November 24, 2007: Hunter without a license

Coign · 11-23-2007, 01:33 PM

What do you do when you are a hunter but you lose your driver's license? Well you get your deer home any way you can.

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By Sarah Hoffman, Iron Mountain, MI on Wednesday, November 20, 2002 - 07:38 am:
This is a very true story and this picture was taken by our babysitter Kristina Blockland, who was with me. On our way into Iron Mountain Sunday morning, driving down Carpenter Ave, we may have found the most dedicated YOOPER deer hunter ever! We had to run to our local Shopko & buy a disposable camera to take these because I didn't think anyone would possibly believe what we saw.

11-23-2007, 01:43 PM

Pan fried with mashed potatoes and steamed broccoli...

(I live in a condo, can't barbeque

)

Gravdigr · 11-23-2007, 03:42 PM

Wheeee!! I get to be the first to eat the ima--??? Aww, dammit!!!

morie · 11-29-2007, 09:00 AM

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Originally Posted by aero geek

Pan fried with mashed potatoes and steamed broccoli...

(I live in a condo, can't barbeque

)

Which one? or both?

Morie
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LJ · 11-23-2007, 04:30 PM

im thinking that it's a road kill. i see no blood from a wound. and if he was a hunter...wouldnt he have a gun somewhere on his person?

Sheldonrs · 11-23-2007, 06:46 PM

He hit the deer with his bike?

How rude.

Oh wait...I feel a pun coming on...

Rude offed the dead-nosed reindeer.

Feeling passed.

Crimson Ghost · 11-23-2007, 10:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Sheldonrs

He hit the deer with his bike?

How rude.

Oh wait...I feel a pun coming on...

Rude offed the dead-nosed reindeer.

Feeling passed.

Ugh.

You need to be pun-ished for that one.

Sheldonrs · 11-24-2007, 12:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Crimson Ghost

Ugh.

You need to be pun-ished for that one.

Well, I did get spanked earlier. ;-)

Coign · 11-26-2007, 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by LJ

im thinking that it's a road kill. i see no blood from a wound. and if he was a hunter...wouldnt he have a gun somewhere on his person?

I have been deer hunting myself a few times and butchered a ton of deer family have shot. There is surprising little blood from a gun shot wound in the deer. And after you gut and bleed the deer before hauling it out it loses a lot of weight and all the blood.

Guesstimate, I would say that deer is about 80-100 lbs.

Aliantha · 11-23-2007, 06:56 PM

maybe he dropped the gun home first?

Aliantha · 11-23-2007, 06:57 PM

or maybe he put it in the rear holster?

Griff · 11-23-2007, 07:34 PM

Speaking of holsters, I saw an only in America this fine morning. Dude has the 1/4 acre suburban lot, space is delineated by white washed fence with leeetle American flags mounted on each post, is raking leaves and dumping them into trailer behind 4 wheeler, said four wheeler has mounted scabbard, scabbard contains rifle, which prolly can provide cover over vast acres.

11-24-2007, 03:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Griff

Speaking of holsters, I saw an only in America this fine morning. Dude has the 1/4 acre suburban lot, space is delineated by white washed fence with leeetle American flags mounted on each post, is raking leaves and dumping them into trailer behind 4 wheeler, said four wheeler has mounted scabbard, scabbard contains rifle, which prolly can provide cover over vast acres.

My 4-wheeler had a rack on the front.

Scriveyn · 11-24-2007, 04:27 AM

The guy couldn't find his scarf, so he grabbed the first thing that came to hand to keep warm.

SPUCK · 11-24-2007, 04:50 AM

Why do you think it's dead? He's probably just taking it down to the park for exercise.

11-23-2007, 06:46 PM	#6
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	He hit the deer with his bike? How rude. Oh wait...I feel a pun coming on... Rude offed the dead-nosed reindeer. Feeling passed. __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

11-23-2007, 06:56 PM	#10
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	maybe he dropped the gun home first? __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

11-23-2007, 06:57 PM	#11
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	or maybe he put it in the rear holster? __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

11-23-2007, 07:34 PM	#12
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Speaking of holsters, I saw an only in America this fine morning. Dude has the 1/4 acre suburban lot, space is delineated by white washed fence with leeetle American flags mounted on each post, is raking leaves and dumping them into trailer behind 4 wheeler, said four wheeler has mounted scabbard, scabbard contains rifle, which prolly can provide cover over vast acres. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

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11-23-2007, 01:43 PM	#2
aero geek Guest Posts: n/a	Pan fried with mashed potatoes and steamed broccoli... (I live in a condo, can't barbeque )

11-23-2007, 03:42 PM	#3
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Wheeee!! I get to be the first to eat the ima--??? Aww, dammit!!!

11-23-2007, 04:30 PM	#5
LJ i am myself Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: via blackberry, maybe Posts: 750	im thinking that it's a road kill. i see no blood from a wound. and if he was a hunter...wouldnt he have a gun somewhere on his person?

11-24-2007, 04:27 AM	#14
Scriveyn amnesic-confabulatory opsimath Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Between my ears Posts: 739	The guy couldn't find his scarf, so he grabbed the first thing that came to hand to keep warm.

11-24-2007, 04:50 AM	#15
SPUCK Professor Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 1,911	Why do you think it's dead? He's probably just taking it down to the park for exercise.

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