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Originally Posted by Brianna

OHMIGOD! I am thanking the Almighty right this second that I do NOT have to do the bris...I just have to learn to do a Passover meal. Whew.

You don't think she will like me even if I DO convert?

The worst part of doing the passover meal is eating the Gefilte Fish.

It's a longstanding joke at a friend's family's seder that "Wolf will have the Goyische portion" (i.e., none). For years I was a good sport and would manage to choke down a morsel of this horrible stuff, until I found out that his new wife (and convert to Judaism) was refusing to even try it.

And no, she won't like you, even if you DO convert. It's a rule. There's always someone who would have been better. Usually one or two girlfriends prior to you.