Euphemize me, baby!

monster · 01-12-2010, 10:52 PM

begs for a poem, but prolly only rhymes with euthenize....

anyhoo, decided that the word "euphemism" should in itself be a euphemism for something... and while waiting for inspiration, I thought I'd euphemize some dwellar names. nothing personal, no offence intended and all that..... and join in whenever.....

shawnee123 verb
to discourage unwelcome advances by giving a warning, then firmly placing the patella in the gonadic region

sundaegirl noun
A young lady who proudly displays her "cherry"

limey noun
A person who espouses green (environmentally friendly) ideas for political gain and who is suspected of not actually believing in them

lumberjim · 01-12-2010, 11:22 PM

you're drunk

monster · 01-13-2010, 09:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim

you're drunk

actually I wasn't -there's a first time for everything

...and the idea came to me while I was out walking yesterday morning. Snow-blinded maybe?

Flint · 01-13-2010, 12:02 AM

Flint. A simple, sharp tool.

jujuwwhite · 01-13-2010, 12:19 AM

juju = A JuJu is a blessed object that is said to keep evil and negativity at bay.

Shawnee123 · 01-13-2010, 07:09 AM

I love it!

Trilby · 01-13-2010, 07:51 AM

the dirt at new orleans cemetery number one is good juju. I got me some.

Shawnee123 · 01-13-2010, 08:38 AM

monster (v)

to monster something is to take a seemingly normal photograph and transform it into a playground of images, a technique most commonly used on photographs of underground inhabitants and their belongings.

In a sentence: Dude, that photo has totally been monstered...is that a salami or a cock?

skysidhe · 01-13-2010, 09:52 AM

I knew you weren't drunk. What's your name monster?why monster?

as for skysidhe?

I don't know. Take your pick.

The good Neighbor

either nice or terrible and hideous

but I was aiming for this:

(a flight of fancy)

A spirit of nature

( and then inside Joke to self at the time)

or air spirit

or spirit of the air head

monster · 01-13-2010, 05:25 PM

Do you know what a euphemism is? I'm not asking what your name means

DanaC · 01-13-2010, 06:37 PM

This thread's been Skysidhed :P

monster · 01-13-2010, 08:46 PM

that's more like it.

Although I already have a euphemism from that from another forum. This thread has been JohnA'd

I think a "DanaC!" (pronounced Danack) would make a good substitute for "Bollocks!"

Obviously Pooka is a euphemism for sex and/or vagina
an elspode is an orgasm
a lumberjim is a huge unflushable poop
xoBing (pronounced zobbing) is thinking outside of the box
an undertoad is a guy who uses a mirror attached to the end of an unbrella or walking stick to look up women's skirts
To griff someone is to give them goosebumps by nuzzling their neck
To zengum is to swindle.
to Glatt is to beat someone with a blunt object.

ZenGum · 01-26-2010, 07:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster

that's more like it.

Although I already have a euphemism from that from another forum. This thread has been JohnA'd

I think a "DanaC!" (pronounced Danack) would make a good substitute for "Bollocks!"

Obviously Pooka is a euphemism for sex and/or vagina
an elspode is an orgasm
a lumberjim is a huge unflushable poop
xoBing (pronounced zobbing) is thinking outside of the box
an undertoad is a guy who uses a mirror attached to the end of an unbrella or walking stick to look up women's skirts
To griff someone is to give them goosebumps by nuzzling their neck
To zengum is to swindle.
to Glatt is to beat someone with a blunt object.

He had barely begun griffing her, when he elspoded all over her pooka....

jujuwwhite · 01-26-2010, 10:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum

He had barely begun griffing her, when he elspoded all over her pooka....

He had barely begun griffing her, when she felt his 'juju' in his pocket and then he elspoded all over her pooka.

Sundae · 01-14-2010, 06:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster

sundaegirl noun
A girl from a lonely street, cold as ice cream but still as sweet... who proudly displays her "cherry"

Fixed it for ya.

Clodfobble (verb)
To overwhelm someone with compassion; (slang) to overwhelm with lust.
Use: She was so sweet I was completely clodfobbled.

01-12-2010, 10:52 PM	#1
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Euphemize me, baby! begs for a poem, but prolly only rhymes with euthenize.... anyhoo, decided that the word "euphemism" should in itself be a euphemism for something... and while waiting for inspiration, I thought I'd euphemize some dwellar names. nothing personal, no offence intended and all that..... and join in whenever..... shawnee123 verb to discourage unwelcome advances by giving a warning, then firmly placing the patella in the gonadic region sundaegirl noun A young lady who proudly displays her "cherry" limey noun A person who espouses green (environmentally friendly) ideas for political gain and who is suspected of not actually believing in them __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-12-2010, 11:22 PM	#2
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	you're drunk __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

01-13-2010, 12:02 AM	#4
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	Flint. A simple, sharp tool. __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

01-13-2010, 12:19 AM	#5
jujuwwhite Capnhowdy's #1 smasher Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Rentz, GA Posts: 339	juju = A JuJu is a blessed object that is said to keep evil and negativity at bay. __________________ I don't suffer from insanity...i enjoy every moment of it.

01-13-2010, 07:09 AM	#6
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	I love it! __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

01-13-2010, 07:51 AM	#7
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	the dirt at new orleans cemetery number one is good juju. I got me some. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

01-13-2010, 08:38 AM	#8
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	monster (v) to monster something is to take a seemingly normal photograph and transform it into a playground of images, a technique most commonly used on photographs of underground inhabitants and their belongings. In a sentence: Dude, that photo has totally been monstered...is that a salami or a cock? __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

01-13-2010, 09:52 AM	#9
skysidhe ~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~ Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 6,828	I knew you weren't drunk. What's your name monster?why monster? as for skysidhe? I don't know. Take your pick. The good Neighbor either nice or terrible and hideous but I was aiming for this: (a flight of fancy) A spirit of nature ( and then inside Joke to self at the time) or air spirit or spirit of the air head

01-13-2010, 05:25 PM	#10
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Do you know what a euphemism is? I'm not asking what your name means __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-13-2010, 08:46 PM	#12
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	that's more like it. Although I already have a euphemism from that from another forum. This thread has been JohnA'd I think a "DanaC!" (pronounced Danack) would make a good substitute for "Bollocks!" Obviously Pooka is a euphemism for sex and/or vagina an elspode is an orgasm a lumberjim is a huge unflushable poop xoBing (pronounced zobbing) is thinking outside of the box an undertoad is a guy who uses a mirror attached to the end of an unbrella or walking stick to look up women's skirts To griff someone is to give them goosebumps by nuzzling their neck To zengum is to swindle. to Glatt is to beat someone with a blunt object. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

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