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Old 01-12-2013, 08:48 PM   #11
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We are watching a DVD of the Nutcracker. The scene where Dewdrop id dancing with her man is on the screen; he's wearing the typical tights and cod-piece outfit.

mm: He looks like he has a huge penis.
inch: Maybe you can stop talking about it.
(The male dancer twirls Dewdrop and turns around)
mm: You can see his butt cheeks.
inch: Maybe you can stop talking about it.
mm: How come he's not wearing any underwear?
inch: Maybe you can stop talking about it.
mm: Well, he can't hear me anyway.
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