Have you ever?

[GunMaster357]

1. Felt the sun shining on your bare ass --> Y
2. Been caught screwing in the car --> Never (tough I did it quite a few times)
3. Been asked to leave a bar --> Never
4. Been physically removed from a bar --> Never
5. Outran the police in a car --> Never
6. Outran the police on foot --> Never
7. Passed out drunk in a public place --> Yes
8. Driven a car over 100 mph --> Since it's "only" 160 km/h, yes quite a lot of times
9. Jumped a motorcycle more than thirty feet --> Never
10. Been fired from a job for screwing around on your boss' dime --> Never though I told one that he was an asshole
11. Seen Elvis live in concert --> Never
12. Seen Jimmy Buffett live in concert --> Never
13. Touched a hummingbird --> Never
14. Been flogged by a rooster/chicken --> Strange question... I so don't want to know
15. Been knocked out cold by a blow to the head --> Never
16. Served a jail sentence --> Never
17. Served a prison sentence --> Never
18. Had sex outside in broad daylight --> Oh Yes, Yes, Yes...
19. Had a physical altercation with your best friend --> Never
20. Had your ass handed to you by someone literally half your size --> Never