Invitations to submit your own Extreme Sport:

Chris MC · 04-09-2003, 09:16 AM

Right here goes, and you must give an idea how to proceed with your sport, instructions etc.

(a few examples)

1. Extreme Walpaper Hanging

2. Extreme Fondu

3. Extreme Spaghetti

4. Extreme Car Parking (although I hear that some women* practice this already

)

5. Extreme Text Messaging

Chris.

*and Men

And · 04-09-2003, 11:27 AM

Offroad Tax Evasion
X-treme Slurpee Drinking
Radical Convention Planning
Extreme Hip Replacement
Wild Toe-Sock Championship
Extreme Carpetbagging
Tournament Telemarketting
Unreal Pregnancy Tests
Extreme Platypus

Some of that could spill over into reality shows:
Focus Group Survivor
The World's Scariest Parking Violations
Real World: Okeefenokee Swamp
Jury Duty
Mall Cops

99 44/100% pure · 04-09-2003, 11:51 AM

Extreme BJ

04-09-2003, 11:55 AM

I like the way she thinks. As Lewis Black has said, "oral sex should be an Olympic sport."

Undertoad · 04-09-2003, 11:57 AM

X-treme Regime Change, of course!, with events:

- 100 meter rush to war
- Pole vaulting (using eastern european countries as leverage in the UN)
- Fox hunting (searching for cable news with unfamiliar remote controls)
- Hammer and sickle toss

Undertoad · 04-09-2003, 11:59 AM

"...Because it's harder than curling... and if you're any good at it, you deserve a medal."

Awesome bit.

SteveDallas · 04-09-2003, 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 99 44/100% pure
Extreme BJ

Ahh, OK folks, we're starting to get a picture of that other 0.56%

I have a couple entries:

Extreme Network Administration
events include:

The speed crimp: How fast can you terminate CAT5 cable?
The extreme update: How quickly can you propagate authoritative DNS server changes in your WHOIS record to the root TLD servers?
Hot-swap hardware upgrades: Do you have the guts to replace a switch while the president of the company is reading his email?

Extreme CIO [chief information officer]
including:

The Denial of Service: Do you have the guts to tell the CEO that budgets cuts will work out to cuts in services?
The ERP vault: Can you implement an enterprise payroll/human resources/accounting system in less time than it takes the entire workforce of the company (including you) to turn over? (Bonus points for style if a majority of the turnover is attributable to the software implementation)
License lingo: prizes given for software licenses with the fewest number of intelligible sentences; bonus points if the product being licensed doesn't do anything useful in the first place

04-09-2003, 09:16 AM	#1
Chris MC IT'S IN THE TREES! ... IT'S COMING! ... Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: I moved down to Southampton on the central South Coast in 1967 Posts: 101	Invitations to submit your own Extreme Sport: Right here goes, and you must give an idea how to proceed with your sport, instructions etc. (a few examples) 1. Extreme Walpaper Hanging 2. Extreme Fondu 3. Extreme Spaghetti 4. Extreme Car Parking (although I hear that some women* practice this already ) 5. Extreme Text Messaging Chris. *and Men __________________ "It's people who don't come to places like this that I worry about. The ones who don't have an outlet. Say ... someone like yourself." "Oh, I have outlets. I read. I study bugs. I sometimes even ride roller coasters." "And your sex life?" "It doesn't involve going to the theater." "In my experience, Mr. Grissom, some men go to the theater ... some men are the theater." -- Lady Heather and Gil Grissom (Slaves of Las Vegas)

04-09-2003, 11:27 AM	#2
And Conjunction Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Conjunction Junction Posts: 168	Offroad Tax Evasion X-treme Slurpee Drinking Radical Convention Planning Extreme Hip Replacement Wild Toe-Sock Championship Extreme Carpetbagging Tournament Telemarketting Unreal Pregnancy Tests Extreme Platypus Some of that could spill over into reality shows: Focus Group Survivor The World's Scariest Parking Violations Real World: Okeefenokee Swamp Jury Duty Mall Cops __________________ -And, Word Wrangler and Keeper of the Cuttlefish.

04-09-2003, 11:51 AM	#3
99 44/100% pure Infrequently Astonished Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Baltimore metro area Posts: 324	Extreme BJ __________________ Overcompensating for the 0.56% that is irredeemably corrupted.

04-09-2003, 11:59 AM	#6
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	^^ "...Because it's harder than curling... and if you're any good at it, you deserve a medal." Awesome bit.

04-09-2003, 11:55 AM	#4
dave Guest Posts: n/a	I like the way she thinks. As Lewis Black has said, "oral sex should be an Olympic sport."

04-09-2003, 11:57 AM	#5
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	X-treme Regime Change, of course!, with events: - 100 meter rush to war - Pole vaulting (using eastern european countries as leverage in the UN) - Fox hunting (searching for cable news with unfamiliar remote controls) - Hammer and sickle toss

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