You're on a desert island...

Gravdigr · 06-14-2010, 06:30 AM

You are stranded FOREVER on a desert island. Ocean currents will not bring you anything. But, before you left on your trip, you thought: "What if I'm stranded on a desert island and can never be rescued? I'll need some things."

What example of each of these things did you bring?

1. The only book you will ever read:
2. The only CD you will ever hear:
3. The only movie you will ever watch:
4. The only tool you will ever use:
5. The only entree you will ever eat:
6. The only beverage you will ever drink:
7. The only drug/substance you will ever take:

Of course, none of this matters. We all died in the plane crash, and for six years the rest of us have been waiting for you at the funeral home we built so we could find each other...

Gravdigr · 06-14-2010, 06:35 AM

1. The only book you will ever read: Yeager!
2. The only CD you will ever hear: Kid Rock - Rock & Roll Jesus
3. The only movie you will ever watch: Rio Bravo or El Dorado - they're pretty much the same movie
4. The only tool you will ever use: Machete
5. The only entree you will ever eat: Hamburger Casserole
6. The only beverage you will ever drink: Either Caffeine-free Pepsi, or Long Island Iced Tea
7. The only drug/substance you will ever take: I'm not even going to hell without my weed!

dmg1969 · 06-14-2010, 11:58 AM

1. The only book you will ever read: The Art of War
2. The only CD you will ever hear: Metallica - Master of Puppets
3. The only movie you will ever watch: The Godfather
4. The only tool you will ever use: Hatchet
5. The only entree you will ever eat: Pizza
6. The only beverage you will ever drink: Coor's Light
7. The only drug/substance you will ever take: has to by Mary Jane

Cloud · 06-14-2010, 12:07 PM

1. The only book you will ever read: LOTR
2. The only CD you will ever hear: Can't pick one--bringing my iPod!
3. The only movie you will ever watch: Star Wars Trilogy
4. The only tool you will ever use: Swiss Army Knife
5. The only entree you will ever eat: bread, cheddar cheese, and apples
6. The only beverage you will ever drink: assuming there's water on the island, I think I'll need a hell of a lot of wine to make things bearable.
7. The only drug/substance you will ever take: mj

eta: In light of #7, I'm changing my answer to #6 to Coca-Cola (who needs teeth?)

lookout123 · 06-14-2010, 03:32 PM

1. The only book you will ever read:The Ultimate Guide to US Army Survival
2. The only CD you will ever hear: Entheogen by Bloodlet
3. The only movie you will ever watch: The Empire Strikes Back
4. The only tool you will ever use: Gerber Prodigy knife
5. The only entree you will ever eat: Lasagna
6. The only beverage you will ever drink: Water
7. The only drug/substance you will ever take: Scotch

skysidhe · 06-14-2010, 07:42 PM

1. The only book you will ever read: How to survive on a desert island or some other such survival guide.
2. The only CD you will ever hear: Rush 2112
3. The only movie you will ever watch: Medicinal plants
4. The only tool you will ever use: Machete or other multipurpose tool
5. The only entree you will ever eat: canned chili with pull top
6. The only beverage you will ever drink: whiskey or some other warming spirit
7. The only drug/substance you will ever take: Tylenol

classicman · 06-14-2010, 09:29 PM

1. The only book you will ever read: Survival for Dummies
2. The only CD you will ever hear: Tales from Topographic Oceans
3. The only movie you will ever watch: on what? Hmm
4. The only tool you will ever use: Leatherman!
5. The only entree you will ever eat: Aside from all the seafood? STEAK!
6. The only beverage you will ever drink: Fresca
7. The only drug/substance you will ever take: Italian Wine

Gravdigr · 06-15-2010, 04:06 AM

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Originally Posted by classicman

3. The only movie you will ever watch: on what? Hmm

On the portable DVD viewer, the same thing you'll hear the CD on...(there's an outlet over by that palm tree.)

Undertoad · 06-14-2010, 10:39 PM

7. The only drug/substance you will ever take: Antibiotics

Survival babies, you gettin' infected from the deep cuts from all these sharp knives yer bringing

lookout123 · 06-14-2010, 11:36 PM

scotch is more widely useful, UT. There are honey bees for my antibiotic needs on my island.

06-14-2010, 06:30 AM	#1
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	You're on a desert island... You are stranded FOREVER on a desert island. Ocean currents will not bring you anything. But, before you left on your trip, you thought: "What if I'm stranded on a desert island and can never be rescued? I'll need some things." What example of each of these things did you bring? 1. The only book you will ever read: 2. The only CD you will ever hear: 3. The only movie you will ever watch: 4. The only tool you will ever use: 5. The only entree you will ever eat: 6. The only beverage you will ever drink: 7. The only drug/substance you will ever take: Of course, none of this matters. We all died in the plane crash, and for six years the rest of us have been waiting for you at the funeral home we built so we could find each other... __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

06-14-2010, 06:35 AM	#2
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	1. The only book you will ever read: Yeager! 2. The only CD you will ever hear: Kid Rock - Rock & Roll Jesus 3. The only movie you will ever watch: Rio Bravo or El Dorado - they're pretty much the same movie 4. The only tool you will ever use: Machete 5. The only entree you will ever eat: Hamburger Casserole 6. The only beverage you will ever drink: Either Caffeine-free Pepsi, or Long Island Iced Tea 7. The only drug/substance you will ever take: I'm not even going to hell without my weed! __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

06-14-2010, 11:58 AM	#3
dmg1969 I got nothing Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Central PA Posts: 486	1. The only book you will ever read: The Art of War 2. The only CD you will ever hear: Metallica - Master of Puppets 3. The only movie you will ever watch: The Godfather 4. The only tool you will ever use: Hatchet 5. The only entree you will ever eat: Pizza 6. The only beverage you will ever drink: Coor's Light 7. The only drug/substance you will ever take: has to by Mary Jane __________________ Void where prohibited. Your results may vary. Not intended for resale. Do not remove tag. Objects in mirror are closer than they appear.

06-14-2010, 12:07 PM	#4
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	1. The only book you will ever read: LOTR 2. The only CD you will ever hear: Can't pick one--bringing my iPod! 3. The only movie you will ever watch: Star Wars Trilogy 4. The only tool you will ever use: Swiss Army Knife 5. The only entree you will ever eat: bread, cheddar cheese, and apples 6. The only beverage you will ever drink: assuming there's water on the island, I think I'll need a hell of a lot of wine to make things bearable. 7. The only drug/substance you will ever take: mj eta: In light of #7, I'm changing my answer to #6 to Coca-Cola (who needs teeth?) __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

06-14-2010, 03:32 PM	#5
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	1. The only book you will ever read:The Ultimate Guide to US Army Survival 2. The only CD you will ever hear: Entheogen by Bloodlet 3. The only movie you will ever watch: The Empire Strikes Back 4. The only tool you will ever use: Gerber Prodigy knife 5. The only entree you will ever eat: Lasagna 6. The only beverage you will ever drink: Water 7. The only drug/substance you will ever take: Scotch __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

06-14-2010, 07:42 PM	#6
skysidhe ~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~ Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 6,828	1. The only book you will ever read: How to survive on a desert island or some other such survival guide. 2. The only CD you will ever hear: Rush 2112 3. The only movie you will ever watch: Medicinal plants 4. The only tool you will ever use: Machete or other multipurpose tool 5. The only entree you will ever eat: canned chili with pull top 6. The only beverage you will ever drink: whiskey or some other warming spirit 7. The only drug/substance you will ever take: Tylenol

06-14-2010, 09:29 PM	#7
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	1. The only book you will ever read: Survival for Dummies 2. The only CD you will ever hear: Tales from Topographic Oceans 3. The only movie you will ever watch: on what? Hmm 4. The only tool you will ever use: Leatherman! 5. The only entree you will ever eat: Aside from all the seafood? STEAK! 6. The only beverage you will ever drink: Fresca 7. The only drug/substance you will ever take: Italian Wine __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

06-14-2010, 10:39 PM	#9
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	7. The only drug/substance you will ever take: Antibiotics Survival babies, you gettin' infected from the deep cuts from all these sharp knives yer bringing

06-14-2010, 11:36 PM	#10
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	scotch is more widely useful, UT. There are honey bees for my antibiotic needs on my island. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

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