What sort of Pie am I today?

Pie · 12-10-2007, 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Pie

I am a different Pie every day of the week. And twice on Sundays.

Okay, so I've been encouraged to decide what sort of Pie I am, on a regular basis.

Yesterday, I was little individual blueberry pies, two of them.
Today, I am pumpkin pie.

xoxoxoBruce · 12-10-2007, 11:02 AM

Pie?

Happy Monkey · 12-10-2007, 11:14 AM

Waitress:

Jenna: I Hate My Husband Pie... You take bittersweet chocolate and don't sweeten it. You make it into a pudding and drown it in caramel

Jenna: Earl Murders Me Because I'm Having An Affair Pie... You smash blackberries and raspberries into a chocolate crust
Jenna: I Can't Have No Affair Because It's Wrong And I Don't Want Earl To Kill Me Pie... Vanilla custard with banana. Hold the banana.
Jenna: Pregnant Miserable Self Pitying Loser Pie... Lumpy oatmeal with fruitcake mashed in. Flambé of course

melidasaur · 12-10-2007, 06:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Happy Monkey

Waitress:

Jenna: I Hate My Husband Pie... You take bittersweet chocolate and don't sweeten it. You make it into a pudding and drown it in caramel

Jenna: Earl Murders Me Because I'm Having An Affair Pie... You smash blackberries and raspberries into a chocolate crust
Jenna: I Can't Have No Affair Because It's Wrong And I Don't Want Earl To Kill Me Pie... Vanilla custard with banana. Hold the banana.
Jenna: Pregnant Miserable Self Pitying Loser Pie... Lumpy oatmeal with fruitcake mashed in. Flambé of course

When I saw the title of this thread, I thought the exact same thing. I loved the pies she made in that movie.

Aliantha · 12-10-2007, 03:41 PM

What a cute thread Pie. Can't wait to see what sort of pie you are tomorrow!

binky · 12-10-2007, 05:23 PM

blackberry, just because we had some last night

Urbane Guerrilla · 12-10-2007, 09:11 PM

"Porcupine pie, porcupine pie, porcupine pie
Vanilla soup
A double scoop please
Maybe I want, maybe I want
Maybe I'll have
The Tutti-Fruit, with Fruity Bleu Cheese
Ah, but porcupine pie porcupine pie porcupine pie
It weaves its way through my dreams!

Even though it may sound a little strange,
You have to eat it with gloves, or your hands will turn green..."

One of my favorite Neil Diamond songs.

Pie · 12-11-2007, 01:44 PM

Today, I am a deep-dish apple pie, with a slice of cheddar cheese.
(And a cup of coffee.)

Shawnee123 · 12-11-2007, 01:55 PM

Then today you are deeeeeeeeeeeeee-lishus!

Trilby · 12-11-2007, 03:47 PM

I am Percocet Pie. I am expensive and require a prescription.

tomorrow I will be Remorse Pie.

I soon hope to be well enough to be banana cream pie OR lemon meringue.

Aliantha · 12-11-2007, 04:04 PM

I could make you a nice lemon merangue pie. Might not make the plane trip too well though.

limey · 12-11-2007, 04:55 PM

[extract from On Food, by Hilaire Belloc]
... In Massachusetts all the way
From Boston down to Buzzards Bay
They feed you till you want to die
On rhubarb pie and pumpkin pie,
And horrible huckleberry pie,
And when you summon strength to cry,
"What is there else that I can try?"
They stare at you in mild surprise
And serve you other kinds of pies. ...

Urbane Guerrilla · 12-12-2007, 01:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Aliantha

I could make you a nice lemon meringue pie. Might not make the plane trip too well though.

That is LMP's great weakness. Meringue that moist does not travel; make it onsite. Even a car trip across town can make the meringue get a bit goopy. It's nice how the first thing it soaks is the graham cracker crust, but if it gets on the upholstery, uh oh.

And it's kind of expensive mailing those heavy little cans of condensed milk, too.

Cloud · 12-11-2007, 07:00 PM

would you believe me if I said I was Humble Pie today?

shina · 12-11-2007, 08:14 PM

huckleberry. Nice and thick, sticky, warm please.....oh...sorry..we were to be talking about pies. Yes, huckleberry.

12-10-2007, 11:02 AM	#2
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Pie? Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

12-10-2007, 11:14 AM	#3
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	Waitress: Jenna: I Hate My Husband Pie... You take bittersweet chocolate and don't sweeten it. You make it into a pudding and drown it in caramel Jenna: Earl Murders Me Because I'm Having An Affair Pie... You smash blackberries and raspberries into a chocolate crust Jenna: I Can't Have No Affair Because It's Wrong And I Don't Want Earl To Kill Me Pie... Vanilla custard with banana. Hold the banana. Jenna: Pregnant Miserable Self Pitying Loser Pie... Lumpy oatmeal with fruitcake mashed in. Flambé of course __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

12-10-2007, 03:41 PM	#5
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	What a cute thread Pie. Can't wait to see what sort of pie you are tomorrow! __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

12-10-2007, 05:23 PM	#6
binky all hollowed out Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Ridgecrest, CA Posts: 982	blackberry, just because we had some last night __________________ The meanest Mom EVER!!!!

12-10-2007, 09:11 PM	#7
Urbane Guerrilla Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Southern California Posts: 6,674	"Porcupine pie, porcupine pie, porcupine pie Vanilla soup A double scoop please Maybe I want, maybe I want Maybe I'll have The Tutti-Fruit, with Fruity Bleu Cheese Ah, but porcupine pie porcupine pie porcupine pie It weaves its way through my dreams! Even though it may sound a little strange, You have to eat it with gloves, or your hands will turn green..." One of my favorite Neil Diamond songs. __________________ Wanna stop school shootings? End Gun-Free Zones, of course.

12-11-2007, 01:44 PM	#8
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	Today, I am a deep-dish apple pie, with a slice of cheddar cheese. (And a cup of coffee.) __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

12-11-2007, 01:55 PM	#9
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Then today you are deeeeeeeeeeeeee-lishus!

12-11-2007, 03:47 PM	#10
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	I am Percocet Pie. I am expensive and require a prescription. tomorrow I will be Remorse Pie. I soon hope to be well enough to be banana cream pie OR lemon meringue.

12-11-2007, 04:04 PM	#11
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	I could make you a nice lemon merangue pie. Might not make the plane trip too well though. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

12-11-2007, 04:55 PM	#12
limey Encroaching on your decrees Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: An island within the south-west coast of Scotland Posts: 7,016	[extract from On Food, by Hilaire Belloc] ... In Massachusetts all the way From Boston down to Buzzards Bay They feed you till you want to die On rhubarb pie and pumpkin pie, And horrible huckleberry pie, And when you summon strength to cry, "What is there else that I can try?" They stare at you in mild surprise And serve you other kinds of pies. ... __________________ Living it up on the edge ... of civilisation, within the southwest coast of

12-11-2007, 07:00 PM	#14
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	would you believe me if I said I was Humble Pie today? __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

12-11-2007, 08:14 PM	#15
shina Hopeful Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Sammamish, WA Posts: 232	huckleberry. Nice and thick, sticky, warm please.....oh...sorry..we were to be talking about pies. Yes, huckleberry.

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