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09-26-2006, 02:51 PM
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When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
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Chuck Norris doesn't surf very often, because tsunamis are relatively rare.
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09-26-2006, 05:44 PM
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i like watching the puddles gather rain
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chuck norris doesnt pee standing up.
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09-26-2006, 05:49 PM
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i like watching the puddles gather rain
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im convinced.
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09-27-2006, 09:57 AM
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if he did, he would bore a hole to china.
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09-27-2006, 11:00 AM
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dar512 is now Pete Zicato
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Chuck Norris does not eat nails for breakfast, because then he shits railroad spikes later in the day. This doesn't bother him but the noise when this occurs disturbs the neighbors.
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09-27-2006, 11:05 AM
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Makes some feel uncomfortable
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Chuck Norris is the father of every Chinese person
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09-27-2006, 11:08 AM
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Radical Centrist
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Whenever he has a health problem, Chuck Norris performs his own surgery on himself.
Recently, he performed brain surgery on himself, but in the middle of it, he realized that he'd cut out the section that knew how to complete the operation. No problem, he simply re-wired other sections of his brain to take over for the missing sections, and thus he completed the procedure. |
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09-27-2006, 11:26 AM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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Chuck Norris kicks the shit out of people who end any sentence in anything other than "OF THE BEAST."
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09-27-2006, 03:02 PM
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Flocci Non Facio
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Chuck Norris had sex with a car shredder.
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09-27-2006, 03:21 PM
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When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
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...and the shredding teeth on the machine had to be replaced immediately thereafter.
Their offspring was a Monster Truck.
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09-27-2006, 04:57 PM
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
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...and Chuck Norris did not have to pay child support. Getting to have his Baby Monster Truck is a privilege.
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09-27-2006, 08:39 PM
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Master of the Domain
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09-28-2006, 03:51 AM
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Flocci Non Facio
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Chuck Norris is the only known male giving birth to a child. It was called "Steven Siegall".
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09-28-2006, 09:56 AM
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Makes some feel uncomfortable
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Chuck Norris wears a clown costume and doesn't scare kids.
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10-23-2006, 02:46 PM
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Makes some feel uncomfortable
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I heard that if Chuck looked into a mirror, this is what would happened...
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