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Old 05-24-2011, 10:42 AM   #1
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See? You're Not Such a Bad Mother...

...after all!

I mean, at least you didn't do this:

SALT LAKE CITY — A Salt Lake City woman has been charged with offering her 11-year-old daughter's virginity to a man in exchange for $10,000.

The woman was charged Monday in Utah's 3rd District Court with two counts of aggravated sex abuse and two counts of sexual exploitation of a minor. KTVX Channel 4 reports that court documents claim she made the offer after the man asked about oral sex with the girl.

Police say the woman and the daughter would model lingerie for the man. The offer was discovered by the woman's boyfriend, who found multiple text messages discussing the proposal.

The Associated Press is not naming the woman to avoid identifying the daughter. An attorney wasn't listed for the woman, who was in jail Monday night.
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Old 05-24-2011, 10:45 AM   #2
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Think of all the money you'd have in your 'emergency fund.'
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Old 05-24-2011, 10:52 AM   #3
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Grim.
A man asks about oral sex with a 12 year old in the first place.
And then is offered her virginity by her own mother.

Am I allowed to assume they're both Mormon or is that religious bigotry?
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Old 05-24-2011, 11:22 AM   #4
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Life would be so much simpler if it were legal to just shoot people like that "Mother" and anyone who would do that.
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Old 05-24-2011, 12:48 PM   #5
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Life would be so much simpler if it were legal to just shoot people like that "Mother" and anyone who would do that.
Sheldon for the win.
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Old 05-24-2011, 12:52 PM   #6
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What are the chances that that happened to the mom when she was a girl? TFSM for the mother's boyfriend speaking up.
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Old 05-24-2011, 01:03 PM   #7
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What about the John? The article says nothing about him being arrested. He should be too. He asked about oral sex with the girl.
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Old 05-24-2011, 01:19 PM   #8
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Mom is criminally attention-whoring, on a new level.

Weird though, that mom attracted a decent enough man who turned her into the police.

Sick what people will do for attention and/or money.
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Old 05-24-2011, 04:58 PM   #9
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Weird though, that mom attracted a decent enough man who turned her into the police.
I guess the boyfriend was ok with the lingerie shows? Sadly, he probably didn't have the $10,000, and got jealous.
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Old 05-24-2011, 01:21 PM   #10
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Am I allowed to assume they're both Mormon or is that religious bigotry?
I'm guessing not, actually. Unmarried mom, and she and the daughter are "modeling lingerie" for individuals on a regular basis? The Mormons may marry them off as children, but it's all done before the eyes of the Lord and in plain, modest, good-folk dress.
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Old 05-24-2011, 02:46 PM   #11
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The Mormons may marry them off as children, but it's all done before the eyes of the Lord and in plain, modest, good-folk dress.
Good old god-fearing pedophilia. Not that immoral stuff that the catholics practice.
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Old 05-24-2011, 04:54 PM   #12
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OK, just how big do your balls have to get before they're big enough for you to actually enquire of the girl's mother, as to the possibility of receiving head from her daughter?

I mean JFC.
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Old 05-24-2011, 05:20 PM   #13
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OK, just how big do your balls have to get before they're big enough for you to actually enquire of the girl's mother, as to the possibility of receiving head from her daughter?

I mean JFC.
larger than the brain. Once you've crossed that threshold, it's downhill from there.
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