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03-14-2007, 12:50 PM
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Master Dwellar
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What rhymes with "Abortion"?
You can now send an e-card to a freind or loved one after they have had an abortion.
http://www.4exhale.org/support/cards/index.php "Violets are blue. Roses are red. You didn't use a condom so next time give him head."
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03-14-2007, 12:56 PM
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And it's Steak and a BJ day!
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03-14-2007, 01:01 PM
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Master Dwellar
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03-14-2007, 01:38 PM
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Makes some feel uncomfortable
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You like sex in odd positions, maybe
To fuck you I must contort Your womb is full of baby I hope you will abort
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03-14-2007, 01:43 PM
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 I've heard some pretty funny abortion jokes (but i don't think I'll discuss them) but this poem was reallllll funny to me. |
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03-14-2007, 01:44 PM
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Master Dwellar
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"He said he would love me forever.
He said it was love at first sight. But then when I told him "I'm pregnant" it was so long, exit, stage right"
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03-14-2007, 02:10 PM
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Slattern of the Swail
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
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03-14-2007, 02:09 PM
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in a mood, not cupcake
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03-14-2007, 02:17 PM
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I think this line's mostly filler.
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I know, I was just expecting it to show up in this thread at some point.
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03-14-2007, 02:49 PM
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When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
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Mircea.Gabriel? Wha'd I miss? Weirdness?
I don't get it.
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03-14-2007, 02:51 PM
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When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
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You're now knocked up
But don't dismay Coathangers are so passe' Your kitchen scoops To measure portions Are really useful For quick abortions Best wishes from all of us at the office!
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03-14-2007, 02:53 PM
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I think this line's mostly filler.
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03-14-2007, 03:59 PM
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When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
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Ah. Yet another sign of the impending apocalypse.
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03-14-2007, 04:08 PM
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The Sheriff of Nothingland
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i love you so much
each and every single day i long for your touch but theres something i need to say for the love of crimany dont make this a fight but you know threes company so abort that parasite!
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something we both can enjoy?? 
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