What Is the Grossest Thing You have Ever Done In Public.

fargon · 12-18-2011, 05:36 PM

I'll start, Back in '89 I was having dinner with some friends, at the Bob's Big Boy on17th St in Santa Ana Ca. When Tom said he would give me $50.00 if I would drink a water glass full of Tabasco Sauce. So I did it and 15 min. later I farted, it was an industrial strength weapons grade FART. It had everything going for it. It was loud, long and clear. A bunch of people had just come in. And I cleared the place! Our waiter Rudy the Rude said it was awesome

, the manager said that he was in the presence of greatness, even the cook said salud.

Aliantha · 12-18-2011, 06:33 PM

This was a friend of mine, but I was there.

We'd been having a girls lunch which turned boozy in honour of one of our friends. Anyway, it was about 6pm and we'd been at it since about 11am. We'd long passed on buying wine by the glass and just ordered it by the bottle instead, so as you can imagine, we were all quite drunk.

So anyway, my friend, who we shall call kaftan lady, who was wearing a beautiful silk kaftan with a smart mini skirt, 6 inch heals and done up to the 9's looking gorgeous, reached her limit.

She did this in such an elegant way though. We were sitting at a bench on high bar stools and she just gently put her head on her arms and opened her mouth and threw up all over her own shoes.

The bouncer laughed then told us we had to take her away. So we did. It was pretty funny.

Rhianne · 12-18-2011, 06:56 PM

Once you've used a communal toilet at the same time as a dozen other people (in a region where you are advised not to drink the water) most things stop being gross.

Lola Bunny · 12-19-2011, 10:52 PM

fargon:

wolf · 12-19-2011, 11:51 PM

For some reason puking stories horrify me when experienced up close (as victim, producer, or observer), but they make me laugh like a hyena when I read about them. I think the distance helps.

monster · 12-19-2011, 11:57 PM

have a c-section

ZenGum · 12-21-2011, 01:05 AM

in public???

Me ... not much ... drunken vomiting in the garden outside a university residence. Pretty dull.

Now, if you'd asked WHO was the grossest thing I'd ever done in public...

monster · 12-21-2011, 07:03 AM

fricking feels like it in a teaching hospital.....

infinite monkey · 12-22-2011, 11:26 AM

You were born in Grey's Anatomy!

Me not much either. I peed on the public square once, my friends surrounding me as I leaned against the nearest sturdy vehicle, not far from the cop shop. But I really had to go! Never mind we'd just left the bar.

Oh to be 23 again.

footfootfoot · 12-22-2011, 01:39 PM

I can't really think of ever doing anything gross anywhere.

I don't count ordinary bodily functions in appropriate contexts as being gross.

Although my pooping off the side of a boat somewhere along the Inland Passage in Western Canada would count for the hundreds of tourists on a cruise ship who happened to pass by us as they entered the straight from an adjoining waterway.

I can only imagine the reactions.

HungLikeJesus · 12-22-2011, 01:45 PM

I vomited in a bar once. Luckily there was a half-empty beer pitcher at hand.

That didn't really count as gross, until someone else, who didn't notice what had happened, picked up the pitcher and poured it into his glass.

Flint · 12-22-2011, 02:35 PM

What Is the Grossest Thing [I've] Ever Done In Public? Had the audacity to show my face again, after "the incident" ...

infinite monkey · 12-22-2011, 02:37 PM

Tell, tease.

Flint · 12-22-2011, 02:42 PM

It was a cold November morning, the kind of dry, bitter cold that gives you bloody boogers. A blast of frigid wind blew open the doors of the saloon as I stepped in, causing everyone to turn my way. The look of disbelief registered on their faces as the realization dawned on them--I was back in town. The scars of my past cast a dark gloom over my features as I turned to look at their faces, one by one. To a person, they averted their gaze, looked back down to their breakfast. That's when something inside me snapped...

infinite monkey · 12-22-2011, 02:44 PM

*hanging onto every word*

Go on...

12-18-2011, 05:36 PM	#1
fargon Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Crosse, WI Posts: 8,924	What Is the Grossest Thing You have Ever Done In Public. I'll start, Back in '89 I was having dinner with some friends, at the Bob's Big Boy on17th St in Santa Ana Ca. When Tom said he would give me $50.00 if I would drink a water glass full of Tabasco Sauce. So I did it and 15 min. later I farted, it was an industrial strength weapons grade FART. It had everything going for it. It was loud, long and clear. A bunch of people had just come in. And I cleared the place! Our waiter Rudy the Rude said it was awesome, the manager said that he was in the presence of greatness, even the cook said salud. __________________ Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind.

12-18-2011, 06:33 PM	#2
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	This was a friend of mine, but I was there. We'd been having a girls lunch which turned boozy in honour of one of our friends. Anyway, it was about 6pm and we'd been at it since about 11am. We'd long passed on buying wine by the glass and just ordered it by the bottle instead, so as you can imagine, we were all quite drunk. So anyway, my friend, who we shall call kaftan lady, who was wearing a beautiful silk kaftan with a smart mini skirt, 6 inch heals and done up to the 9's looking gorgeous, reached her limit. She did this in such an elegant way though. We were sitting at a bench on high bar stools and she just gently put her head on her arms and opened her mouth and threw up all over her own shoes. The bouncer laughed then told us we had to take her away. So we did. It was pretty funny. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

12-19-2011, 11:51 PM	#5
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	For some reason puking stories horrify me when experienced up close (as victim, producer, or observer), but they make me laugh like a hyena when I read about them. I think the distance helps. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

12-19-2011, 11:57 PM	#6
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	have a c-section __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

12-21-2011, 01:05 AM	#7
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	in public??? Me ... not much ... drunken vomiting in the garden outside a university residence. Pretty dull. Now, if you'd asked WHO was the grossest thing I'd ever done in public... __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

12-18-2011, 06:56 PM	#3
Rhianne Nearly done. Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Teetering on the edge. Posts: 1,134	Once you've used a communal toilet at the same time as a dozen other people (in a region where you are advised not to drink the water) most things stop being gross.

12-19-2011, 10:52 PM	#4
Lola Bunny Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 2,728	fargon:

12-21-2011, 07:03 AM	#8
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	fricking feels like it in a teaching hospital..... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

12-22-2011, 11:26 AM	#9
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	You were born in Grey's Anatomy! Me not much either. I peed on the public square once, my friends surrounding me as I leaned against the nearest sturdy vehicle, not far from the cop shop. But I really had to go! Never mind we'd just left the bar. Oh to be 23 again.

12-22-2011, 01:39 PM	#10
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	I can't really think of ever doing anything gross anywhere. I don't count ordinary bodily functions in appropriate contexts as being gross. Although my pooping off the side of a boat somewhere along the Inland Passage in Western Canada would count for the hundreds of tourists on a cruise ship who happened to pass by us as they entered the straight from an adjoining waterway. I can only imagine the reactions. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

12-22-2011, 01:45 PM	#11
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	I vomited in a bar once. Luckily there was a half-empty beer pitcher at hand. That didn't really count as gross, until someone else, who didn't notice what had happened, picked up the pitcher and poured it into his glass. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

12-22-2011, 02:35 PM	#12
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	What Is the Grossest Thing [I've] Ever Done In Public? Had the audacity to show my face again, after "the incident" ... __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

12-22-2011, 02:37 PM	#13
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Tell, tease.

12-22-2011, 02:42 PM	#14
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	It was a cold November morning, the kind of dry, bitter cold that gives you bloody boogers. A blast of frigid wind blew open the doors of the saloon as I stepped in, causing everyone to turn my way. The look of disbelief registered on their faces as the realization dawned on them--I was back in town. The scars of my past cast a dark gloom over my features as I turned to look at their faces, one by one. To a person, they averted their gaze, looked back down to their breakfast. That's when something inside me snapped... __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

12-22-2011, 02:44 PM	#15
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	hanging onto every word Go on...

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