Have you ever?

[Sundae]

Have You Ever?

1. Felt the sun shining on your bare ass Y
2. Been caught screwing in the car Y
3. Been asked to leave a bar Y
4. Been physically removed from a bar Y (but only by my friends or BF)
5. Outran the police in a car N
6. Outran the police on foot N
7. Passed out drunk in a public place Y
8. Driven a car over 100 mph N
9. Jumped a motorcycle more than thirty feet N
10. Been fired from a job for screwing around on your boss' dime Y (although they called it an office reshuffle)
11. Seen Elvis live in concert N
12. Seen Jimmy Buffett live in concert N (who?)
13. Touched a hummingbird N - although I held a baby starling yesterday
14. Been flogged by a rooster/chicken ? I wrangle the two chicks at school every Monday & Friday..?
15. Been knocked out cold by a blow to the head N
16. Served a jail sentence N
17. Served a prison sentence N
18. Had sex outside in broad daylight Y
19. Had a physical altercation with your best friend N
20. Had your ass handed to you by someone literally half your size N - if they're half my size they couldn't handle my arse

Have you ever:
Received a standing ovation?
Given a eulogy?
Hosted a party people still talk about?
Masturbared in your workplace?
Kissed a dead body?
Had a song or poem written about you?
Received a marriage proposal from someone you didn't marry?
Flashed your bits and/ or pieces to a total stranger?
Failed a driving test?
Had a coldsore?
Been given money by a complete stranger?
Cried in a supermarket?

Y to all of the above.