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Old 05-06-2010, 10:58 PM   #1
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He's singing the small penis blues

OK, so we've heard all about prospective employers, dates, stalkers, and the like googling your name to see what pops up, but how would you like to live knowing anyone who googles your name is going to find actual published "news" stories declaring you have a small penis? That's gotta suck.


Rolando Negrin apparently doesn't like being teased about his small cock. After being taunted about his small cock one too many times, Rolando assaulted his cow orker and was arrested.
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Old 05-06-2010, 11:01 PM   #2
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bwahahahahahah
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Old 05-06-2010, 11:03 PM   #3
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I was so embarrassed I had to change my name.
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Old 05-07-2010, 07:36 AM   #4
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he'll be found guilty of dickless endangerment. I mean reckless!
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Old 05-07-2010, 07:53 AM   #5
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The up side for him is that he has a slam dunk sexual harassment case against his employer for the hostile workplace. Maybe it will pay for his lawyers on the assault charge.
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Old 05-07-2010, 07:54 AM   #6
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The up side for him is that he has a slam dunk sexual harassment case against his employer for the hostile workplace. Maybe it will pay for his lawyers on the assault charge.
maybe it will pay for penis enlargement?
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Old 05-07-2010, 10:49 AM   #7
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The up side for him is that he has a slam dunk sexual harassment case against his employer for the hostile workplace. Maybe it will pay for his lawyers on the assault charge.
Let's hope so, poor guy.
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Old 05-07-2010, 11:54 AM   #8
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The up side for him is that he has a slam dunk sexual harassment case against his employer for the hostile workplace. Maybe it will pay for his lawyers on the assault charge.
Small chance
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Old 05-07-2010, 07:50 AM   #9
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If he called out, "My Dixie Wrecked!!" would anyone care?
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Old 05-07-2010, 12:43 PM   #10
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Wow. You find it necessary to respond to so many of my posts which have nothing to do with you and attempt to put words in my mouth. When I return the favor, you get all pissy. Don't like it huh? me neither.
loling at you.
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Old 05-07-2010, 12:56 PM   #11
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Old 05-07-2010, 12:57 PM   #12
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You're failing horribly. Best to quit while you're behind.
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Old 05-07-2010, 07:27 PM   #13
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That's just not fair. Merc never calls anyone names.
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Old 05-07-2010, 07:40 PM   #14
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That's just not fair. Merc never calls anyone names.
Great point.
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Old 05-07-2010, 08:13 PM   #15
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not true, he called me monster once....
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