Jan 30, 2009: Super Snack

xoxoxoBruce · 01-30-2009, 01:17 AM

Hmmm, Friday image.
Well it's kind of warm, but no too fuzzy.
It is edible though, if you've got the constitution of a garbage disposal.

Holy Taco designed and built this special for the Super Bowl.

Guacamole, Queso Dip, Salsa, Sour Cream, Vienna Sausages, Sharp Cheddar Cheese, Slim Jims, Monterey Jack, Twinkies, Bacon, Nacho Cheese Doritos, Cheetos, Corn Tortilla Chips, Chex Mix, and a 20 Oz. Football-Shaped Summer Sausage for the (optional) Blimp.

TOTAL CALORIES: 24,375
TOTAL GRAMS OF FAT: 1,285

I'll take a lot of beer to wash that sucker down.

DucksNuts · 01-30-2009, 01:26 AM

I dont know what...

Vienna Sausages, Slim Jims, Monterey Jack, Twinkies, or Chex Mix...but I will try anything twice

Are they twinkies around the outside? I've only had twinkies once and they are gross!!!!

xoxoxoBruce · 01-30-2009, 01:41 AM

Around the outside... check.
Gross... check.
Yup, that be them.

You can see how it's assembled at the link.

Flint · 01-30-2009, 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DucksNuts

Are they twinkies around the outside? I've only had twinkies once and they are gross!!!!

Shoulda been sausage & jalapeno kolaches. (Not really kolaches, I know, but some donut places call it a kolache).

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clodfobble

Man, now I have a craving for queso and guacamole and salsa. But is it strong enough to haul the kids to the TexMex place for lunch? Decisions, decisions...

Clod, I discovered a great trick for taking small, messy eaters into public:
Go to one of those places where you can throw your peanut shells on the ground--do you have a Logan's Roadhouse?

jinx · 01-30-2009, 11:02 AM

The twinkies and the bacon make no sense. I like Pie's sub idea... burritos or taquitos would also work... otherwise seems like a lot of dip and not too many chips.

wolf · 01-30-2009, 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flint

Clod, I discovered a great trick for taking small, messy eaters into public:
Go to one of those places where you can throw your peanut shells on the ground--do you have a Logan's Roadhouse?

They stopped those kinds of restaurants around here. The slip and fall injury lawsuits really cut into the profits.

(which is really a shame, because I enjoyed East Side Marios. They had good drinks)

classicman · 01-30-2009, 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolf

They stopped those kinds of restaurants around here. The slip and fall injury lawsuits really cut into the profits.

They're making a comeback though - Lonestar (at least the one on 202 in DE) and the "Five Guys Burgers and Fries are doing it...

SPUCK · 01-30-2009, 03:43 AM

Yes that IS them - little cakes filled with white pus.

newtimer · 01-30-2009, 05:18 AM

Looks like a piece of bacon is trying to escape by climbing over the Twinkies closest to the camera.

spudcon · 01-30-2009, 05:23 AM

Remove the toothpicks before letting your dog eat it.

capnhowdy · 01-30-2009, 06:12 AM

Truly a gastronomical masterpiece. It'll take a lot of beer to get the balls to eat this.

Pie · 01-30-2009, 07:41 AM

If you replaced the twinkies with shortie coldcut subs, you might have a more appetizing edifice.

TheMercenary · 01-30-2009, 08:50 AM

Holy crap! That is crazy!

Cloud · 01-30-2009, 08:57 AM

what, they're hanging the sausage from the light fixture?

TheMercenary · 01-30-2009, 09:07 AM

You could gain weight just looking at that picture.

01-30-2009, 01:17 AM	#1
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Jan 30, 2009: Super Snack Hmmm, Friday image. Well it's kind of warm, but no too fuzzy. It is edible though, if you've got the constitution of a garbage disposal. Holy Taco designed and built this special for the Super Bowl. Guacamole, Queso Dip, Salsa, Sour Cream, Vienna Sausages, Sharp Cheddar Cheese, Slim Jims, Monterey Jack, Twinkies, Bacon, Nacho Cheese Doritos, Cheetos, Corn Tortilla Chips, Chex Mix, and a 20 Oz. Football-Shaped Summer Sausage for the (optional) Blimp. TOTAL CALORIES: 24,375 TOTAL GRAMS OF FAT: 1,285 I'll take a lot of beer to wash that sucker down. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

01-30-2009, 01:41 AM	#3
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Around the outside... check. Gross... check. Yup, that be them. You can see how it's assembled at the link. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

01-30-2009, 11:02 AM	#5
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	The twinkies and the bacon make no sense. I like Pie's sub idea... burritos or taquitos would also work... otherwise seems like a lot of dip and not too many chips. __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

01-30-2009, 05:23 AM	#10
spudcon Beware of potatoes Join Date: May 2007 Location: Upstate NY, USA Posts: 2,078	Remove the toothpicks before letting your dog eat it. __________________ "I believe that being despised by the despicable is as good as being admired by the admirable."

01-30-2009, 06:12 AM	#11
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	Truly a gastronomical masterpiece. It'll take a lot of beer to get the balls to eat this. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

01-30-2009, 01:26 AM	#2
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	I dont know what... Vienna Sausages, Slim Jims, Monterey Jack, Twinkies, or Chex Mix...but I will try anything twice Are they twinkies around the outside? I've only had twinkies once and they are gross!!!!

01-30-2009, 03:43 AM	#8
SPUCK Professor Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 1,911	Yes that IS them - little cakes filled with white pus.

01-30-2009, 05:18 AM	#9
newtimer Operations Operative Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 479	Looks like a piece of bacon is trying to escape by climbing over the Twinkies closest to the camera.

01-30-2009, 07:41 AM	#12
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	If you replaced the twinkies with shortie coldcut subs, you might have a more appetizing edifice. __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

01-30-2009, 08:50 AM	#13
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	Holy crap! That is crazy! __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

01-30-2009, 08:57 AM	#14
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	what, they're hanging the sausage from the light fixture? __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

01-30-2009, 09:07 AM	#15
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	You could gain weight just looking at that picture. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

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