Have you ever?

[Gravdigr]

Originally Posted by skysidhe

@ gravdgr No really? you don't strike me as that kind of person at all.



No for me to all 20. I just want to know how you managed to touch a hummingbird. Oh yeah, you were passed out and it um was thinking the fermentation on your breath was some sweet nectar.

"I'm Laughing" Did I just say stinky alcohol breath was sweet nectar.?! lol lol lol!

"The Touching of The Hummingbird" occurred when I took one away from a cat we had years ago, it lived through the ordeal and flew away out of my hand, the hummingbird, not the cat.

I was with the parents when they saw Elvis in Memphis maybe. I might've been six.

[GunMaster357]

1. Felt the sun shining on your bare ass --> Y
2. Been caught screwing in the car --> Never (tough I did it quite a few times)
3. Been asked to leave a bar --> Never
4. Been physically removed from a bar --> Never
5. Outran the police in a car --> Never
6. Outran the police on foot --> Never
7. Passed out drunk in a public place --> Yes
8. Driven a car over 100 mph --> Since it's "only" 160 km/h, yes quite a lot of times
9. Jumped a motorcycle more than thirty feet --> Never
10. Been fired from a job for screwing around on your boss' dime --> Never though I told one that he was an asshole
11. Seen Elvis live in concert --> Never
12. Seen Jimmy Buffett live in concert --> Never
13. Touched a hummingbird --> Never
14. Been flogged by a rooster/chicken --> Strange question... I so don't want to know
15. Been knocked out cold by a blow to the head --> Never
16. Served a jail sentence --> Never
17. Served a prison sentence --> Never
18. Had sex outside in broad daylight --> Oh Yes, Yes, Yes...
19. Had a physical altercation with your best friend --> Never
20. Had your ass handed to you by someone literally half your size --> Never

[classicman]

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

"The Touching of The Hummingbird" occurred when I took one away from a cat we had years ago, it lived through the ordeal and flew away out of my hand, the hummingbird, not the cat.

Oh in that case - just for accuracy... #13 yes - I had to remove a dead one once.

[be-bop]

Have You Ever?

1. Felt the sun shining on your bare ass........ Yes
2. Been caught screwing in the car.................No
3. Been asked to leave a bar.................Yes once or twice
4. Been physically removed from a bar.....Once when drunk, Once due to a fight
5. Outran the police in a car.......Not in a car but years ago on a Honda CB750 Supersport
6. Outran the police on foot.........No
7. Passed out drunk in a public place.....Yes many many times,usually festivals
8. Driven a car over 100 mph...Yes
9. Jumped a motorcycle more than thirty feet....No
10. Been fired from a job for screwing around on your boss' dime........Yes
11. Seen Elvis live in concert.....Who
12. Seen Jimmy Buffett live in concert.......Who
13. Touched a hummingbird.....Never seen one in the flesh or feather
14. Been flogged by a rooster/chicken..Hmmmmmmm not sure what that's about
15. Been knocked out cold by a blow to the head..Yes was hit full in the forehead with a heavy hammer
16. Served a jail sentence...only a night in police cells (does that count?)
17. Served a prison sentence...No
18. Had sex outside in broad daylight....twice
19. Had a physical altercation with your best friend.....lots of times my best friend john and i were always at it still loved him though
20. Had your ass handed to you by someone literally half your size....Once, but i had the last laugh

[limey]

Have You Ever?

1. Felt the sun shining on your bare ass - Yes, it's pretty secluded here ...
2. Been caught screwing in the car - Yes, by a Russian goatherd
3. Been asked to leave a bar - Yes, "we've had your money, you've had your beer, now sup up and sod off!"
4. Been physically removed from a bar - No
5. Outran the police in a car - No
6. Outran the police on foot - No
7. Passed out drunk in a public place - No
8. Driven a car over 100 mph - Yes, well, I wanted to see how it felt
9. Jumped a motorcycle more than thirty feet - No
10. Been fired from a job for screwing around on your boss' dime - sort of, basically things got a little rough after I did way too much net-surfing and I jumped before I was pushed
11. Seen Elvis live in concert - No, but I have seen James Brown live: my eldest brother and I took my mum, it was great
12. Seen Jimmy Buffett live in concert - No
13. Touched a hummingbird - No
14. Been flogged by a rooster/chicken - No
15. Been knocked out cold by a blow to the head - No
16. Served a jail sentence - No
17. Served a prison sentence - No
18. Had sex outside in broad daylight - can't remember?
19. Had a physical altercation with your best friend - yes, I poured Carlsberg Special Brew all over her, then found out it wasn't her fault.
20. Had your ass handed to you by someone literally half your size - No.

[zippyt]

Have You Ever?

1. Felt the sun shining on your bare ass - yes
2. Been caught screwing in the car - yep
3. Been asked to leave a bar - Yep
4. Been physically removed from a bar - yep
5. Outran the police in a car - does a Dirt bike count , or a Buick Electra -v- a national Guard Jeep Count ??
6. Outran the police on foot - Yep , with .45 rounds flying about
7. Passed out drunk in a public place - yep
8. Driven a car over 100 mph - yep
9. Jumped a motorcycle more than thirty feet - See #5
10. Been fired from a job for screwing around on your boss' dime -Nope
11. Seen Elvis live in concert - Nope
12. Seen Jimmy Buffett live in concert - Nope
13. Touched a hummingbird - A girl Named Humming bird Count ??
14. Been flogged by a rooster/chicken - ????
15. Been knocked out cold by a blow to the head - Yep
16. Served a jail sentence - A few Nights in jail count ??
17. Served a prison sentence- Nope
18. Had sex outside in broad daylight - Yep
19. Had a physical altercation with your best friend - yep
20. Had your ass handed to you by someone literally half your size - Dont mess with the JPs on Okinowa !!!

[TheMercenary]

1. Felt the sun shining on your bare assY
2. Been caught screwing in the carN
3. Been asked to leave a barY
4. Been physically removed from a barN
5. Outran the police in a carN
6. Outran the police on footY
7. Passed out drunk in a public placeN
8. Driven a car over 100 mphY
9. Jumped a motorcycle more than thirty feetN
10. Been fired from a job for screwing around on your boss' dimeY
11. Seen Elvis live in concertN
12. Seen Jimmy Buffett live in concertN
13. Touched a hummingbirdN
14. Been flogged by a rooster/chickenN
15. Been knocked out cold by a blow to the headY
16. Served a jail sentenceN
17. Served a prison sentenceN
18. Had sex outside in broad daylightY
19. Had a physical altercation with your best friendY
20. Had your ass handed to you by someone literally half your sizeN

[Clodfobble]

Originally Posted by TheMercenary

4. Been physically removed from a barN

That's what you get for harassing the cows like that...

[squirell nutkin]

They were probably asking for it...

[Sundae]

Have You Ever?

1. Felt the sun shining on your bare ass Y
2. Been caught screwing in the car Y
3. Been asked to leave a bar Y
4. Been physically removed from a bar Y (but only by my friends or BF)
5. Outran the police in a car N
6. Outran the police on foot N
7. Passed out drunk in a public place Y
8. Driven a car over 100 mph N
9. Jumped a motorcycle more than thirty feet N
10. Been fired from a job for screwing around on your boss' dime Y (although they called it an office reshuffle)
11. Seen Elvis live in concert N
12. Seen Jimmy Buffett live in concert N (who?)
13. Touched a hummingbird N - although I held a baby starling yesterday
14. Been flogged by a rooster/chicken ? I wrangle the two chicks at school every Monday & Friday..?
15. Been knocked out cold by a blow to the head N
16. Served a jail sentence N
17. Served a prison sentence N
18. Had sex outside in broad daylight Y
19. Had a physical altercation with your best friend N
20. Had your ass handed to you by someone literally half your size N - if they're half my size they couldn't handle my arse

Have you ever:
Received a standing ovation?
Given a eulogy?
Hosted a party people still talk about?
Masturbared in your workplace?
Kissed a dead body?
Had a song or poem written about you?
Received a marriage proposal from someone you didn't marry?
Flashed your bits and/ or pieces to a total stranger?
Failed a driving test?
Had a coldsore?
Been given money by a complete stranger?
Cried in a supermarket?

Y to all of the above.

[Gravdigr]

Received a standing ovation? N
Given a eulogy? N
Hosted a party people still talk about? Y
Masturbared in your workplace? N
Kissed a dead body? Y
Had a song or poem written about you? N
Received a marriage proposal from someone you didn't marry? N
Flashed your bits and/ or pieces to a total stranger? Kinda
Failed a driving test? N
Had a coldsore? Y
Been given money by a complete stranger? Y
Cried in a supermarket? N

[toranokaze]

1. Felt the sun shining on your bare ass yyy
2. Been caught screwing in the car y
3. Been asked to leave a bar n
4. Been physically removed from a bar n
5. Outran the police in a car n
6. Outran the police on foot yy
7. Passed out drunk in a public place m
8. Driven a car over 100 mph m
9. Jumped a motorcycle more than thirty feet n
10. Been fired from a job for screwing around on your boss' dime n
11. Seen Elvis live in concert nn
12. Seen Jimmy Buffett live in concert n
13. Touched a hummingbird n
14. Been flogged by a rooster/chicken n
15. Been knocked out cold by a blow to the head m
16. Served a jail sentence n
17. Served a prison sentence n
18. Had sex outside in broad daylight y
19. Had a physical altercation with your best friend y
20. Had your ass handed to you by someone literally half your size n (I don't fight dwarfs or children . )





Have you ever:
Received a standing ovation? M
Given a eulogy? N
Hosted a party people still talk about? Y
Masturbared in your workplace? N
Kissed a dead body? N
Had a song or poem written about you? M
Received a marriage proposal from someone you didn't marry? N
Flashed your bits and/ or pieces to a total stranger? N
Failed a driving test? N
Had a coldsore? N
Been given money by a complete stranger? Y
Cried in a supermarket? Y


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Have you ever:

1. Set on fire
2. Jumped from a moving car
3. Had a knife pull on you
4. Make something that has never been made before
5. Met a band
6. Crowed surfed
7. Seen a river by the light of the full moon
8. Received more than one nonsurgical physical scars
9. Worked for 72 hours straight
10. Walked a 2 inch beam over 30 feet in the air.
11. Drank 8oz of Tequila in one gulp
12. Eaten an endangered animal
13. Cut down a tree
14. Worked 80+ hours a week
15. Eaten a chicken fried steak that is on foot in diameter
16. Interviewed by the news
17. Jumped off a roof
18. Shot a gun inside a house
19. Had sex in every room of a house in one night
20. Had a nearly perfect day.

1-20y

[spudcon]

1. Felt the sun shining on your bare ass y
2. Been caught screwing in the car y
3. Been asked to leave a bar y
4. Been physically removed from a bar y
5. Outran the police in a car n
6. Outran the police on foot n
7. Passed out drunk in a public place y
8. Driven a car over 100 mph y
9. Jumped a motorcycle more than thirty feet n
10. Been fired from a job for screwing around on your boss' dime n
11. Seen Elvis live in concert n
12. Seen Jimmy Buffett live in concert n
13. Touched a hummingbird n
14. Been flogged by a rooster/chicken n
15. Been knocked out cold by a blow to the head n
16. Served a jail sentence n
17. Served a prison sentence n
18. Had sex outside in broad daylight y
19. Had a physical altercation with your best friend y
20. Had your ass handed to you by someone literally half your size y




Have you ever:
Received a standing ovation? y
Given a eulogy? y
Hosted a party people still talk about? n
Masturbared in your workplace? N
Kissed a dead body? N
Had a song or poem written about you? y
Received a marriage proposal from someone you didn't marry? y
Flashed your bits and/ or pieces to a total stranger? N
Failed a driving test? y
Had a coldsore? y
Been given money by a complete stranger? Y
Cried in a supermarket? n


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Have you ever:

1. Set on fire n
2. Jumped from a moving car n
3. Had a knife pull on you y
4. Make something that has never been made before not sure
5. Met a band y
6. Crowed surfed n
7. Seen a river by the light of the full moon y
8. Received more than one nonsurgical physical scars y
9. Worked for 72 hours straight y
10. Walked a 2 inch beam over 30 feet in the air. n
11. Drank 8oz of Tequila in one gulp n
12. Eaten an endangered animal probably
13. Cut down a tree y
14. Worked 80+ hours a week y
15. Eaten a chicken fried steak that is on foot in diameter n
16. Interviewed by the news y
17. Jumped off a roof n
18. Shot a gun inside a house y
19. Had sex in every room of a house in one night n
20. Had a nearly perfect day. n

[classicman]

Have you ever:
Received a standing ovation? Y
Given a eulogy? Y
Hosted a party people still talk about? Y
Masturbated in your workplace? N ----- (sex) Y
Kissed a dead body? N
Had a song or poem written about you? Y
Received a marriage proposal from someone you didn't marry? N
Flashed your bits and/ or pieces to a total stranger? N
Failed a driving test? N
Had a coldsore? Y
Been given money by a complete stranger? Y
Cried in a supermarket? N

[TheMercenary]

Have you ever:
Received a standing ovation?Y
Given a eulogy?Y
Hosted a party people still talk about?Y
Masturbared in your workplace?N
Kissed a dead body?Y
Had a song or poem written about you?N
Received a marriage proposal from someone you didn't marry?N
Flashed your bits and/ or pieces to a total stranger?Y
Failed a driving test?N
Had a coldsore?Y
Been given money by a complete stranger?N
Cried in a supermarket?N

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1. Set on fireN
2. Jumped from a moving carN
3. Had a knife pull on youN
4. Make something that has never been made beforeY
5. Met a band Y
6. Crowed surfed N
7. Seen a river by the light of the full moonY
8. Received more than one nonsurgical physical scarsY
9. Worked for 72 hours straight YYY
10. Walked a 2 inch beam over 30 feet in the air.Y
11. Drank 8oz of Tequila in one gulpY
12. Eaten an endangered animalN
13. Cut down a treeY
14. Worked 80+ hours a weekYYY
15. Eaten a chicken fried steak that is on foot in diameterN
16. Interviewed by the newsY
17. Jumped off a roofY
18. Shot a gun inside a houseY
19. Had sex in every room of a house in one nightN
20. Had a nearly perfect day.Y