Gruntings and Saturations

footfootfoot · 03-01-2011, 10:23 AM

yes.

Shawnee123 · 03-01-2011, 10:33 AM

burp

jimhelm · 03-01-2011, 10:36 AM

scratch scratch, fart

Pete Zicato · 03-01-2011, 10:42 AM

Long fart. Blame it on dog.

monster · 03-01-2011, 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Pete Zicato

Long fart. Blame it on dog.

Squeaky Floorboards

jimhelm · 03-01-2011, 10:50 AM

that's not even one of my farts!

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Originally Posted by George Carlin

Okay, same situation now. You're up in the bedroom with your person, lights on, reading, talking, doing the puzzle, doggie's there, TV's on. Got about half a Pepsi left; Doritos holding out nice. And one of you says to the other-[SNIFF] 'Honey, did you fart?" "I thought you farted." "No, not me, that's not even one of my farts. I know. The dog farted! WHY DID YOU FART, TIPPY? Look at him, he knows he farted. I seen his *** open up. Just like that." "I see." "Well, I just happened to be looking at his *** by chance. I thought he was doing deep breathing exercises. I don't know. What the hell do I know about the dog, for Chrissakes?"

Shawnee123 · 03-01-2011, 11:31 AM

I gotta pee.

monster · 03-01-2011, 11:37 AM

I had not really noticed the peeing boy/Calvin bumper stickers but my friend mentioned them when we were discussing the Republican/Liberal bumper sticker trends. I googled them and just thought "why"? So 'fess up -who has one of these? And is it illegal to put them on anything other than a truck?

glatt · 03-01-2011, 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by monster

And is it illegal to put them on anything other than a truck?

Well, it's copyright infringement. Bill Watterson, the incredibly talented creator of Calvin and Hobbs, has not authorized a single peeing Calvin sticker.

You'll notice that unlike everything else in the world, you can't buy any Calvin and Hobbs merchandise. That's how Watterson wants it. It's a comic strip, not a Happy Meal toy.

Shawnee123 · 03-01-2011, 11:42 AM

Oh gawd, it's usually pissing on a Ford or Chevy symbol. I don't know when it became prolific, but I always imagine these are the guys who also spit out their windows.

Please be offended if I've offended anyone.

My ex and I laughed and laughed once when we met a friend of a friend, and the friend of the friend asked my ex almost very first thing: So, you a Ford man or you a Chevy man? Um...I don't know?

monster · 03-01-2011, 11:51 AM

Apparently obama is a popular recipient of the flow...

Shawnee123 · 03-01-2011, 11:56 AM

Really? They've given up the ever-pressing truck brand debate to concentrate on pissing on the black president? Yeah, typical.

But they started years and years ago with the truck brands.

monster · 03-01-2011, 12:00 PM

thanks. My friend felt it was something that was maybe in it's second or third generation but didn't know where it had started. I will be sure to enlighten her

Sundae · 03-01-2011, 12:02 PM

Here it's pissing on rival football teams not politicians. Still, there are probably quite a few members of the Houses of Parliament who wouldn't say no to a golden shower. The kinky gets.

Just to clarify - over here it's not Calvin.
It's a football fan.
Classy

Shawnee123 · 03-01-2011, 12:05 PM

Logically, though, why isn't it Hobbes who is pissing on everyone? It's much more realistic to imagine that a trouble-making tiger masquerading as a humble stuffed animal would be the one pissing on things, then acting all "who me?"

In fact, if it weren't for Calvin being caught right on camera like that, I would bet good money that Hobbes was behind it all (so to speak.)

03-01-2011, 10:23 AM	#1
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Gruntings and Saturations yes. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

03-01-2011, 10:33 AM	#2
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	burp __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

03-01-2011, 10:36 AM	#3
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	scratch scratch, fart __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

03-01-2011, 10:42 AM	#4
Pete Zicato Turns out my CRS is a symptom of TMB. Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Chicago suburbs Posts: 2,916	Long fart. Blame it on dog. __________________ Talk nerdy to me.

03-01-2011, 11:31 AM	#7
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	I gotta pee. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

03-01-2011, 11:37 AM	#8
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I had not really noticed the peeing boy/Calvin bumper stickers but my friend mentioned them when we were discussing the Republican/Liberal bumper sticker trends. I googled them and just thought "why"? So 'fess up -who has one of these? And is it illegal to put them on anything other than a truck? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

03-01-2011, 11:42 AM	#10
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Oh gawd, it's usually pissing on a Ford or Chevy symbol. I don't know when it became prolific, but I always imagine these are the guys who also spit out their windows. Please be offended if I've offended anyone. My ex and I laughed and laughed once when we met a friend of a friend, and the friend of the friend asked my ex almost very first thing: So, you a Ford man or you a Chevy man? Um...I don't know? __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby Last edited by Shawnee123; 03-01-2011 at 12:02 PM. Reason: clarification

03-01-2011, 11:51 AM	#11
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Apparently obama is a popular recipient of the flow... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

03-01-2011, 11:56 AM	#12
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Really? They've given up the ever-pressing truck brand debate to concentrate on pissing on the black president? Yeah, typical. But they started years and years ago with the truck brands. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

03-01-2011, 12:00 PM	#13
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	thanks. My friend felt it was something that was maybe in it's second or third generation but didn't know where it had started. I will be sure to enlighten her __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

03-01-2011, 12:02 PM	#14
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Here it's pissing on rival football teams not politicians. Still, there are probably quite a few members of the Houses of Parliament who wouldn't say no to a golden shower. The kinky gets. Just to clarify - over here it's not Calvin. It's a football fan. Classy Attached Images Last edited by Sundae; 03-01-2011 at 12:35 PM.

03-01-2011, 12:05 PM	#15
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Logically, though, why isn't it Hobbes who is pissing on everyone? It's much more realistic to imagine that a trouble-making tiger masquerading as a humble stuffed animal would be the one pissing on things, then acting all "who me?" In fact, if it weren't for Calvin being caught right on camera like that, I would bet good money that Hobbes was behind it all (so to speak.) __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

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