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I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Perpetual Chaos
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Suicide for the pope?
just wondering if that is his plan?
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Person who doesn't update the user title
Join Date: Mar 2011
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No way. Catholics believe that suicide sends you straight to hell.
And, is the Pope Catholic? I've not heard back from my Pope application yet. They probably want someone younger, a real go-getter. |
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Back in 10
Join Date: Aug 2008
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yah no red shoes for you! Come back next week! Next! [/Pope Nazi]
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I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Perpetual Chaos
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Someone shoulda told him just to click his heels together and say "there's no place like home"
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The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart |
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To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
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I'm still a jerk
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Little Mexico
Posts: 1,817
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I think he is dieing and just doesn't want to do it in public.
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a beautiful fool
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: 39.939705
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pope on a rope?
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Doctor Wtf
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Badelaide, Baustralia
Posts: 12,861
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You know he's retiring to live in a convent full of cute young nuns, right? At 85, he won't last long.
Good thing too, you don't want to die a virgin and go to heaven, 'cause there's all these Muslim terrorists waiting for you with pots of vaseline.
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Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl. |
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I love it when a plan comes together.
Join Date: Oct 2009
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The future is unwritten
Join Date: Oct 2002
Posts: 71,105
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He's half blind, near deaf, has sky high blood pressure and keeps falling out of bed.
Now that he's perfect for the job, he up and quits. Sacre Bleu ![]()
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Doctor Wtf
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Badelaide, Baustralia
Posts: 12,861
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Pope Berlusconi?
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Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl. |
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