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12-15-2009, 06:55 PM
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When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
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The Cellar: Over the Everglades and through Disney World, to grandmother's house we go.
The Cellar: It came upon a midnight clear, and damn if we didn't have to wipe it up. The Cellar: Hello, Bethlehem police? Someone in the manger next door won't stop with the frigging parum-pa-pa-pumming! The Cellar: Four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves in a Friday IOTD, complete with recipes. The Cellar: The second Wise Man looks a lot like Osama bin Laden. The Cellar: Look, Joseph, for the last time - I haven't slept with *anyone*! The Cellar: Good King Wenceslas looked out on a Christmas morning, and said "The hell with it. It's snowing. I'm going back to bed".
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12-16-2009, 09:10 AM
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dar512 is now Pete Zicato
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All excellent ideas, Els.
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12-16-2009, 01:07 PM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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The Cellar: We have squirrels in our attics (and bats in our belfrys)
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12-16-2009, 04:51 PM
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I hear them call the tide
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...and a recipe for bat-fried squirrel
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12-17-2009, 07:02 AM
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Blatantly Homosapien
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I've been battered by beer before.
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12-17-2009, 10:24 PM
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I hear them call the tide
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12-18-2009, 08:12 PM
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When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
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The Cellar: Still dreaming of a white Kwanzaa...
The Cellar: Two candles short of a proper Hanukkah The Cellar: Tiger gets a whole damn stocking full of coal...film at 11! The Cellar: Can't find three wise men in the entire goddamn Congress The Cellar: Our creche has baby Jesus' picture on a piece of toast! The Cellar: Ceiling Cat is watchin' you unwrap your "present"
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We have to go back, Kate!
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12-18-2009, 08:26 PM
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When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
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Thanks. Cellar tag lines at Yule are my very favorite thing.
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12-22-2009, 07:57 AM
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I hear them call the tide
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The Cellar: The good C word.
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01-04-2010, 08:51 AM
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I hear them call the tide
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The Cellar: Bigger'n Texas
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Fucktard Resistance League
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The Cellar: Home of the hairy vagina toaster cover.
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The Cellar: Press button, receive bacon
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****************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio |
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01-06-2010, 06:17 PM
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When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
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The Cellar: 'Emma not gonna let you finish, but...
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