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I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
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original fortune cookies
if your job was to write new fortune cookies for a fortune cookie company, what would you come up with?
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This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan |
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Arlington, VA
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"On January 23, 2007, you will be diagnosed with lung cancer."
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Romanes Eunt Domus
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Nova Scotia
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Nothing new will happen to you today.
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still eats dirt
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Tampa, FL
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Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Parts unknown.
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Your house has a burgler in it.
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Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to give your wait-person a generous tip!
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to live and die in LA
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Los Angeles
Posts: 2,090
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Fate is the last excuse of the apathetic. Write your own destiny.
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I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 25,571
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you will soon be hungry again
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This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan |
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Touring the facilities
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: The plains of Colorado
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"That wasn't chicken"
HARHARHARHARHARHAR!!! |
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#12 |
I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 25,571
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hm, case, ...good ones!
to rip case's off.... "cat tastes just like chicken"
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This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan |
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We have to go back, Kate!
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Yorkshire
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Drink a Pint of Milk a Day
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I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 25,571
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me chinese, me play joke.......how was your coke?
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stalking a Tom
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: on the edge of the english channel
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Don't read me or you'll have bad luck forever!
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