I will solve your problems

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I will tell you how to solve any problem - just ask me.

Here's a free one:

Solving America's healthcare problems.

Americans are obsessed with our health. You have two choices for fixing our healthcare system.

1. Maintain a healthy lifestyle. Eat the right foods, in the right amounts, exercise, and don't have an accident. This will keep you from having to go to the doctor.

2. Get over your obsession, and yourself, and give it up. If you get sick, just get better by yourself or go off in a corner and die.

These solutions will decrease the demand for healthcare, which will lower the cost. Healthcare providers don't want empty appointment blocks, or unused MRI machines, so will lower the cost to create more usage. As a bonus side-effect, allowing yourself to kick off will help with the Medicare and Social Security crisis. If we can drive the average life span down to about 67 years, there won't be that looming tax crisis in the future.

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