The Cellar Tupperware Party

Shawnee123 · 09-30-2008, 09:17 AM

Cicero arrives first to Shawnee's Cellar Tupperware party. She brings with her Vienna sausages in a port wine sauce, and a bottle of the best Merlot Walmart could provide.

"Who is coming?" she asks excitedly. Shawnee replies that she invited everyone, just everyone, and that she hopes for a good showing; the 900 piece container set just came out in mauve, and it will be hers with sales of only forty thousand dollars.

As the cream cheese/dried beef roll-ups bake at 350, the doorbell rings. It's LJ and jinx. Lj is drunk and waving wads of cash in the air "Where is the jello mold and the cake cozy? I'm here, and I intend to buy." Jinx pushes him through the door and lj falls onto the couch. "Ahhhh" lj sighs, "Where's the remote?"

SG peeks her head into the room. "Is this the right house?" she inquires.

It was then we knew the party had just begun...

09-30-2008, 09:17 AM	#1
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	The Cellar Tupperware Party Cicero arrives first to Shawnee's Cellar Tupperware party. She brings with her Vienna sausages in a port wine sauce, and a bottle of the best Merlot Walmart could provide. "Who is coming?" she asks excitedly. Shawnee replies that she invited everyone, just everyone, and that she hopes for a good showing; the 900 piece container set just came out in mauve, and it will be hers with sales of only forty thousand dollars. As the cream cheese/dried beef roll-ups bake at 350, the doorbell rings. It's LJ and jinx. Lj is drunk and waving wads of cash in the air "Where is the jello mold and the cake cozy? I'm here, and I intend to buy." Jinx pushes him through the door and lj falls onto the couch. "Ahhhh" lj sighs, "Where's the remote?" SG peeks her head into the room. "Is this the right house?" she inquires. It was then we knew the party had just begun... __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

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