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I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Perpetual Chaos
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Homer... I need Homer...
When I look at the smiles on all the children's faces, I just know they're about to jab me with something.
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The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart |
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
Join Date: Jun 2006
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That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college.
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I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming.
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Doctor Wtf
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Badelaide, Baustralia
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Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?
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Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl. |
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I can hear my ears
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This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan |
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Back in 10
Join Date: Aug 2008
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DOH!
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When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Raytown, Missouri
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"To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog |
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Franklin Pierce
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Minnesota
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Scary. All I see are math variables...
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Doctor Wtf
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Badelaide, Baustralia
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I see dead people's languages.
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Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl. |
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
Join Date: Jun 2006
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Look at me Marge, I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man, from Happy Land, who lives in a gumdrop house on Lolly Pop Lane! By the way I was being sarcastic...
I never realized Homer and I were so much alike. Where's my beer?
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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Heh Heh Heh! Lisa! Vampires are make believe, just like elves and gremlins and eskimos!
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I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
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Spider Pig, Spider Pig,
does what ever a spider pig does Can he swing from a web? No he can't, he's a pig Lookoooout! He is a spider pig
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I hear them call the tide
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say shaw, does spider pig make you run away screaming or think of bacon?
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
Join Date: Jun 2006
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Spider pig puts me in an extreme state of turmoil. I WANT to love the bacon, but I HAVE to hate the spider. It's a real conundrum. I have medication for it, though.
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I got nothing
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Central PA
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"Dear Lord.. The gods have been good to me. For the first time in my life, everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is. So here's the deal: You freeze everything the way it is, and I won't ask for anything more. If that is OK, please give me absolutely no sign. OK, deal. "
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