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unreal- · 04-10-2002, 03:54 PM

add one sentence:

A boy named Billy...

04-10-2002, 03:59 PM

grabbed a gallon jug of Astroglide and headed over to the zoo; he wasn't going to let the dryness and chafing ruin it for him this time.

jaguar · 04-10-2002, 07:05 PM

Using his microsoft(tm) Passport(tm) he paid at the gate and continued though the zoo to..

elSicomoro · 04-10-2002, 07:09 PM

...the monorail. A monorail ride to Billy was like the most incredible sex one could have.

Nic Name · 04-10-2002, 08:05 PM

If only he hadn't spilled the Astroglide on the seat.

unreal- · 04-11-2002, 05:20 AM

Billy cried and went...

Griff · 04-11-2002, 06:20 AM

to Congressman Condits office for relief.

Hubris Boy · 04-11-2002, 10:38 AM

He wanted "Billy's Law": a federal mandate requiring spill-proof caps on all water-based, non-toxic, unscented, unflavored, non-staining personal lubricants.

04-11-2002, 10:46 AM

Mr. Condit gave careful consideration to his case but, in the end, decided not to introduce legislation - a spill proof lid may complicate any effort to obtain lubrication when it's needed most, and he didn't want to have to deal with another "I chafed her to death and now I'll have to get rid of the body" fiasco.

unreal- · 04-11-2002, 04:16 PM

Billy got angry and took a small...

Undertoad · 04-11-2002, 04:23 PM

swallow, as the polyp in his stomach ruptured; though he wasn't immediately aware of it, Billy's body had just crossed a line; the events in his gut would kill him within the next 30 minutes.

Griff · 04-11-2002, 04:47 PM

Billy decided to take a short nap while,

Hubris Boy · 04-11-2002, 06:00 PM

the hellish concoction in his gut bubbled merrily away. At the same time, in a secret bunker deep beneath the streets of Moscow,

elSicomoro · 04-11-2002, 08:01 PM

...Jimmy Hoffa was playing cards with Nikita Khruschev.

04-12-2002, 08:17 AM

"Go Fish!" exclaimed the former Teamsters' head.

04-10-2002, 03:54 PM	#1
unreal- Lead Subordinate Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: NJ Posts: 15	One Sentence Story add one sentence: A boy named Billy...

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jaguar whig Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 5,075	Using his microsoft(tm) Passport(tm) he paid at the gate and continued though the zoo to.. __________________ Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Twain

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04-10-2002, 03:59 PM	#2
dave Guest Posts: n/a	grabbed a gallon jug of Astroglide and headed over to the zoo; he wasn't going to let the dryness and chafing ruin it for him this time.

04-10-2002, 07:09 PM	#4
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	...the monorail. A monorail ride to Billy was like the most incredible sex one could have.

04-10-2002, 08:05 PM	#5
Nic Name retired Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 1,930	If only he hadn't spilled the Astroglide on the seat.

04-11-2002, 05:20 AM	#6
unreal- Lead Subordinate Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: NJ Posts: 15	Billy cried and went...

04-11-2002, 06:20 AM	#7
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	to Congressman Condits office for relief.

04-11-2002, 10:38 AM	#8
Hubris Boy Keymaster of Gozer Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Patapsco Drainage Basin Posts: 471	He wanted "Billy's Law": a federal mandate requiring spill-proof caps on all water-based, non-toxic, unscented, unflavored, non-staining personal lubricants.

04-11-2002, 10:46 AM	#9
dave Guest Posts: n/a	Mr. Condit gave careful consideration to his case but, in the end, decided not to introduce legislation - a spill proof lid may complicate any effort to obtain lubrication when it's needed most, and he didn't want to have to deal with another "I chafed her to death and now I'll have to get rid of the body" fiasco.

04-11-2002, 04:16 PM	#10
unreal- Lead Subordinate Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: NJ Posts: 15	Billy got angry and took a small...

04-11-2002, 04:23 PM	#11
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	swallow, as the polyp in his stomach ruptured; though he wasn't immediately aware of it, Billy's body had just crossed a line; the events in his gut would kill him within the next 30 minutes.

04-11-2002, 04:47 PM	#12
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Billy decided to take a short nap while,

04-11-2002, 06:00 PM	#13
Hubris Boy Keymaster of Gozer Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Patapsco Drainage Basin Posts: 471	the hellish concoction in his gut bubbled merrily away. At the same time, in a secret bunker deep beneath the streets of Moscow,

04-11-2002, 08:01 PM	#14
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	...Jimmy Hoffa was playing cards with Nikita Khruschev.

04-12-2002, 08:17 AM	#15
dave Guest Posts: n/a	"Go Fish!" exclaimed the former Teamsters' head.

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