How Old Were You When You First Got Laid?

Elspode · 10-12-2009, 09:51 PM

Seems a fair enough question in light of the dope smoking question.

I am, of course, referring to voluntary, consensual sexual intercourse. I am fully cognizant that a startling number of people, mostly female, may have lost their virginity under bad circumstances, and I don't want to bring up any bad memories for anyone. In fact, I want anyone who was responsible for creating such circumstances to have their genitals slowly dissolved with acid.

I do hold out the hope that the greatest number of Cellarites lost their cherry in an agreeable way. This is, of course, an anonymous poll.

lumberjim · 10-12-2009, 10:12 PM

17.

I'm picky.

elSicomoro · 10-12-2009, 10:22 PM

19 years, 2 months. Merry Xmas to me!

Stress Puppy · 10-12-2009, 11:32 PM

13. I was .. something of an early bloomer.

Radar · 10-12-2009, 11:33 PM

Between 15 & 16, but I'm not sure if it counts since we didn't finish. If that doesn't count than I was 18. Sadie Hawkins Dance senior year of high school with a girl I met at the dance that night.

Clodfobble · 10-13-2009, 12:10 AM

16.

But I really had to sit and try and remember for sure if I was 15 or 16. I'm actually pretty disturbed that I'm already forgetting stuff like that.

Shawnee123 · 10-13-2009, 07:46 AM

18. First "love." All that stuff...

Pie · 10-13-2009, 08:41 AM

17, and the same guy I'm sleeping with now.

glatt · 10-13-2009, 09:18 AM

late bloomer. College. I guess I was picky. Yeah, that's it. Picky. High standards. Nothing at all to do with being a socially inept nerd in high school.

BrianR · 10-13-2009, 09:47 AM

Does oral count? Although my answer won't significantly change, the oral part came first. My then-gf was blowing me in my bedroom while our parents were outside at a family BBQ. My mom was sneaking up the stairs, stepped on the creak which I heard. We jumped up, looking for some way to hide a massive boner in three seconds or less. I wound up sitting down again and pulling her (fully dressed) onto my lap.

Mom only saw us fully dressed, giggling like a pair of happy babies, looked at us strangely and told us that the food was ready and to come down. I told her we'd be "right there". (as soon as I put "it" away).

Aliantha · 10-13-2009, 06:01 PM

I was 18. Did it in the front seat of his car. He was my boss at the time. We later moved in together (some time just after he got me stoned) then got engaged, but then he biffed me one night when he was drunk, so I left him. That's it in a nutshell.

eta: it's amazing how a whole relationship can be summed up in a couple of short sentences.

Spexxvet · 10-14-2009, 07:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aliantha

I was 18. Did it in the front seat of his car. He was my boss at the time. We later moved in together (some time just after he got me stoned) then got engaged, but then he biffed me one night when he was drunk, so I left him. That's it in a nutshell.

eta: it's amazing how a whole relationship can be summed up in a couple of short sentences.

"biffed me"?

Pie · 10-13-2009, 06:33 PM

Well, there's a new word for me.

capnhowdy · 10-13-2009, 09:17 PM

It was good.

Elspode · 10-13-2009, 09:43 PM

I was going to try and specifically exclude oral, hand jobs and productive dry humping simply because it's too damn hard to put into a poll.

If we include oral, then I get to rewind to my 16th birthday, when I got my first blow job. Had lots and lots of oral sex that year, but no actual intercourse until I was 17, and then only because it was with a different girl.

View Poll Results: How Old Were You the First Time You Got Laid?
10-12	0	0%
13-15	6	18.18%
16-18	21	63.64%
19-21	5	15.15%
22-24	0	0%
My friends' teasing is really getting tiring	1	3.03%
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10-12-2009, 09:51 PM	#1
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	How Old Were You When You First Got Laid? Seems a fair enough question in light of the dope smoking question. I am, of course, referring to voluntary, consensual sexual intercourse. I am fully cognizant that a startling number of people, mostly female, may have lost their virginity under bad circumstances, and I don't want to bring up any bad memories for anyone. In fact, I want anyone who was responsible for creating such circumstances to have their genitals slowly dissolved with acid. I do hold out the hope that the greatest number of Cellarites lost their cherry in an agreeable way. This is, of course, an anonymous poll. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

10-12-2009, 10:12 PM	#2
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	17. I'm picky. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

10-12-2009, 11:32 PM	#4
Stress Puppy Elite Elitist Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Fresno, CA Posts: 359	13. I was .. something of an early bloomer. __________________ ~Stress Puppy~ Mundus vult decipi, ergo decipiatur

10-12-2009, 11:33 PM	#5
Radar Constitutional Scholar Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Ocala, FL Posts: 4,006	Between 15 & 16, but I'm not sure if it counts since we didn't finish. If that doesn't count than I was 18. Sadie Hawkins Dance senior year of high school with a girl I met at the dance that night. __________________ "I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death." - George Carlin

10-12-2009, 10:22 PM	#3
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	19 years, 2 months. Merry Xmas to me!

10-13-2009, 12:10 AM	#6
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	16. But I really had to sit and try and remember for sure if I was 15 or 16. I'm actually pretty disturbed that I'm already forgetting stuff like that. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

10-13-2009, 07:46 AM	#7
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	18. First "love." All that stuff... __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

10-13-2009, 08:41 AM	#8
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	17, and the same guy I'm sleeping with now. __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

10-13-2009, 09:18 AM	#9
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	late bloomer. College. I guess I was picky. Yeah, that's it. Picky. High standards. Nothing at all to do with being a socially inept nerd in high school.

10-13-2009, 09:47 AM	#10
BrianR Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 3,338	Does oral count? Although my answer won't significantly change, the oral part came first. My then-gf was blowing me in my bedroom while our parents were outside at a family BBQ. My mom was sneaking up the stairs, stepped on the creak which I heard. We jumped up, looking for some way to hide a massive boner in three seconds or less. I wound up sitting down again and pulling her (fully dressed) onto my lap. Mom only saw us fully dressed, giggling like a pair of happy babies, looked at us strangely and told us that the food was ready and to come down. I told her we'd be "right there". (as soon as I put "it" away). __________________ Never be afraid to tell the world who you are. -- Anonymous

10-13-2009, 06:01 PM	#11
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	I was 18. Did it in the front seat of his car. He was my boss at the time. We later moved in together (some time just after he got me stoned) then got engaged, but then he biffed me one night when he was drunk, so I left him. That's it in a nutshell. eta: it's amazing how a whole relationship can be summed up in a couple of short sentences. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

10-13-2009, 06:33 PM	#13
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	Well, there's a new word for me. __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

10-13-2009, 09:17 PM	#14
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	It was good. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

10-13-2009, 09:43 PM	#15
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	I was going to try and specifically exclude oral, hand jobs and productive dry humping simply because it's too damn hard to put into a poll. If we include oral, then I get to rewind to my 16th birthday, when I got my first blow job. Had lots and lots of oral sex that year, but no actual intercourse until I was 17, and then only because it was with a different girl. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

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