Caterpallor: The color you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you're eating.

Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.

Your creativity amazes me-
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Elspode · 05-13-2004, 12:11 PM

She didn't claim *she* made those up, did she?

jdbutler · 05-13-2004, 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by lumberjim
just don;t cheat and look them up online. originals prefered, .

No, but...

OnyxCougar · 05-13-2004, 01:14 PM

Well thank you, forum cop! Where would we be without you? Thinking she made those up! Oh the horror!

jdbutler · 05-13-2004, 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by OnyxCougar
Well thank you, forum cop! Where would we be without you? Thinking she made those up! Oh the horror!

You are quite welcome. Just following the suggested rules.
"Twit for Twat" The state of balance achieved when you realize your fucking a moron.

05-09-2004, 12:37 AM	#1
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	sniglets why not? just don;t cheat and look them up online. originals prefered, out of memory is ok...... if you;re too young to remember, or if this didnt make it across the oceans: SNIGLET (snig' lit) n. Any word that doesn't appear in the dictionary, but should. -by Rich Hall & Friends the place that one sock from each load of laundry goes is called the hosezone. the yellow orange debris and grease that is left on your fingers after eating cheetos is called cheetle. those were from rich hall's first book. here's one my uncle came up with in the 50's.....he had no idea it was a sniglet at the time, and if he had been paying attention, he could have gotten on saturdaynightlive, too. too bad, Biff. Hindsight is 20/20. Flarm: the wobbly mass of jiggling arm fat common amongst cafeteria ladies everywhere. Extreme cases are bordered by an elbow dimple. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

05-09-2004, 07:23 AM	#2
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Uncle Biff? __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

05-09-2004, 10:03 AM	#3
blue Operations Operative Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Northern WI Posts: 739	Here's an original (I think) from one of my friends. Sitting on the can after a big meal, all happy, then you look to your right, and... WIPESHOCK __________________ If you spot a tornado, always remember to point at it, yell "tornado!", and run like hell.

05-09-2004, 11:15 AM	#4
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Jujyvision: Trying to determine the color and flavor of Jujy Fruits by holding them up in the movie theater during a daylight scene. (The purpose of this is to be able to avoid/discard the black ones ... which some of you are probably too young to remember, since Jujy Fruits are now just fruitflavored. They took the licorice ones out, perhaps in response to the cries of movie theater owners who were tired of scraping up the piles of black jujy fruits that would gather at the bottom of the theater near the screen.) __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

05-09-2004, 02:30 PM	#5
Lady Sidhe That's my story and I'm stickin' to it.... Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Hammond, La. Posts: 978	Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly. Bozone: The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray painted very, very high. __________________ My free will...I never leave home without it. --House Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be. -Rita Rudner Last edited by Lady Sidhe; 05-09-2004 at 02:33 PM.

05-09-2004, 02:31 PM	#6
Lady Sidhe That's my story and I'm stickin' to it.... Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Hammond, La. Posts: 978	Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer. __________________ My free will...I never leave home without it. --House Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be. -Rita Rudner Last edited by Lady Sidhe; 05-09-2004 at 02:34 PM.

05-09-2004, 02:32 PM	#7
Lady Sidhe That's my story and I'm stickin' to it.... Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Hammond, La. Posts: 978	Glibido: All talk and no action. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly. Arachnoleptic fit: The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web. Beelzebug: Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out. Caterpallor: The color you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you're eating. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole. __________________ My free will...I never leave home without it. --House Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be. -Rita Rudner Last edited by Lady Sidhe; 05-09-2004 at 02:34 PM.

05-10-2004, 09:53 AM	#9
staceyv Lecturer Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Ohio Posts: 927	what about an alternate definition for camel toe? nipplitis?

05-10-2004, 10:14 AM	#10
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	extra points for sexual sniglets. Rectcelleration: the 0-60 time it takes your wife to shoot forward when threatened with imminent accidental "wrong door interaction" __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

05-13-2004, 12:11 PM	#12
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	She didn't claim she made those up, did she? __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

05-13-2004, 01:14 PM	#14
OnyxCougar Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Kingdom of Atlantia Posts: 2,979	Well thank you, forum cop! Where would we be without you? Thinking she made those up! Oh the horror!

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