See? You're Not Such a Bad Mother...

Trilby · 05-24-2011, 10:42 AM

...after all!

I mean, at least you didn't do this:

SALT LAKE CITY — A Salt Lake City woman has been charged with offering her 11-year-old daughter's virginity to a man in exchange for $10,000.

The woman was charged Monday in Utah's 3rd District Court with two counts of aggravated sex abuse and two counts of sexual exploitation of a minor. KTVX Channel 4 reports that court documents claim she made the offer after the man asked about oral sex with the girl.

Police say the woman and the daughter would model lingerie for the man. The offer was discovered by the woman's boyfriend, who found multiple text messages discussing the proposal.

The Associated Press is not naming the woman to avoid identifying the daughter. An attorney wasn't listed for the woman, who was in jail Monday night.

infinite monkey · 05-24-2011, 10:45 AM

Think of all the money you'd have in your 'emergency fund.'

Sundae · 05-24-2011, 10:52 AM

Grim.
A man asks about oral sex with a 12 year old in the first place.
And then is offered her virginity by her own mother.

Am I allowed to assume they're both Mormon or is that religious bigotry?

Sheldonrs · 05-24-2011, 11:22 AM

Life would be so much simpler if it were legal to just shoot people like that "Mother" and anyone who would do that.

classicman · 05-24-2011, 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Sheldonrs

Life would be so much simpler if it were legal to just shoot people like that "Mother" and anyone who would do that.

Sheldon for the win.

monster · 05-24-2011, 12:52 PM

What are the chances that that happened to the mom when she was a girl? TFSM for the mother's boyfriend speaking up.

glatt · 05-24-2011, 01:03 PM

What about the John? The article says nothing about him being arrested. He should be too. He asked about oral sex with the girl.

infinite monkey · 05-24-2011, 01:19 PM

Mom is criminally attention-whoring, on a new level.

Weird though, that mom attracted a decent enough man who turned her into the police.

Sick what people will do for attention and/or money.

Clodfobble · 05-24-2011, 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Sundae

Am I allowed to assume they're both Mormon or is that religious bigotry?

I'm guessing not, actually. Unmarried mom, and she and the daughter are "modeling lingerie" for individuals on a regular basis? The Mormons may marry them off as children, but it's all done before the eyes of the Lord and in plain, modest, good-folk dress.

Spexxvet · 05-24-2011, 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble

The Mormons may marry them off as children, but it's all done before the eyes of the Lord and in plain, modest, good-folk dress.

Good old god-fearing pedophilia. Not that immoral stuff that the catholics practice.

Gravdigr · 05-24-2011, 04:54 PM

OK, just how big do your balls have to get before they're big enough for you to actually enquire of the girl's mother, as to the possibility of receiving head from her daughter?

I mean JFC.

Gravdigr · 05-24-2011, 04:58 PM

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Originally Posted by infinite monkey

Weird though, that mom attracted a decent enough man who turned her into the police.

I guess the boyfriend was ok with the lingerie shows? Sadly, he probably didn't have the $10,000, and got jealous.

BigV · 05-24-2011, 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr

OK, just how big do your balls have to get before they're big enough for you to actually enquire of the girl's mother, as to the possibility of receiving head from her daughter?

I mean JFC.

larger than the brain. Once you've crossed that threshold, it's downhill from there.

05-24-2011, 10:42 AM	#1
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	See? You're Not Such a Bad Mother... ...after all! I mean, at least you didn't do this: SALT LAKE CITY — A Salt Lake City woman has been charged with offering her 11-year-old daughter's virginity to a man in exchange for $10,000. The woman was charged Monday in Utah's 3rd District Court with two counts of aggravated sex abuse and two counts of sexual exploitation of a minor. KTVX Channel 4 reports that court documents claim she made the offer after the man asked about oral sex with the girl. Police say the woman and the daughter would model lingerie for the man. The offer was discovered by the woman's boyfriend, who found multiple text messages discussing the proposal. The Associated Press is not naming the woman to avoid identifying the daughter. An attorney wasn't listed for the woman, who was in jail Monday night. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

05-24-2011, 10:52 AM	#3
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Grim. A man asks about oral sex with a 12 year old in the first place. And then is offered her virginity by her own mother. Am I allowed to assume they're both Mormon or is that religious bigotry? __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

05-24-2011, 11:22 AM	#4
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	Life would be so much simpler if it were legal to just shoot people like that "Mother" and anyone who would do that. __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

05-24-2011, 12:52 PM	#6
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	What are the chances that that happened to the mom when she was a girl? TFSM for the mother's boyfriend speaking up. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

05-24-2011, 04:54 PM	#11
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	OK, just how big do your balls have to get before they're big enough for you to actually enquire of the girl's mother, as to the possibility of receiving head from her daughter? I mean JFC. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

05-24-2011, 10:45 AM	#2
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Think of all the money you'd have in your 'emergency fund.'

05-24-2011, 01:03 PM	#7
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	What about the John? The article says nothing about him being arrested. He should be too. He asked about oral sex with the girl.

05-24-2011, 01:19 PM	#8
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Mom is criminally attention-whoring, on a new level. Weird though, that mom attracted a decent enough man who turned her into the police. Sick what people will do for attention and/or money.

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