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Old 05-19-2004, 01:02 PM   #1
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original fortune cookies

if your job was to write new fortune cookies for a fortune cookie company, what would you come up with?
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Old 05-19-2004, 01:10 PM   #2
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"On January 23, 2007, you will be diagnosed with lung cancer."
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Old 05-19-2004, 01:11 PM   #3
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I think this line's mostly filler.
 
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Old 05-19-2004, 01:15 PM   #4
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Old 05-19-2004, 01:27 PM   #5
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"So sorry: Chef didn't wash his hands."

But real ones are stranger.



...and more like it.
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Old 05-19-2004, 01:31 PM   #6
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Old 05-19-2004, 01:36 PM   #7
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Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to give your wait-person a generous tip!
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Old 05-19-2004, 02:52 PM   #8
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Old 05-19-2004, 03:03 PM   #9
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You will soon have gastrointestinal distress.
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Old 05-19-2004, 03:06 PM   #10
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you will soon be hungry again
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Old 05-19-2004, 03:23 PM   #11
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"That wasn't chicken"

HARHARHARHARHARHAR!!!
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Old 05-19-2004, 03:43 PM   #12
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hm, case, ...good ones!


to rip case's off....
"cat tastes just like chicken"
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Old 05-19-2004, 03:43 PM   #13
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Old 05-19-2004, 03:44 PM   #14
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me chinese, me play joke.......how was your coke?
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Old 05-20-2004, 06:02 AM   #15
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