I QUIT

Trilby · 11-04-2011, 09:39 AM

Please bear with me while I bring out my PAM (Piss And Moan) persona.

Since July of this year I have been butt-f88888 in the mouth by life.

4 thousand dollars in tree trimming and removal. (yes. THOUSAND)

12,000 for a new roof.

New water heater with install. 500.00

my 18 month old computer crashed. completely useless after 18 months.

and NOW my m888888f8888888 car won't start!

ok. It is 15 years old and has over 160,000 miles on it. Ok.

I got a 100 speeding ticket on Wednesday.

I quit.

I mean it. I'm dropping out. I'm going to do the shack thing like Kaczinski. I'm sick of this shit!!!!

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

but COME ON!

infinite monkey · 11-04-2011, 09:42 AM

I'm with you darlin'

I won't go into all the crap shit wrong in my place. But hey, at least my heat's on.

I've long wanted the Unabomber cabin. I will share it with you.

HungLikeJesus · 11-04-2011, 09:48 AM

OK.

Just don't leave the Cellar.

Please.

Nirvana · 11-04-2011, 09:52 AM

Looks like the only way you have to go now is up. [fingers crossed for you] and yah what Jesus said!

infinite monkey · 11-04-2011, 09:50 AM

Which one?

What would Jesus do?

HungLikeJesus · 11-04-2011, 09:59 AM

You mean go up to get out of the cellar?

infinite monkey · 11-04-2011, 10:02 AM

I was going to go out through the window well.

There was a song about me: And after all...You're my window well...

infinite monkey · 11-04-2011, 10:17 AM

I quit. I quit being funny. I will never ever be funny again. All my posts will be TOTAL CEREAL.

You're welcome.

jimhelm · 11-04-2011, 10:23 AM

seems like we should all have our own individual tip jars

infinite monkey · 11-04-2011, 10:28 AM

While individual tip jars are an intriguing idea, I don't know that it's a feasible idea.

There are many logistics we must consider. Let me run some numbers. Shall we meet back here at 0700 hours and discuss implementation?

jimhelm · 11-04-2011, 10:58 AM

you've been in the weed I see

infinite monkey · 11-04-2011, 11:13 AM

Nope.

jimhelm · 11-04-2011, 11:19 AM

LIAR!

infinite monkey · 11-04-2011, 11:21 AM

I don't lie.

jimhelm · 11-04-2011, 11:22 AM

sorry.....

I used to work with a guy that would do that. Always yelled it at the top of his lungs, startled the shit out of me every time..

Good times...
He was, of course, a compulsive liar himself

11-04-2011, 09:39 AM	#1
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	I QUIT Please bear with me while I bring out my PAM (Piss And Moan) persona. Since July of this year I have been butt-f88888 in the mouth by life. 4 thousand dollars in tree trimming and removal. (yes. THOUSAND) 12,000 for a new roof. New water heater with install. 500.00 my 18 month old computer crashed. completely useless after 18 months. and NOW my m888888f8888888 car won't start! ok. It is 15 years old and has over 160,000 miles on it. Ok. I got a 100 speeding ticket on Wednesday. I quit. I mean it. I'm dropping out. I'm going to do the shack thing like Kaczinski. I'm sick of this shit!!!! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. but COME ON! __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

11-04-2011, 09:48 AM	#3
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	OK. Just don't leave the Cellar. Please. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

11-04-2011, 09:52 AM	#4
Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	Looks like the only way you have to go now is up. [fingers crossed for you] and yah what Jesus said! __________________ Speaking simply... do not confuse this with having a simple mind.

11-04-2011, 09:59 AM	#6
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	You mean go up to get out of the cellar? __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

11-04-2011, 10:23 AM	#9
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	seems like we should all have our own individual tip jars __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

11-04-2011, 09:42 AM	#2
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	I'm with you darlin' I won't go into all the crap shit wrong in my place. But hey, at least my heat's on. I've long wanted the Unabomber cabin. I will share it with you.

11-04-2011, 09:50 AM	#5
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Which one? What would Jesus do?

11-04-2011, 10:02 AM	#7
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	I was going to go out through the window well. There was a song about me: And after all...You're my window well...

11-04-2011, 10:17 AM	#8
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	I quit. I quit being funny. I will never ever be funny again. All my posts will be TOTAL CEREAL. You're welcome.

11-04-2011, 10:28 AM	#10
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	While individual tip jars are an intriguing idea, I don't know that it's a feasible idea. There are many logistics we must consider. Let me run some numbers. Shall we meet back here at 0700 hours and discuss implementation?

11-04-2011, 10:58 AM	#11
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	you've been in the weed I see __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

11-04-2011, 11:13 AM	#12
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Nope.

11-04-2011, 11:19 AM	#13
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	LIAR! __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

11-04-2011, 11:21 AM	#14
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	I don't lie.

11-04-2011, 11:22 AM	#15
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	sorry..... I used to work with a guy that would do that. Always yelled it at the top of his lungs, startled the shit out of me every time.. Good times... He was, of course, a compulsive liar himself __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

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