Need a new Euphamism

lumberjim · 10-10-2013, 02:41 PM

When a woman performs fellatio, it's a Blow Job. BJ for short.

the verb becomes a noun.

I'd like a BJ, honey.

now, when a man performs cunnilingus, what's the noun form?

no, problem, dear... and when I'm done, I would like a ________________?

I can't think of a noun that says it. They're all verbs. Find the man in the boat, etc...

So I think we should invent one.

Ok, get to work. make it good....this is for posterity. you could be the inventor of the term. you'd have proof if it catches on, too.

damn... I just thought of it. Snarlin. A Snarlin. I don't know how prevalent that is, though... so think of something new anyway.

glatt · 10-10-2013, 02:45 PM

Give head?

Head.

lumberjim · 10-10-2013, 02:50 PM

those are both verbs. it wants a noun.

The lady ordered a ________________________.

lumberjim · 10-10-2013, 03:04 PM

Pie Eating Contest is probably too long.

monster · 10-10-2013, 03:06 PM

good laugh

glatt · 10-10-2013, 03:28 PM

Some head.

Happy Monkey · 10-10-2013, 03:57 PM

It's not like "BJ" is particularly descriptive of the actual act. That term could be reused generically.

Clodfobble · 10-10-2013, 04:09 PM

Yeah, I've heard women say they got some head. It sounds wrong to me though, since I always equated the "head" part with the head of the schlong, not the performing partner's head, making it an exclusively male term in my mind. I've also heard women say they wanted "oral" or "some oral."

Clodfobble · 10-10-2013, 04:10 PM

The most obvious parallel to Blow Job would be Tongue Job, I think.

BigV · 10-10-2013, 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Happy Monkey

It's not like "BJ" is particularly descriptive of the actual act. That term could be reused generically.

and is.

BigV · 10-10-2013, 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim

those are both verbs. it wants a noun.

The lady ordered a ________________________.

blow job

tongue lashing

Sundae · 10-11-2013, 04:03 AM

I dunno. Tongue is important but lips really are too.
I'd prefer a gentle suck-off than a tongue lashing, even when I'm really horny. I can take it rough, but unless it's a quick fumble I'd rather only take it hard and fast from my own fingers.

So no help from me.
My best would be Lip Job.

lumberjim · 10-11-2013, 07:54 AM

A Box of Kisses?

Not that kind of box. ...

: Points down:

... that kind of box.
a BK?

Clodfobble · 10-11-2013, 08:32 AM

BigV · 10-11-2013, 09:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim

A Box of Kisses?

Not that kind of box. ...

: Points down:

... that kind of box.
a BK?

wouldn't that be a kiss of boxes?

10-10-2013, 02:41 PM	#1
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Need a new Euphamism When a woman performs fellatio, it's a Blow Job. BJ for short. the verb becomes a noun. *I'd like a BJ, honey.* now, when a man performs cunnilingus, what's the noun form? no, problem, dear... and when I'm done, I would like a ________________? I can't think of a noun that says it. They're all verbs. Find the man in the boat, etc... So I think we should invent one. Ok, get to work. make it good....this is for posterity. you could be the inventor of the term. you'd have proof if it catches on, too. damn... I just thought of it. Snarlin. A Snarlin. I don't know how prevalent that is, though... so think of something new anyway. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan Last edited by lumberjim; 10-10-2013 at 02:49 PM.

10-10-2013, 02:50 PM	#3
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	those are both verbs. it wants a noun. The lady ordered a ________________________. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

10-10-2013, 03:04 PM	#4
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Pie Eating Contest is probably too long. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

10-10-2013, 03:06 PM	#5
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	good laugh __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

10-10-2013, 03:57 PM	#7
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	It's not like "BJ" is particularly descriptive of the actual act. That term could be reused generically. __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

10-10-2013, 02:45 PM	#2
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Give head? Head.

10-10-2013, 03:28 PM	#6
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Some head.

10-10-2013, 04:09 PM	#8
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Yeah, I've heard women say they got some head. It sounds wrong to me though, since I always equated the "head" part with the head of the schlong, not the performing partner's head, making it an exclusively male term in my mind. I've also heard women say they wanted "oral" or "some oral." __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

10-10-2013, 04:10 PM	#9
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	The most obvious parallel to Blow Job would be Tongue Job, I think. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

10-11-2013, 04:03 AM	#12
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I dunno. Tongue is important but lips really are too. I'd prefer a gentle suck-off than a tongue lashing, even when I'm really horny. I can take it rough, but unless it's a quick fumble I'd rather only take it hard and fast from my own fingers. So no help from me. My best would be Lip Job. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

10-11-2013, 07:54 AM	#13
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	A Box of Kisses? Not that kind of box. ... : Points down: ... that kind of box. a BK? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

10-11-2013, 08:32 AM	#14
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	__________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

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