Trilbinite Dwellar-apes

[monster]

The world would be a horrible place without you. Not only do we pixellated cyber people care for you more deeply than we have any right to, but you have young impressionable future-of-the-future type beings for whom you are role models. your sons and neices and cats and houseplants....

Please stick around. Quit your stupid job and find manual labor that includes meals and board or something. Both of you. more than a job that satisfies heart and soul, you need stuff that doesn't destroy heart and soul. aim for neutrality rather than negativity. or something. what the hall do I know? I know you can consider yourselves lucky I can't drive down there right now and open up a can of whoop-asss on ya both. Because i would...... but it would be more of a creepy gelatinous tickly whoop-ass that would make you uncomfortable in a luke-warm sort of a way until you stopped threatening to or thinking about checking out.....

eh, i got nothing, i don't know what to say or do, but I can't just sit and watch you self-destruct without saying something. Even if it's just nonsense. but please stick around. think about me....... I always dress in black, I'd have to go out and buy something pink *shudder*

I'm no good at this, but I care about you both and i know I'm not the only one.