when is bigger not better?

lumberjim · 03-06-2008, 11:19 PM

food:

the giant hamburger does NOT look yummy. It looks like fun, but I wouldn't want to eat it.

what else?

HungLikeJesus · 03-06-2008, 11:30 PM

SUV's have been sold under the myth that they are safer than sedans.

lushchocolateswirl · 03-07-2008, 01:25 AM

when an animal falls on your head?

DucksNuts · 03-07-2008, 05:48 AM

wardrobes.....when you are moving the bastards.

oh...and fridges that dont fit in the little fridge spot in the kitchen

glatt · 03-07-2008, 08:35 AM

Most foods are better when they are smaller. The bigger they are, the tougher they are. This applies to vegetables, seafood, and livestock.

monster · 03-07-2008, 08:54 AM

Tumors.

binky · 03-07-2008, 09:36 AM

My ass

LabRat · 03-07-2008, 09:43 AM

Debt.

monster · 03-07-2008, 10:07 AM

vaginas

smoothmoniker · 03-07-2008, 10:41 AM

Gravitational Constants.

Cicero · 03-07-2008, 06:56 PM

Vagina comment @monster: That depends on whether you are making one or having one.

Pool tables. 9 foot tables are great but Snooker tables suck!!
How frustrating.

Oh and debt. And facial pores.

Yznhymr · 03-08-2008, 01:09 AM

Your personal proctologist wins the world's largest knuckle award?

Flint · 03-08-2008, 01:12 AM

cock

Flint · 03-13-2008, 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Happy Monkey

The bed rails that I didn't cut too short are too long.

Happily, too long is a much easier problem to deal with. But it is irritating, as I thought the bed was finished.

BigV · 03-13-2008, 02:41 PM

Blood pressure, especiallay diastolic pressure. Normal: 105 +-5

Yesterday at doctor office (wait. today is thu... ) Tuesday at dr office:

106/54.

omg. lowest bp in many years.

03-06-2008, 11:19 PM	#1
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03-06-2008, 11:30 PM	#2
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03-07-2008, 08:54 AM	#6
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Tumors. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

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03-07-2008, 08:35 AM	#5
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Most foods are better when they are smaller. The bigger they are, the tougher they are. This applies to vegetables, seafood, and livestock.

03-07-2008, 10:07 AM	#9
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	vaginas __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

03-07-2008, 10:41 AM	#10
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03-07-2008, 06:56 PM	#11
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	Vagina comment @monster: That depends on whether you are making one or having one. Pool tables. 9 foot tables are great but Snooker tables suck!! How frustrating. Oh and debt. And facial pores. __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

03-08-2008, 01:09 AM	#12
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03-13-2008, 02:41 PM	#15
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Blood pressure, especiallay diastolic pressure. Normal: 105 +-5 Yesterday at doctor office (wait. today is thu... ) Tuesday at dr office: 106/54. omg. lowest bp in many years. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

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