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Cyclefrance Wierd sayings 10-28-2005, 06:03 AM

Sundae I don't know the origin of... 10-28-2005, 08:48 AM

Cyclefrance To my mind the carrot and... 10-30-2005, 09:15 AM

Undertoad Jesus H. Christ on a pogo... 10-28-2005, 09:01 AM

barefoot serpent I've always wondered what the... 10-28-2005, 09:32 AM

Cyclefrance Our kittens from hell have a... 10-28-2005, 09:38 AM

darclauz Hopping. 10-28-2005, 11:37 AM

Urbane Guerrilla Anybody want a kitten? ... 11-02-2005, 10:01 PM

lumberjim i actually heard an... 10-28-2005, 09:28 AM

Cyclefrance That would be better than a... 10-28-2005, 09:34 AM

capnhowdy happy as a lark...are larks... 10-28-2005, 09:46 AM

barefoot serpent sort of like herding cats 10-28-2005, 09:54 AM

Cyclefrance Change the order slightly and... 10-28-2005, 10:19 AM

Cyclefrance Sick as a parrot ( pre-dates... 10-28-2005, 11:08 AM

dar512 It is carrot and stick. The... 10-28-2005, 11:36 AM

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wolf Cuts as in dilutes rather... 10-28-2005, 01:29 PM

Radar Jesus Harold Christ 10-28-2005, 12:00 PM

xoxoxoBruce Yes If something appeared or... 10-28-2005, 12:27 PM

Griff I like "Tempest in a Teapot".... 10-29-2005, 04:35 PM

Tonchi Just for the trivia buffs,... 10-29-2005, 07:08 PM

wolf Robert Blake did appear in... 10-30-2005, 12:30 AM

Beestie One of my father's Army... 10-30-2005, 01:52 AM

srobi Rusty on Rin Tin Tin 10-04-2007, 07:44 PM

lumberjim hand....which side IS the... 10-28-2005, 12:39 PM

dar512 back of the hand - opposite... 10-28-2005, 12:48 PM

lumberjim well, i know the front of my... 10-28-2005, 01:09 PM

wolf I'd rather be broccoli. 10-28-2005, 01:30 PM

Elspode Opening a can of worms... 10-28-2005, 01:58 PM

barefoot serpent Race horses are given the... 10-28-2005, 02:15 PM

Lucy Drier then a popcorn fart.... 10-28-2005, 02:07 PM

LabRat Hey! My dad used to say this,... 10-28-2005, 03:56 PM

capnhowdy " a right smart" EX: "He... 10-28-2005, 04:39 PM

Clodfobble I disagree. I think Sundae... 10-28-2005, 06:27 PM

Cyclefrance Jesus H Christ! You have... 10-28-2005, 06:41 PM

dar512 Your privilege. But American... 10-29-2005, 09:20 PM

xoxoxoBruce How many of those dictionary... 10-29-2005, 09:27 PM

Guest Good luck disciplining one... 10-29-2005, 10:27 PM

lumberjim SAM HILL = hell [Q]... 10-28-2005, 07:34 PM

darclauz that's just a hard goddamned... 10-28-2005, 08:06 PM

Elspode I thought we were just going... 10-28-2005, 08:47 PM

zippyt Fuck'n A Skippy , What the... 10-28-2005, 08:59 PM

Crimson Ghost Skippy is the guy who... 10-29-2005, 12:46 AM

Cyclefrance Not sure about yr answer... 10-29-2005, 02:08 AM

Crimson Ghost Well, you might have a point... 10-30-2005, 12:27 AM

Undertoad Oh for the love of Mike. 10-29-2005, 12:48 AM

wolf Or Pete. Anyone who... 10-29-2005, 12:59 AM

Tonchi In the US we say "happy as a... 10-29-2005, 01:39 AM

Griff My preferred rendering 10-29-2005, 02:30 PM

wolf Cutting the Cheese is very... 10-29-2005, 01:48 AM

xoxoxoBruce Legend says The Navy says... 10-29-2005, 01:57 AM

wolf That one about flipping the... 10-29-2005, 02:00 AM

wolf Rin-Tin-Tin's boy was named... 10-29-2005, 02:26 AM

Cyclefrance Thanks Wolf - came back in a... 10-29-2005, 02:42 AM

Cyclefrance Just remembered a north... 10-29-2005, 05:23 AM

wolf I actually happen to like... 10-29-2005, 01:51 PM

Guest Mystery masked man was... 10-29-2005, 02:21 PM

Elspode Does anyone besides me think... 10-29-2005, 02:22 PM

Clodfobble Interesting. Almost all sites... 10-29-2005, 10:58 PM

Tonchi With the carrot you stand IN... 10-30-2005, 12:11 AM

lumberjim YUP ... 10-31-2005, 07:11 PM

footfootfoot "happy as a lark" Lark as... 10-30-2005, 12:10 AM

Tonchi OK, so much for IMDB ;) 10-30-2005, 12:49 AM

richlevy The 'cutting the cheese'... 10-30-2005, 08:41 AM

Cyclefrance I think (well, I'm guessing,... 10-30-2005, 09:29 AM

wolf I have a mug that says that... 10-30-2005, 11:52 AM

Guest CycleFrance, maybe you can... 10-30-2005, 11:58 AM

Cyclefrance First thoughts are that it... 10-30-2005, 12:42 PM

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Crimson Ghost 'Rode hard and put away wet.'... 10-31-2005, 11:36 PM

wolf "Spend a penny" means taking... 10-30-2005, 12:15 PM

Cyclefrance I can take pride in my age on... 10-30-2005, 12:34 PM

Sundae I'm not great on Northern... 10-31-2005, 05:38 AM

Trilby I love this! Now--what is a... 10-31-2005, 06:02 AM

Cyclefrance Something in the depths of my... 10-31-2005, 07:51 AM

Sundae A cob is officially a crusty... 10-31-2005, 07:50 AM

Cyclefrance Telepathy, or what??? Nice... 10-31-2005, 07:55 AM

wolf Very true. And we can't... 10-31-2005, 09:59 AM

Trilby i never hear 'fortnight' used... 10-31-2005, 08:08 AM

Sundae A bacon cob is like a... 10-31-2005, 08:25 AM

Trilby We say, "Did you pack?" ... 10-31-2005, 08:32 AM

Sundae I'll start a cheese thread &... 10-31-2005, 08:59 AM

Cyclefrance Stop it you two - all this... 10-31-2005, 09:41 AM

Trilby yes, it's regional. We don't... 10-31-2005, 09:10 AM

mrnoodle "More fun than a barrel of... 10-31-2005, 09:54 AM

jinx Fuck if I know , but my... 10-31-2005, 10:11 AM

xoxoxoBruce Or an airborne attempt of... 10-31-2005, 10:35 AM

Sundae Cheers for the spitting image... 10-31-2005, 10:01 AM

wolf "Brown Bagging" has fallen... 10-31-2005, 10:05 AM

Cyclefrance I think I got muddled between... 10-31-2005, 10:13 AM

Sundae It describes an unattractive... 10-31-2005, 10:36 AM

Cyclefrance Quite right too! (seeking... 10-31-2005, 10:45 AM

Happy Monkey Actually, if you buy stuff in... 10-31-2005, 10:17 AM

wolf Around here jars of pickles... 10-31-2005, 10:19 AM

Cyclefrance Imperial weights and measures... 10-31-2005, 10:42 AM

Clodfobble I've heard that what is... 10-31-2005, 06:09 PM

Trilby My favorite fuck saying is... 10-31-2005, 06:40 PM

bargalunan In France we say "manier la... 11-01-2005, 07:21 AM

Cyclefrance You know I had a feeling you... 11-01-2005, 07:25 AM

Tonchi We say: Fog in November,... 11-01-2005, 05:32 PM

barefoot serpent my favorite French... 11-01-2005, 09:08 AM

bargalunan Yes, more exactly, it's "La... 11-01-2005, 09:25 AM

bargalunan “un croque-mort” (an... 11-01-2005, 09:22 AM

glatt Sounds like something some of... 11-01-2005, 10:15 AM

limey "“Quand on veut noyer son... 11-01-2005, 04:39 PM

russotto Kate Moss, no. But Mick... 11-01-2005, 10:34 AM

barefoot serpent d'oh... that's my problem --... 11-01-2005, 09:34 AM

bargalunan Nobody wants to assume condom... 11-01-2005, 09:46 AM

mrnoodle Eek. Be careful when ordering... 11-01-2005, 09:47 AM

bargalunan connard = bastard A lot of... 11-01-2005, 11:18 AM

Sundae Wow - there really are a lot... 11-01-2005, 11:34 AM

Cyclefrance Amazing stuff Bargalunan! -... 11-01-2005, 02:09 PM

bargalunan "Ciel mon mari" is... 11-01-2005, 04:36 PM

capnhowdy I'll be a monkey's uncle 11-01-2005, 05:40 PM

footfootfoot A Japanese friend told me a... 11-01-2005, 10:07 PM

wolf Wow. That's even better than... 11-01-2005, 10:21 PM

mrnoodle bargalunan, i've been... 11-02-2005, 09:21 AM

bargalunan As plthijinx said in "word... 11-02-2005, 05:33 PM

footfootfoot How could I forget: "He/She... 11-02-2005, 09:44 PM

Sundae How about "You couldn't make... 11-03-2005, 09:03 AM

warch Bob's yer uncle! 11-03-2005, 09:23 PM

Cyclefrance Did that come from a longer... 11-04-2005, 01:07 AM

Urbane Guerrilla This may count as weird to... 11-04-2005, 06:05 PM

bargalunan Really popular saying often... 11-06-2005, 03:14 PM

Undertoad We have "Get your ass in... 11-06-2005, 05:05 PM

Cyclefrance Aaahh, yes - AIG! Here's... 11-06-2005, 05:53 PM

Dagney As a tech support rep - we... 11-06-2005, 06:08 PM

capnhowdy also get the lead out ... 11-06-2005, 06:12 PM

Crimson Ghost Get your head out of your... 11-07-2005, 11:59 PM

lookout123 it sounds like another... 11-08-2005, 08:23 PM

Cyclefrance Here's an nice medieval... 11-09-2005, 03:49 AM

Urbane Guerrilla Heh, petard itself is... 11-09-2005, 08:44 AM

Cyclefrance Interesting (some might say... 11-09-2005, 10:17 AM

Urbane Guerrilla "Gene's Beans, they're good... 11-11-2005, 12:12 AM

Sundae I always understood that to... 11-09-2005, 10:52 AM

Trilby My mother always says, "Oh! ... 11-09-2005, 03:36 PM

warch I am inspired to try the soup... 11-09-2005, 04:21 PM

footfootfoot Or the soup WAAAAAAAVE 11-09-2005, 08:11 PM

Sun_Sparkz as clear as mud in a beer... 11-09-2005, 08:44 PM

Kagen4o4 dunno if this has been posted... 11-10-2005, 03:58 AM

BigV Beans beans the magical... 11-11-2005, 12:27 PM

BigV [semi hijack] Funny... 11-11-2005, 02:43 PM

Roosta My tonsils are floating.... 11-11-2005, 07:10 PM

wolf I never heard that as... 11-12-2005, 01:14 AM

Trilby i, too, have often wondered... 11-12-2005, 11:24 AM

Cyclefrance The only reason I can come up... 11-12-2005, 12:01 PM

xoxoxoBruce Two shakes of a lambs tale. ;) 11-12-2005, 09:48 PM

Sundae I'm more familiar with "going... 11-14-2005, 03:32 AM

Cyclefrance I wonder if there's a loose... 11-14-2005, 03:52 AM

BigV "Guess what?" "Chicken... 11-14-2005, 08:11 PM

lookout123 "guess why" "chicken... 11-14-2005, 09:12 PM

Urbane Guerrilla And Ian Fleming having a bit... 11-14-2005, 09:28 PM

DanaC "In the US we say "happy as a... 11-16-2005, 10:50 AM

barefoot serpent so would you be -- if you... 11-16-2005, 11:16 AM

bargalunan "Avoir la gueule de bois" :... 11-16-2005, 12:05 PM

Cyclefrance Happy as a pig in clover (or... 11-16-2005, 02:14 PM

jinx Is that typo or a difference... 11-16-2005, 04:26 PM

Cyclefrance Well, I must admit that I... 11-16-2005, 05:07 PM

footfootfoot OH! The humanity! I love... 11-16-2005, 09:00 PM

Sundae Once we'd reached our teens... 11-17-2005, 04:41 AM

wolf "Come Hell or high... 11-17-2005, 10:17 AM

Cyclefrance No idea, but it has reminded... 11-19-2005, 07:38 PM

xoxoxoBruce :thumb: 11-19-2005, 10:02 PM

footfootfoot = At any cost God willing... 11-19-2005, 11:25 PM

barefoot serpent Going to Hell in a handbasket. 11-17-2005, 10:21 AM

dar512 Dead to rights. Anyone... 11-17-2005, 12:05 PM

wolf Exactly where or what is the... 11-18-2005, 01:46 AM

capnhowdy I think its the same thing as... 11-18-2005, 06:57 AM

barefoot serpent The cat's got your tongue. ... 11-23-2005, 09:02 AM

wolf I think it has to do with... 11-23-2005, 01:13 PM

footfootfoot I'll be jiggered up a... 11-23-2005, 08:27 PM

jinx Sounds like a guy from Maine... 11-26-2005, 10:53 AM

capnhowdy looks like he's been beat... 11-24-2005, 06:37 AM

Cyclefrance Enough of this jiggery... 11-24-2005, 09:33 AM

Nightsong I feel like a chittlering... 11-24-2005, 11:51 AM

Cyclefrance How...... different(?!) ... 11-24-2005, 02:47 PM

Sundae I LOVE jiggery pokery! 11-24-2005, 11:18 AM

Cyclefrance REVISION: Can't get enough... 11-24-2005, 11:25 AM

capnhowdy I've tried "chittlins"...... 11-24-2005, 07:30 PM

BigV "Hope to shit in your flat... 11-25-2005, 12:11 PM

Crimson Ghost This one is best when yelled... 11-26-2005, 04:11 AM

Sundae That did make me laugh,... 11-28-2005, 09:04 AM

wolf My personal favorite is to... 11-26-2005, 10:24 AM

Iggy Crazier than a rat in a tin... 11-26-2005, 12:36 PM

Cyclefrance That should take the wind out... 11-28-2005, 05:36 AM

wolf This is specific to my place... 11-26-2005, 01:20 PM

capnhowdy when suffering from a... 11-28-2005, 07:54 AM

BigV Busier than a two tailed cat... 11-28-2005, 11:22 AM

Sundae Nervous as a long tailed cat... 11-28-2005, 12:42 PM

mrnoodle Nervous as a pregnant nun 11-28-2005, 01:28 PM

capnhowdy scared as a 10 year old on... 11-28-2005, 02:25 PM

capnhowdy too broke to pay attention ... 11-28-2005, 02:28 PM

BigV Fine as paint 11-28-2005, 02:36 PM

capnhowdy fine as frog hair 11-28-2005, 10:24 PM

Undertoad fine as a red cunt hair 11-28-2005, 10:28 PM

capnhowdy scarce as hen's teeth 11-28-2005, 10:36 PM

Cyclefrance One for the festive season... 11-30-2005, 02:45 AM

barefoot serpent fine as frogs hair 11-30-2005, 09:39 AM

mrnoodle (on a fine booty, while... 11-30-2005, 09:43 AM

barefoot serpent To kick the bucket.... 02-10-2006, 09:54 AM

FallenFairy Useless as tits on a boar. 02-10-2006, 10:06 AM

Undertoad As busy as a one-legged man... 02-10-2006, 10:25 AM

FallenFairy "slicker that owl... 02-10-2006, 10:28 AM

Granola Goddess "Barking Spiders" My hubby... 02-13-2006, 01:09 PM

wolf Works also for burps. More... 11-05-2007, 09:38 AM

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DanaC Welcome Srobi! 10-04-2007, 07:47 PM

JuancoRocks Wierd sayings 10-05-2007, 01:45 AM

DanaC Fit as a butcher's dog. ... 10-05-2007, 03:00 AM

sikcboy more meat on a butchers pencil 11-01-2007, 02:06 PM

Urbane Guerrilla A navalism about the wholly... 11-04-2007, 01:11 AM

wolf You've never seen this, then?... 11-05-2007, 09:39 AM

DanaC My parents always used to say... 11-04-2007, 03:53 PM

Clodfobble What were they saying?... 11-04-2007, 03:57 PM

DanaC Up tha (you) dances. Tha =... 11-04-2007, 03:58 PM

Urbane Guerrilla Only heard about it. And... 11-05-2007, 11:43 PM

Drax I think the phrase "Kick yer... 11-05-2007, 11:55 PM

bluecuracao It does sometimes...I've seen... 11-06-2007, 01:02 AM

ViennaWaits I read through this - easily... 11-06-2007, 06:21 PM

Cyclefrance How about 'stick your oar in'... 11-20-2007, 03:07 AM

toranokaze From what I understand the... 11-20-2007, 01:58 PM

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10-29-2005, 10:27 PM	#11
marichiko Guest Posts: n/a	Good luck disciplining one with a stick, either. Not that I'm in favor of child abuse, but most of them seem to get off with a light rap across the knuckles these days. For a hilarious take from an Indian on Tonto, try here In the movies, Indians are always accompanied by ominous music. And I've seen so many Indian movies that I feel like I'm constantly accompanied by ominous music. I always feel that something bad is about to happen. I am always aware of how my whole life is shaped by my hatred of Tonto. Whenever I think of Tonto, I hear ominous music.

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