August 24, 2007: Two-faced cow

Undertoad · 08-24-2007, 07:41 AM

Meet Blinky. The Sun has the details on this beast, who is called Blinky because all four eyes blink at the same time. Both heads appear to be functional as she will drink from two bottles at the same time. What you have there is one neck two ears, as normal, but then two noses and mouths, and four eyes.

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Vet Dr Pete Kistler, who examined Blinky, said: "It's a rare, freaky thing."

He said he didn't know whether the deformity was genetic or developmental.

Dr Kistler added that he suspects Blinky also has a deformity in her brain because she can't stand up.

The calf will probably need to be put down because fluid and bacteria will invade her lungs, he said.

But Mr Hamstra said he will continue to care for Blinky for as long as he can.

"It would be nice to keep her alive," he said.

Emrikol · 08-24-2007, 09:21 AM

blah blah blah eat twice as much cow brain blah blah blah

Now, this is where the real fun is:
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Shawnee123 · 08-24-2007, 09:22 AM

I used to hang out with that cow. Then one day, she told Shelly that Maria said that Tom went out with Gina, and Frank was pissed at ME. Can you believe it? Two faced bitch!

freshnesschronic · 08-24-2007, 09:31 AM

Blinky has one brain right? So it's technically one cow, not co-joined calves?

Deuce · 08-24-2007, 09:55 AM

Four-eyes... Bet she got teased a lot in the feed pens.

Deuce · 08-24-2007, 09:57 AM

Chu loooking a' me? Ahr JU lookin at **ME**?!!

fargon · 08-24-2007, 10:03 AM

I find this very frightening http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJBbtkBmm Cows with guns.

smurfalicious · 08-24-2007, 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by fargon

I find this very frightening http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJBbtkBmm Cows with guns.

lol, The Man actually walks around the house singing that song, it drives me nuts.

"Chickens.... in choppers...."

Cyclefrance · 08-24-2007, 10:39 AM

That must be where double-cream comes from...

runswithknives · 08-24-2007, 10:54 AM

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xoxoxoBruce · 08-24-2007, 01:49 PM

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But Mr Hamstra said he will continue to care for Blinky for as long as he can.
"It would be nice to keep her alive," he said.

Don't fret, Mr Hamstra, those double headers drag on forever.

hampor · 08-24-2007, 02:18 PM

I'm not sure how to break the news, but....

The cow died a couple days ago. It was suffering lung problems.

Shawnee123 · 08-24-2007, 02:19 PM

Sheldonrs · 08-24-2007, 04:44 PM

Why is a two faced cow dying any more sad than all the one faced ones resting comfortably on the sesame seed bun?

Not that I mind a burger sometimes. :-)

Saphyre · 08-24-2007, 05:04 PM

Would I be flagging down the Hellbound bus if I asked whether the momma had fed on Chinese grain?

08-24-2007, 09:21 AM	#2
Emrikol Compatriot-at-Arms Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 107	blah blah blah eat twice as much cow brain blah blah blah Now, this is where the real fun is: http://64.233.167.104/search?q=cache...lnk&cd=1&gl=us Code: (__) (oo) /-------\/ / \| \|\| * \|\|----\|\| ^^ ^^ Cow

08-24-2007, 09:22 AM	#3
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	I used to hang out with that cow. Then one day, she told Shelly that Maria said that Tom went out with Gina, and Frank was pissed at ME. Can you believe it? Two faced bitch! __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

08-24-2007, 10:03 AM	#7
fargon Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Crosse, WI Posts: 8,924	I find this very frightening http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJBbtkBmm Cows with guns. __________________ Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind.

08-24-2007, 10:39 AM	#9
Cyclefrance Pump my ride! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Deep countryside of Surrey , England Posts: 1,890	That must be where double-cream comes from... __________________ Always sufficient hills - never sufficient gears

08-24-2007, 02:19 PM	#13
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	__________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

08-24-2007, 09:31 AM	#4
freshnesschronic Professor Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,555	Blinky has one brain right? So it's technically one cow, not co-joined calves?

08-24-2007, 09:55 AM	#5
Deuce Pesky Pugalist [sp] Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 191	Four-eyes... Bet she got teased a lot in the feed pens.

08-24-2007, 09:57 AM	#6
Deuce Pesky Pugalist [sp] Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 191	Chu loooking a' me? Ahr JU lookin at ME?!!

08-24-2007, 10:54 AM	#10
runswithknives syl·la·ble Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Redondo Beach, Ca Posts: 33	Double-mint has a new sponsor!

08-24-2007, 02:18 PM	#12
hampor Colloquialist Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: SiliValley Posts: 75	I'm not sure how to break the news, but.... The cow died a couple days ago. It was suffering lung problems.

08-24-2007, 04:44 PM	#14
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	Why is a two faced cow dying any more sad than all the one faced ones resting comfortably on the sesame seed bun? Not that I mind a burger sometimes. :-) __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

08-24-2007, 05:04 PM	#15
Saphyre Dedicated WoWer Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: San Fernando Valley, So. Cali Posts: 35	Would I be flagging down the Hellbound bus if I asked whether the momma had fed on Chinese grain? __________________ You used to captivate me, by your resonating light, now I'm bound by the life you left behind Your face, it haunts my once pleasant dreams, your voice, it chased away all the sanity in me

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