The "Respond to the Cellar Tagline" Thread - Page 10

DanaC · 04-12-2007, 05:37 PM

The Cellar: An apple of a place. Don't mind the maggots, they're very nutricious.

(which is pretty much what my dad said to me when I found half a maggot in an apple when I was 10)

lumberjim · 04-12-2007, 11:38 PM

The Cellar: We'll have you shooting soda out of your nose within five minutes.

It doesn't matter that you haven't been drinking soda. We're THAT funny.

Aliantha · 04-13-2007, 06:48 AM

The Cellar: We'll have you shooting soda out of your nose within five minutes. That's better than what comes out of it at other times right?

DanaC · 04-13-2007, 06:56 AM

The Cellar: We'll have you shooting soda out of your nose within five minutes. And bullshit out of your mouth within ten.

Aliantha · 04-13-2007, 06:58 AM

lol...now that's a good one. True too.

Griff · 04-13-2007, 12:52 PM

The Cellar: We'll have you shooting soda out of your nose within five minutes with a 45.

Elspode · 04-13-2007, 10:18 PM

The Cellar: We'll have you shooting soda out of your nose within five minutes. Pulling opinions out of your ass takes somewhat less time.

Kagen4o4 · 04-14-2007, 01:03 AM

The Cellar: We'll have you shooting soda out of your nose within five minutes of telling the joke, thats how slow you people are.

Crimson Ghost · 04-14-2007, 01:39 AM

The Cellar: We'll have you shooting soda out of your nose within five minutes. Remember to remove your finger.

04-14-2007, 04:00 AM

The Cellar: We'll have you shooting soda out of your nose within five minutes; so, you'll be able to douse the fire from being flamed within the next five.

Kagen4o4 · 04-14-2007, 05:29 AM

The Cellar: We'll have you shooting soda out of your nose within five minutes, but dont ask us where it came from.

monster · 04-15-2007, 05:14 PM

The Cellar: We'll have you shooting soda out of your nose within five minutes. Who knew soda could look like that?

BigV · 04-15-2007, 05:22 PM

The Cellar: We'll have you shooting soda out of your nose within five minutes. No, you may *not* drink it again, even if you sop it all up and wring it back into your cup.

Griff · 04-15-2007, 06:48 PM

The Cellar: We'll have you shooting soda out of your nose within five minutes. Putting the jerk back into soda jerk since 19diggity3.

Spexxvet · 04-16-2007, 05:13 PM

The Cellar: We'll have you shooting soda out of your nose within five minutes. Target not included.

04-12-2007, 11:38 PM	#137
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	The Cellar: We'll have you shooting soda out of your nose within five minutes. It doesn't matter that you haven't been drinking soda. We're THAT funny. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

04-13-2007, 06:48 AM	#138
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	The Cellar: We'll have you shooting soda out of your nose within five minutes. That's better than what comes out of it at other times right? __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

04-13-2007, 06:58 AM	#140
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	lol...now that's a good one. True too. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

04-13-2007, 12:52 PM	#141
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	The Cellar: We'll have you shooting soda out of your nose within five minutes with a 45. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

04-13-2007, 10:18 PM	#142
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	The Cellar: We'll have you shooting soda out of your nose within five minutes. Pulling opinions out of your ass takes somewhat less time. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

04-12-2007, 05:37 PM	#136
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	The Cellar: An apple of a place. Don't mind the maggots, they're very nutricious. (which is pretty much what my dad said to me when I found half a maggot in an apple when I was 10)

04-13-2007, 06:56 AM	#139
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	The Cellar: We'll have you shooting soda out of your nose within five minutes. And bullshit out of your mouth within ten.

04-14-2007, 01:03 AM	#143
Kagen4o4 The Sheriff of Nothingland Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Melbourne, Aus Posts: 1,794	The Cellar: We'll have you shooting soda out of your nose within five minutes of telling the joke, thats how slow you people are. __________________ something we both can enjoy??

04-14-2007, 01:39 AM	#144
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	The Cellar: We'll have you shooting soda out of your nose within five minutes. Remember to remove your finger. __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

04-14-2007, 04:00 AM	#145
NoBoxes Guest Posts: n/a	The Cellar: We'll have you shooting soda out of your nose within five minutes; so, you'll be able to douse the fire from being flamed within the next five.

04-14-2007, 05:29 AM	#146
Kagen4o4 The Sheriff of Nothingland Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Melbourne, Aus Posts: 1,794	The Cellar: We'll have you shooting soda out of your nose within five minutes, but dont ask us where it came from. __________________ something we both can enjoy??

04-15-2007, 05:14 PM	#147
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	The Cellar: We'll have you shooting soda out of your nose within five minutes. Who knew soda could look like that? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

04-15-2007, 05:22 PM	#148
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	The Cellar: We'll have you shooting soda out of your nose within five minutes. No, you may not drink it again, even if you sop it all up and wring it back into your cup. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

04-15-2007, 06:48 PM	#149
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	The Cellar: We'll have you shooting soda out of your nose within five minutes. Putting the jerk back into soda jerk since 19diggity3. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

04-16-2007, 05:13 PM	#150
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	The Cellar: We'll have you shooting soda out of your nose within five minutes. Target not included. __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

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