Gwyneth Paltrow

Trilby · 04-21-2011, 08:29 PM

Punch her or kiss her?

monster · 04-21-2011, 09:45 PM

Could I have her do my laundry?

GunMaster357 · 04-22-2011, 07:28 AM

On what grounds ?

Sundae · 04-22-2011, 07:49 AM

Probably on her own grounds - I doubt Monster wants her laundry shipped to wherever Gwyneth is currently living.

DanaC · 04-22-2011, 08:49 AM

I can't say as I have any strong feelings either way with regards Ms Paltrow.

infinite monkey · 04-22-2011, 08:51 AM

I think I saw she a wrote book or something, and I thought "Gwyneth, you're gorgeous, you're a decent actress, you sing you dance you act you write...can you leave NOTHING for any of the rest of us? What's next, will you solve the energy crisis?"

So I'd punch her, just on general principle.

Undertoad · 04-22-2011, 11:01 AM

Affleck wasn't good enough for her?

infinite monkey · 04-22-2011, 11:03 AM

Affleck isn't good enough for anyone!

Unless it's Casey. Yum.

Clodfobble · 04-22-2011, 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad

Affleck wasn't good enough for her?

No way! No one would put up with dating J.Lo unless they were also totally high-maintenance themselves. You can just tell, Affleck's a whiner.

infinite monkey · 04-22-2011, 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble

No way! No one would put up with dating J.Lo unless they were also totally high-maintenance themselves. You can just tell, Affleck's a whiner.

So so true! I hated the whole Bennifer thing and just don't get why J-Ho is so great. I think that's when I really started to dislike both of them.

Sheldonrs · 04-22-2011, 11:45 AM

I fucked Matt Damon!

Trilby · 04-22-2011, 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Sheldonrs

I fucked Matt Damon!

who hasn't?

jimhelm · 04-22-2011, 12:35 PM

Affleck!

infinite monkey · 04-22-2011, 12:36 PM

OK, here's one:

Who would you be least likely to fuck: Ben Affleck or Gilbert Gottfried?

Trilby · 04-22-2011, 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by infinite monkey

OK, here's one:

Who would you be least likely to fuck: Ben Affleck or Gilbert Gottfried?

that's a tough one...can't I just shoot myself in the face instead?

04-21-2011, 08:29 PM	#1
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Gwyneth Paltrow Punch her or kiss her? __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

04-21-2011, 09:45 PM	#2
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Could I have her do my laundry? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

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GunMaster357 Professor Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Brest (FRANCE) Posts: 1,837	On what grounds ? __________________ "War is God's way of teaching Americans geography." - Ambrose Bierce

04-22-2011, 08:51 AM	#6
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	I think I saw she a wrote book or something, and I thought "Gwyneth, you're gorgeous, you're a decent actress, you sing you dance you act you write...can you leave NOTHING for any of the rest of us? What's next, will you solve the energy crisis?" So I'd punch her, just on general principle. Last edited by infinite monkey; 04-22-2011 at 09:28 AM. Reason: missing articles, not of clothing

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Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	I fucked Matt Damon! __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

04-22-2011, 07:49 AM	#4
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Probably on her own grounds - I doubt Monster wants her laundry shipped to wherever Gwyneth is currently living.

04-22-2011, 11:01 AM	#7
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Affleck wasn't good enough for her?

04-22-2011, 11:03 AM	#8
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Affleck isn't good enough for anyone! Unless it's Casey. Yum.

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jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	Affleck! __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

04-22-2011, 12:36 PM	#14
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	OK, here's one: Who would you be least likely to fuck: Ben Affleck or Gilbert Gottfried?

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