Funny/Embarrassing things they say

[orthodoc]

Originally Posted by footfootfoot

Nope.

What, no stockings? In that case the pizza wouldn't be all-dressed.

Originally Posted by footfootfoot

BigV is a fun sponge.

Maybe he's just saying he never met a pizza that he sent back to the kitchen.

[footfootfoot]

Originally Posted by orthodoc

What, no stockings? In that case the pizza wouldn't be all-dressed.



Maybe he's just saying he never met a pizza that he sent back to the kitchen.

D'oh! I forgot the stockings, my favorite part. OK. I'll go out and come back in again.

laff @ bigV and pizza

[BigV]

Originally Posted by orthodoc

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Maybe he's just saying he never met a pizza that he sent back to the kitchen.

I love pizza. I've had triangle pizza and square pizza and random pizza; homemade and retail pizza. Hot pizza, cold pizza, reheated pizza. I've had pizza in bed, in the car, in the woods, and in public. Pizza in every room of the house, pizza alone, with one, with two, with women and with other men. I've had pizza while my children had pizza, but we never shared, because, ew. Pizza with sauce, extra sauce, cheese, extra cheese, meat, bow-chicka-bow-wow, pizza with vegetables. I tried pizza with fruit, but I didn't inhale. Sweet pizza, savory pizza, fish and poultry (the whole chicken, not the chicken's hole, for those of you keeping score). White sauce, red sauce, sweet/tangy/smoky barbeque sauce, balsamic glazes, chinese mazes, and bacon mayonnaises.

Which one is the best? It's always the next one that breaks the record.