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03-12-2009, 06:42 AM
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Doctor Wtf
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Badelaide, Baustralia
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Euphemisms....
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spending some quality time making the beast with two backs ...for anal sex: visiting vegemite valley riding the chocolate weasel ...for masturbation: spending some "me" time polishing Darth Vader's helmet ... for vomiting: technicolor yawn driving the porcelain bus C'mon peeps, post 'em if ya got 'em. Two of each kind, like with Noah.
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Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl. |
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03-12-2009, 09:41 AM
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Radical Centrist
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Cottage of Prussia
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....shitting:
dropping the kids off at the pool taking the browns to the super bowl |
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03-12-2009, 09:51 AM
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Gone and done
Join Date: Sep 2001
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vomiting:
'flaming yawn' (filet Mignon?) Talking to god on the white telephone Btw, here's something I have been pondering: is there any word for bathroom/outhouse/restroom/powderroom/WC that isn't a euphemism? The only ones I could come up with were 'shitter' or 'excrematorium'. The latter of which isn't even a word.
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per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not. |
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03-12-2009, 09:58 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Arlington, VA
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...for masturbation:
killing a hobo 
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03-12-2009, 09:58 AM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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03-12-2009, 10:25 AM
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Slattern of the Swail
Join Date: Jul 2004
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Pie - in Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf? (by edward albee) George says to their dinner guests, "I'm going to the euphamism," meaning the loo.
So, you see, the bathroom can be referred to simply as the "euphamism" and you're being literary as you say it. Comes in handy when your dining with snobs.
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
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03-12-2009, 10:52 AM
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Snowflake
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Location: Dystopia
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Quote:
making the beast with four balls Quote:
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03-12-2009, 11:13 AM
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Slattern of the Swail
Join Date: Jul 2004
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you know what's freaky?
they don't have "streets" in Venice.
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
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03-12-2009, 12:52 PM
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polaroid of perfection
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: West Yorkshire
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For masturbation:
- Spending some time with Madam Palm and her five lovely daughters - Washing your hand in sticky white love piss - Giving a solo on the pink piccolo - Charming the python until it spits
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Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac |
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03-12-2009, 12:57 PM
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dar512 is now Pete Zicato
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Chicago suburb
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Quote:
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03-12-2009, 01:01 PM
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dar512 is now Pete Zicato
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Chicago suburb
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For menstruation:
- A visit from Aunt Flo - Trolling for Vampires
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"Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain." -- Friedrich Schiller |
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03-12-2009, 01:13 PM
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We have to go back, Kate!
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Yorkshire
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Additional menstruation euph: Fallen to the communists.
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03-12-2009, 01:32 PM
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Radical Centrist
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Cottage of Prussia
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male urination = shake hands with the unemployed
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03-12-2009, 04:03 PM
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Belt Conveyor
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Blighty
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coitus interruptus - get off at Redfern
sex - giving the dog a bone (c.f. AC/DC song of same name) masturbation - crack one off, strangle the serpent covering a turd with bog paper - Turin Shroud menstruation - on the blob
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Nothin' seems that weird anymore Lo Fidelity Allstars |
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03-12-2009, 06:25 PM
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trying hard to be a better person
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Brisbane, Australia
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menstruation: riding the crimson wave
vomiting: yelling for ralph toilet (number 2): giving birth to a pom (sorry UK friends, but some people do still say it here) when refering to someone's arsehole: the chocolate starfish the progeny of gay males: poo babies
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