How Old Were You When You First Got Laid? - Page 3

toranokaze · 11-08-2009, 07:27 PM

20s it was her valentines day present

Glinda · 11-08-2009, 07:44 PM

I was 19. The guy was hung like a friggin' whale and it hurt. A lot.

Contrary to what some of you men may believe - yes, a penis can be too damned big. Owwwwwww!

ZenGum · 11-08-2009, 10:12 PM

Maybe your chap was a member of a special church, then.

Radar · 11-09-2009, 10:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Glinda

I was 19. The guy was hung like a friggin' whale and it hurt. A lot.

Contrary to what some of you men may believe - yes, a penis can be too damned big. Owwwwwww!

Sorry about that. I'll try to be more gentle next time.

Glinda · 11-09-2009, 12:40 PM

Thank you, dear.

Ibby · 11-09-2009, 02:22 PM

17 - a year ago last week.

Madman · 11-09-2009, 02:36 PM

Poll's closed. No matter. I was 19.

Odd thing is that I dated my HS grilfriend for three years. We must've got to third base 100 times but never went all the way. She had this thing about saving herself for marraige. I thought it was kind of silly back then but I never did try and force the issue - I was a pretty nice kid.

I enlisted in the military so I could have a steady job, insurance, etc... well, she went to college and I called her one night about 2am and some dude answered the phone. I figured it was over then so I went on the prowl...

I had my snatch sniffer on and finally scored with a gal that I had met through one of my co-workers. Alas, it wasn't meant for love (as I thought I was in love) - she ran off with a truck driver.

I vowed celebacy. That didn't last very long - maybe a couple of months - voluntary - at least six more months involuntary; maybe a year, hard to remember after so many years.

What's this thread about? Oh yeah... I was 19.

john bainz · 11-23-2009, 01:05 AM

Emma we're a team!

Elspode · 11-23-2009, 09:53 PM

You'll know for sure if he sends you a picture of his wedding tackle.

ZenGum · 11-23-2009, 11:19 PM

A rod with two reels.

john bainz · 11-24-2009, 01:21 AM

Can't I be special too... HUH!!? ...HUH!!?

No seriously I wasn't fishing.

classicman · 11-24-2009, 07:39 AM

John, every post doesn't need a title

kthxbai.

Shawnee123 · 11-24-2009, 09:11 AM

Hey Emma? You're too young to be in this thread anyway. We don't want the undercover agent (and by undercover agent I mean YOU) misconstruing any responses you may get in this thread. My personal opinion is you should stay out of the adult threads.

skysidhe · 11-24-2009, 09:17 AM

I agree even though your glass half empty post was a hoot.

Extreme precociousness is not a license to sully your mind.

First time? I wasn't going to answer even before a child entered the room.

classicman · 11-24-2009, 10:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Starring_Emma

Hey, look ... THE GLASS IS HALF EMPTY

See you are a Republican!

View Poll Results: How Old Were You the First Time You Got Laid?
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11-08-2009, 07:27 PM	#31
toranokaze I'm still a jerk Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Little Mexico Posts: 1,817	20s it was her valentines day present __________________ "Without deviation from the norm progress is not possible." - Frank Zappa It is the ignorance of ignorance that lead to the death of knowledge The Virgin Mary does not weep for her son, for he is in paradise. She weeps for the world , for we are in suffering.

11-08-2009, 10:12 PM	#33
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Maybe your chap was a member of a special church, then. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

11-09-2009, 02:22 PM	#36
Ibby erika Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: "the high up north" Posts: 6,127	17 - a year ago last week. __________________ not really back, you didn't see me, i was never here shhhhhh

11-23-2009, 01:05 AM	#38
john bainz Mystical Miscreant Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 46	That must be my group... Or at least now were a group... Emma we're a team!

11-08-2009, 07:44 PM	#32
Glinda Fucktard Resistance League Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: 1.14 acres of heaven Posts: 1,512	I was 19. The guy was hung like a friggin' whale and it hurt. A lot. Contrary to what some of you men may believe - yes, a penis can be too damned big. Owwwwwww!

11-09-2009, 12:40 PM	#35
Glinda Fucktard Resistance League Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: 1.14 acres of heaven Posts: 1,512	Thank you, dear.

11-09-2009, 02:36 PM	#37
Madman has left the building. Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 455	Poll's closed. No matter. I was 19. Odd thing is that I dated my HS grilfriend for three years. We must've got to third base 100 times but never went all the way. She had this thing about saving herself for marraige. I thought it was kind of silly back then but I never did try and force the issue - I was a pretty nice kid. I enlisted in the military so I could have a steady job, insurance, etc... well, she went to college and I called her one night about 2am and some dude answered the phone. I figured it was over then so I went on the prowl... I had my snatch sniffer on and finally scored with a gal that I had met through one of my co-workers. Alas, it wasn't meant for love (as I thought I was in love) - she ran off with a truck driver. I vowed celebacy. That didn't last very long - maybe a couple of months - voluntary - at least six more months involuntary; maybe a year, hard to remember after so many years. What's this thread about? Oh yeah... I was 19.

11-23-2009, 09:53 PM	#39
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	You'll know for sure if he sends you a picture of his wedding tackle. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

11-23-2009, 11:19 PM	#40
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	A rod with two reels. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

11-24-2009, 01:21 AM	#41
john bainz Mystical Miscreant Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 46	Hey, EMMA... How dare you suggest...!!!! Can't I be special too... HUH!!? ...HUH!!? No seriously I wasn't fishing.

11-24-2009, 07:39 AM	#42
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	John, every post doesn't need a title kthxbai. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

11-24-2009, 09:11 AM	#43
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Hey Emma? You're too young to be in this thread anyway. We don't want the undercover agent (and by undercover agent I mean YOU) misconstruing any responses you may get in this thread. My personal opinion is you should stay out of the adult threads. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

11-24-2009, 09:17 AM	#44
skysidhe ~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~ Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 6,828	I agree even though your glass half empty post was a hoot. Extreme precociousness is not a license to sully your mind. First time? I wasn't going to answer even before a child entered the room.

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