Need a new Euphamism - Page 2

BigV · 10-11-2013, 09:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Sundae

I dunno. Tongue is important but lips really are too.
I'd prefer a gentle suck-off than a tongue lashing, even when I'm really horny. I can take it rough, but unless it's a quick fumble I'd rather only take it hard and fast from my own fingers.

So no help from me.
My best would be Lip Job.

to each her own.

In your spirit of literality, I don't consider a blow job a job, and technically there's really very little blowing. It's not an inflation tube.

I think what works well is some phrase that each party understands, even if their mutual understanding is something unrelated or random phrase. I've heard "baking cookies" as a euphemism for making whoopee, itself a comic sounding bit of nonsense.

Learning what appeals especially to Twil would be a good place to start to look for more superficially acceptable terms, ones with more specific and zexy occult meanings. Words are fun and sexy talk is a reliable and enjoyable way to stretch, to warmup as you would for any other vigorous sexercise.

Perry Winkle · 10-11-2013, 09:17 AM

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Originally Posted by BigV

kiss of boxes

I hear that's the title of George R. R. Martin's next series of novels.

lumberjim · 10-11-2013, 09:25 AM

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Originally Posted by BigV

wouldn't that be a kiss of boxes?

Only if she has more than one. .... or there are two girls. ...

sexobon · 10-11-2013, 09:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae

I dunno. Tongue is important but lips really are too. ... My best would be Lip Job.

LJ for short.

Sundae · 10-11-2013, 10:22 AM

My words betray me yet again.

lumberjim · 10-11-2013, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by sexobon

LJ for short.

I'll vote for that!

DanaC · 10-11-2013, 04:08 PM

Always hated the term blowjob. Handjob too come to that. They make it sound like you're being asked to do building site work.

Honestly, I'd rather a guy just asked me to suck his cock than for a blowjob.

Don't know what the female version would be though.

Gravdigr · 10-11-2013, 04:33 PM

The lady asked for

1. a pussy licking
2. a box munching
3. a box lunch
4. a vaginal oration
5. The Gravdigr Special
6. a lip-to-lip revival
7. a trench cleaning
8. a Kuni Lexus
9. a nom job
10. a trip to the lip(s)
11. a good ole clit lickin'
12. the lickety split
13. some face time
14. the royal taster
15. a lickin' before the dickin'

DanaC · 10-11-2013, 04:39 PM

oh god, no. 7 is vile.

monster · 10-11-2013, 07:26 PM

Slurpee

jimhelm · 10-11-2013, 07:27 PM

Um yeah' no' digr.

I guess I didn't put any stress on the concept of this term being non vomit inducing. Really it should be cute, and non sexual sounding on the surface.

A lickety split maybe.... But the rest of those are right out. #7 is out X 11. If you were actually to refer to that holy grail as a trench.... That may be the end of your association with it. And cleaning? Omgbarf.

monster · 10-11-2013, 07:27 PM

monster · 10-11-2013, 07:28 PM

Fairy Bath

jimhelm · 10-11-2013, 07:33 PM

That I like!

limegreenc · 10-11-2013, 08:30 PM

seafood

10-11-2013, 10:22 AM	#20
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10-11-2013, 04:33 PM	#23
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	The lady asked for 1. a pussy licking 2. a box munching 3. a box lunch 4. a vaginal oration 5. The Gravdigr Special 6. a lip-to-lip revival 7. a trench cleaning 8. a Kuni Lexus 9. a nom job 10. a trip to the lip(s) 11. a good ole clit lickin' 12. the lickety split 13. some face time 14. the royal taster 15. a lickin' before the dickin' __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

10-11-2013, 07:26 PM	#25
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Slurpee __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

10-11-2013, 07:27 PM	#26
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	Um yeah' no' digr. I guess I didn't put any stress on the concept of this term being non vomit inducing. Really it should be cute, and non sexual sounding on the surface. A lickety split maybe.... But the rest of those are right out. #7 is out X 11. If you were actually to refer to that holy grail as a trench.... That may be the end of your association with it. And cleaning? Omgbarf. __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

10-11-2013, 07:27 PM	#27
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	__________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

10-11-2013, 07:28 PM	#28
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Fairy Bath __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

10-11-2013, 07:33 PM	#29
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	That I like! __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

10-11-2013, 08:30 PM	#30
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